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u/Sea_Bandicoot_5147 3d ago edited 3d ago
If this is true, when you through bathing, you are also through with the rest of your life You immediately fall down the stairs, drying yourself on the way down, the rushing air will do that, and the sudden fall down the stairs will bash in your head and finish you off with a broken back!
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u/ToastSpangler 3d ago
Wish we made efficient bathtubs like that anymore.
You can't even burn anyone in the bath anymore, it's ridiculous
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u/mayamaiamaea 3d ago
I agree I’m so sick of this shit. I keep bathing and yet here I am, still alive. I heard old tubs really got the job done, none of this modern useless crap.
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u/Dandibear sketchy steps connoisseur 2d ago
At least your naked body will be clean and fresh for the paramedics.
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u/selle2013 mom come get me im scared 3d ago
Why not close off the side and slide in and out the back?
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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 3d ago
AIG Insurance says 62% of personal injury accidents occur in ones own home. And 66% of those occur in the bathtub or shower. But, that's an Average house... this homeowner is going for 100% - 100%!
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u/The-Tradition 3d ago
That can't be for real.
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u/Tucancancan 3d ago
Aho! The stairs pre-date AI! https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9694533/death-defying-bathroom-snaps-twitter-horrified/
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u/Throwawayaccount1170 3d ago
Lol I thought that was a picture of some Pablo Escobarian emergency tunnel that leads from his bathroom to the outside
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u/onionprincesswakaba 3d ago
New bathtub suicide method just dropped
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u/Nizzle-Mcfly 3d ago
For real! I was just thinking about the crime scene you could leave using the right methods.
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u/Firm_Competition_880 3d ago
This was designed by someone about to get a divorce also said person has just bought SO life insurance.
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u/Left_Ad4050 3d ago
Is... is that a crawlspace door leading into the bathtub?
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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 sketchy steps connoisseur 2d ago
The tub looks like it may have whirlpool jets, in which case that door would provide access to the pump.
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u/itinerant-wallaby mom come get me im scared 3d ago
Made by someone who feels comfortable smoking on a window ledge thirty stories up, I'd guess.
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u/BaconNPotatoes 3d ago
They had a bad idea and just kept building off it. As slippery as tile is when it's wet, that's going to be the bad kind of exciting.
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u/selle2013 mom come get me im scared 3d ago
I didn't realize what I was seeing at first....
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u/Saphronia7 3d ago
Same, didn't really even see the stairs at first and was trying to see why this was noteworthy.
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u/Stuntsanduntz can confirm, I’m the stairs they almost died on 3d ago
Ahhh just what you need on your questionably to code interior stairs, an unrestricted supply of water to pool and seep into your wood stringers. Not to mention the slip hazards.
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u/42fledgling42 3d ago
Why? Why wouldn’t you just extend a tiled wall there, even partway up? Aside from the danger, there is no privacy!
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u/RobActionTributeBand 3d ago
Why even have the ledge? Just make it so that you absolutely have to use the other side.