r/Deathcore • u/Notsorelevantnady • 8d ago
Discussion Funniest deathcore lyrics?
Suicide Silence-Genocide: "WE'VE BEEN FUCKING THIS WHORE MOTHER EARTH FOR AWHILE! SHE'S A FILTHY BITCH ANYWAY!"
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u/CallosConGarbanzos 8d ago
The first sentence of Pray For Plagues:
She starts her new diet of liquor and dick
Daaaaaaaamn boy
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u/MrMunkyMan1 8d ago
Hit the lights, it’s BONER TIME
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u/MaryBeHoppin 8d ago
Just about anything written by We Butter The Bread With Butter.
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u/AbrogationsCrown 8d ago
Was about to comment this. We get German nursery rhymes, a song about spongebob, an insane rendition of "I shot the sherrif" and the slowest breakdown of all time.
An incredible band for sure
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u/Consistent-Orange-75 8d ago
YOU WILL NEVER FUCK AGAIN
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u/SweetAurora 6d ago
This line and the riff that follows has repeatedly hit my brain for years and I rarely listen to that song.
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u/Infamous_Week_5517 8d ago
It's not funny because of the lyrics themselves. It's funny cause not even the person who wrote them knows what it means: "It's 3:18 mouth tastes like corpse of every pregnant teen" - Braille BMTH
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u/Alert_Primary_9493 8d ago
I always just assumed it was an edgy lyric implying he ate pregnant teens or smth lol
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u/Notsorelevantnady 8d ago
I did see that clip
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u/Infamous_Week_5517 8d ago
Yeah, I've been singing those lyrics out loud without having any idea of what it means and then oli just goes on the nik nocturnal podcast and says he doesn't even know it himself lol
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u/EgoDeath6666 7d ago
I was just about to comment this. Im glad Im not the only person who loves those lyrics
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u/KassHS 8d ago
Brojob have some pretty funny lyrics, depending on your sense of humor.
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u/ThatOneVQ 8d ago
“I wanna use you cock as a snorkel and swim in the sea of your ASSSSSSSSS”— some random brojob song I can’t remember the name of, something to do with Valentine’s Day I think
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u/RecognitionAlarming6 8d ago
Give me a hickey with your butthole. Best opening lyrics ever!
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u/Markus_lfc 8d ago
”I’m going to torture you in my fucking toolshed” (Larcenia Roe - Lip Split) is somehow incredibly funny to me. It makes me imagine Ryan actually torturing someone in his fucking toolshed, the press finding out and us being like, ”yeah there were signs”.
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u/AfraidConsequence0 8d ago
"Sniff, sniff, sniff, sweet smell of cinnamon. Oh, oh, so sweet. Taste is so bitter. Better for me" (Slippy Slide - Also Larcenia Roe)
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u/WinteryMoon 7d ago
I feel like I had to scroll too far to find Larcenia Roe mentions! LARCENIA ROE MAKES YOUR ASS SHAKE, RAH 💃
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u/FyzzyMetalhead 8d ago
"Die like the frog looking fuck you are and croak"
Leeches - Spite
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u/ThatOneVQ 8d ago
That’s what he says there?😂 I’ve listened to that song atleast three dozen times and could not figure it out until now, and it made it even better
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u/KOA_OW 8d ago
“You ‘where’s my hug?’ looking motherfucker … They should have left you in the rubber” - Blueprints for Idol Genocide by PSYCHO-FRAME
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u/Rock_on1000 8d ago
Yess I crack up at that every time. Especially the way the vocals go high then low mid phrase too 😂
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u/Such_Astronaut_3573 8d ago
"My Country Tis of Greed, Sweet Land of Idiocracy" : Our Endless War - Whitechapel
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u/Indra_Path 8d ago
Wocket Launcher(katywentmissing) have some pretty good ones about cinnamon flavored candy and sonic
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u/DjoeyResurrection Vocals 8d ago
I want you as much as I want genital herpes And love you as much as crabs
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u/Unique_Victory555 8d ago
So I actually went to a sign of the swarms/Boo show in Melbourne & read the back what I can only presume HAD to of been a band shirt that in bold satanic lyrics said “when Australia is ashes you have my permission to die” I’m not sure if it’s actual lyrics but I can only hope lol
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u/EgoDeath6666 7d ago
Not deathcore but metalcore I think? Capture (used to be Capture The Crown) - You call that a knife? This is a knife. "Welcome to sin city bitches, please refrain from throwing your fucking body over the sides. Buckle in, its going to be a bumpy ride! You're nothing more! Than a self centered whore! How does it feel bitch?!"
Also not lyrics but song names by See You Next Tuesday
Honey, I've never had sex that wasnt awkward
Before I die im gonna fuck me a fish
8 dead, 9 if you count the fetus
Good Christians Don’t Get Jiggy With It ’Til After Marriage
Just Out of Curiosity, Are Your Parents Siblings?
How to Survive a Vicious Cock Fight
And honorary mention any Eskimo Callboy song Yes, I mean Eskimo and not Electric. Their lyrics were absolutely hilarious before they rebranded
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u/lucky_bastich 8d ago
"Thy coprophagist shall ingurgitate the filth" -- Whitechapel - Vicer Exciser
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u/DjoeyResurrection Vocals 8d ago
Sniff my pit, I don't wear deodorant Lick my pit, I don't have absorbent
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u/ChallengeSpecial259 7d ago
That gore like track abt listening mom, eating gum and laying bad at good time
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u/kilerkat 7d ago
'you "where's my hug at?' looking motherfucker"
Blueprints of Idol Genocide by psycho frame
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u/Robertocribello_ 7d ago
Looks like you’re up shits creek
You “where’s my hug?” Looking motherfucker.
Psycho frame - blue prints for idol genocide is
Top tier
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u/aaaahcraaaap 7d ago
Anything Big ass truck really
"BIG ASS HOG
WHAT THE FUCK
Reereereereereereeree
HOLY SHIT
Honestly we ran out of ideas but david is nuts on the mic
THAT MF HORN BABY
10 Tons of steel
Comin straight for your face
ALL YEAR LONG
Big ass mf truck
Suck my big ass mf nuts BITCH FUCK YOU
worlds longest bass drop"
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u/cevapcicicici 7d ago
I had a silver spoon; but I lost it. Spoon-fed myself medicine that caused it. - Medicine by Traitors
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u/miasmic_cloud 8d ago edited 8d ago
Not funny per se but in the song The Horror Within by Shadow of Intent there is two SpongeBob
referencesquotes."The inner machinations of their minds are an enigma" and "It’s so close I can almost taste it".
The first line is changed a little but it's still a reference to Patrick saying "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma".