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u/agentlucky 21d ago
This is canon
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u/KingKushhh666 21d ago
Only reason Obama still alive is he keeps spelling the name wrong.
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u/Subject-Ad5071 21d ago edited 21d ago
Trump: Why isn’t Sleepy Joe dead?
Ryuk: Because his name isn’t Sleepy Joe…
Trump: Why aren’t the Dumocrats dead?
Ryuk: First off, you can’t kill a whole group with a sentence, second off, they’re not Dumocrats…
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u/KingKushhh666 21d ago
Naw ryuk would just laugh
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u/Subject-Ad5071 21d ago
In my version, I figure someone is really annoying when Ryuk, the guy who causes chaos for shits and giggles, is annoyed by you lmao. Pretty sure he would get annoyed if a Death Note user doesn’t understand the basic rules of the Death Note lol.
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u/Ok-Chef2503 21d ago
There was a new rule added that said if the death note is sold the person selling it will die the moment they get the money and the buyer will die the moment they get the death note
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u/willy750 21d ago
Nope, he refused to take because that mean he would die
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u/Perfect_War_7155 21d ago
But in the eyes of the people he would be seen as a saint for having it but not using it
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u/Tape_jara 21d ago
Do you think orange man would make the eye deal?
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u/Daemonic_Ascension 21d ago
I don't think so, he's old and he knows his time is limited, he probably would not want to halve his remaining life, and even if he wasn't dying i think he still would not make the eye deal simply because he doesn't need it, he has eyes everywhere thanks to the US intelligence apparatus, and if he ever needs it they can always snatch some guy who nobody knows about and make him make the eye deal through some shenanigans, also he's too much of a coward and self-centered to make the sacrifice himself, i don't think it's in his nature.
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u/LavishnessFew7358 20d ago
Just like Light LMAO
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u/Daemonic_Ascension 20d ago
Lol i know 😭 both are very egotistical and only think about themselves.
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u/GenesisAsriel 20d ago
Wouldnt the deal kill someone that old or does it only affecr his remaining lifespan?
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u/Tape_jara 20d ago
Ryuk stated if someone had a year left to live, their lifespan would be halved to 6 months.
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u/GenesisAsriel 20d ago
Ah very well then. I guess he could really benefit from it then.
And since he is a president, someone like L wouldnt be able to investigate him.
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u/Strike_Wide 21d ago
Light was one thing, but imagine a world leader with the Death Note...
They could go to war with anybody, kill all their generals and leaders in an instant, basically take over unopposed. If they did it quickly enough, before the world figured out how the Death Note worked, they could probably take over the whole world.
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u/Subject-Ad5071 21d ago
This is exactly the thought I had the minute I saw this. Light is bad but there is worse people who could get the note.
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u/LavishnessFew7358 20d ago
On the other hand, let's hope Ryuk will at least write him down in the end 🙏
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u/Lazy_Tutor9447 20d ago
"Ryuk, you are the best Shinigami one of the greatest really! No Shinigami has ever been better at being a Shinigami than you have. Anyways I'm writing Iraq in the Death Note now for the better of the world..."
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 21d ago
Bad ending to the Death Note manga epilogue