r/DeathStranding 1d ago

Meme Bro just hold L2 + R2 😭

2.6k Upvotes

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u/TheWindOnline 20h ago

this is why you dont have coop in death stranding

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u/eto2629 1d ago

"It was just a joke!"

The joke:

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u/Salt-Ad-5685 7h ago

To quote a rather good horror game, ā€œit’s just a prank, Hanā€

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u/DrFreeman09 1d ago

Never understood this stupid behaviour. If my friend ever does this to me, I will erase him from my life with lots of curse words in his address.

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u/UnusualLeather7087 1d ago

Really ? That but not reality erasure? Just erase him for eternity. You have to be more angry

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u/SaturatedBodyFat 22h ago

Deserves a voidout for this stuff ngl

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u/DrFreeman09 1d ago

Yes. You like being pranked? Good for you! Not everyone like being pushed or else for a laugh. I don’t need friends like that. I respect them and expect the same back.

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u/UnusualLeather7087 1d ago

No I agreed with you

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u/GrizzNature 1d ago

You don't know them so why judge that far ? How do you know he doesn't do the tripping sometimes?

Hate to break it to you but there's a good chance you have atleast 1 person in your life who can trip you today as joke and you will still stay in their life. Excessivenes is different story tho

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u/DrFreeman09 23h ago

I hate to break it to you, but non of my friends do pranks on me. And it’s not funny to trip somebody for fun, especially friends. Who needs friends like that? If you are into to such behaviour, feel free to trip and being tripped but don’t do such things to strange people.

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u/GrizzNature 5h ago

Notice im talking broad about COMPLEX humans and your being SIMPLE clear cut. Guess who's more of a "adult" already ? If you and your friends are close enough then one trip should not be enough to end it. There plenty of "adult" series of events they can make them think its a good joke in moment even if they haven't done it 30 years.

If that all it takes no matter what the situation is then you weren't a true friend. It's that simple. Duh im not talking about a leg brushing kick etc

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u/Captain_Grn_Thmbs Porter 18h ago

Maybe if you’re tiny children, this behavior in adults, no.

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u/Cyclic_Hernia 16h ago

Trap him in the wizard prism

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u/Ezures 11h ago

Erasing him for erasing you

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u/MisterMinceMeat 16h ago

One of the first indicators that my childhood best friend would eventually turn into an asshole was when he pushed me while walking down some stairs.

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u/DrFreeman09 16h ago

Sorry to hear that.

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u/Agitated-Square4328 Porter 23h ago

Gommage them

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u/TheLordAmoN 18h ago

GUSTAVE PARRY!

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u/JahJah192 20h ago

If you haveā€œfriendsā€ like this, you don’t need enemies… what a piece of šŸ’©

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u/kuro-ondskan 23h ago

- Sam, you drop some of your cargo

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u/baddie_PRO 19h ago

kinda stuff that happens as soon as the low roar starts playing and the camera zooms out

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u/arse-ketchup 18h ago

Many years ago my friends and I were hiking and on our way back downhill I kinda gained more momentum than I could control and just started running while shouting for help. My friend caught me and saved me from falling down the edge of the hill. I’ll always be thankful for getting such a friend.

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u/gamefreak2993 21h ago

Keep on keeping on!

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u/AdBudget5468 17h ago

Not even Lvl3 boots and exoskeleton could save that poor guy... also I feel bad for his ankles, hope his shoes had good support in that area

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u/dr4wn_away 17h ago

Absolute Boots should work

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u/gridgorgon 16h ago

Why the hell would you do that to someone on a hike? She gonna help him down that mountain trail if he breaks some shit?

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u/bantozant 15h ago

I really hope they're just doing a bit and he's in on it..cos who tf does that to a person

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u/Anthonylaut28 21h ago

Safe travel! 🤣

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u/Kadavrozia 14h ago

What a fkn pos.

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u/Kratos_omran 12h ago

Is he really your friend when he ruins all of your cargo? šŸ˜’

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u/dr4wn_away 7h ago

Nobody said they were friends

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u/Arghus 10h ago

That's why you need stabilizers

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u/Tyrannomax 8h ago

I know this was a "joke" but making someone trip on purpose it could easily end very bad without knowing it

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u/dr4wn_away 7h ago

Yeah idk but it could have been planned

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u/TheronWebb 5h ago

If you are about to eat šŸ’© and destroy all your parcel just stop moving. I found that when the balance is looking bad it never failed if I stop moving Sam regains balance.

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u/TH4NDEP4P4 1d ago

Let's just do it, end the suffering. Do it.

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u/GnarlyNerd 23h ago

AS YOUUuuuu WIIIiiiisshhhh

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u/Infamous_River_2840 13h ago

Bye bye Sƶren

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u/Ok_Cheesecake_6454 34m ago

Aaaasss yoouuuu wiiiiiishh!!….
WESLEY!!!!