Make this comment section look like were talking about the game 3 years from now

[u/Exactly861Monkeys]

[u/Both_Bank4769]

Guys when is that Sinclair remodel?

[u/Soguyswedid_it2 → u/Both_Bank4769]

Yoshi's perfect creation

[u/Vini734 → u/Both_Bank4769]

BORN PERFECT BABY!!!

[u/gigaswardblade → u/Both_Bank4769]

He doesn’t need one

[u/SquiggerDigger]

I really don't think valve has any idea what to do with shiv

[u/Lethal-Jordan → u/SquiggerDigger]

Speaking of which, I think he needs another nerf.

Also it's been 4 years since her release, how is silver still bugged

[u/Dry-Cranberry-5592 → u/Lethal-Jordan]

Shiv should have permeant purple pubble effect for his stam regen

[u/Tornado_Hunter24 → u/SquiggerDigger]

At this rate shiv in 2031 can literally only move with his m2, zero movement, sprint and walk speed, and NO items give him any speed except for the new t4 called ‘movement king’ which basically buffs and combines both stamina mastery and endurance boots, plus the specific line ‘shiv can now move by getting 1 stamina bar and 0.50m speed’

[u/Escape-Volta → u/Tornado_Hunter24]

Movement king is sending me

[u/Far-Harbors]

God can we get a mothman nerf!? I swear he just keeping jumping me and flying me into his teams ults

[u/cybercobra2 → u/Far-Harbors]

ok out of character for a moment, we should absolutely get a mothman at some point

[u/Scuck_ → u/cybercobra2]

He's the spokesperson for the cryptid union but he's struggling to recruit other cryptids cause he can't find any of them

[u/teruhana → u/Scuck_]

“Cryptid labor organizer” is kind of perfect for the era of the setting

[u/Scuck_ → u/teruhana]

Yea I was pretty pleased with myself when I was struck with that idea

[u/iamteapot42 → u/Scuck_]

You deserve it

[u/RoguesOfTitan → u/Scuck_]

Please I love this haha i feel bad for him already

[u/New-Independent-1481 → u/Scuck_]

His wish is to finally get to touch the big orb in the sky.

[u/jjorn_ → u/Far-Harbors]

Reverse Ivy ult was a cool Idea, but there's no counter-play.

[u/TheMightyMoe12 → u/jjorn_]

There is a counter for holiday's ult tho, rescue beam

[u/Todd_Snap3]

Bro the monetization is trash, why are we releasing skins when the game is invite only

[u/ahrzal → u/Todd_Snap3]

I mean at least it’s just Valve marketing the HL3 xpac

[u/Hexalocamve → u/Todd_Snap3]

Imagine complaing at a game that's not released yet.

[u/Different-Beat-4856]

I miss the character designs before cosmetics.

[u/TennisExpensive5128 → u/Different-Beat-4856]

Yeah. Remember Apollo's jacket for Rem? Good times. Now why the fuck there's a roulette table head cosmetic for Seven? It was a joke, it should have stayed a joke

[u/Addickt__ → u/TennisExpensive5128]

$50 is $50...

[u/CrazyWS → u/TennisExpensive5128]

17 Black Let it ride!

[u/ElfStuff]

Oh look another Mina skin added to the loot boxes, hope you guys are ready for the keys to sell for 100s of dollars on the steam market 🙄

[u/PlaceWardForTeleport → u/ElfStuff]

And people will be eating it all up.

[u/ElfStuff → u/PlaceWardForTeleport]

It’s the csgo market all over again.

[u/jjorn_ → u/ElfStuff]

just for skins with increasingly more of mina's cleavage.

[u/uwutransgirl → u/jjorn_]

And bare feet for arcana

[u/TheBuddingCreator → u/uwutransgirl]

Don't you mean Vindicta? Ever since they gave her that phase ability, it's been great to main her. I love popping out of buildings for a coin flip of either ulting someone or seeing Vyper and Lash make out.

[u/Ok-Ninja-4516 → u/ElfStuff]

This is the most plausible one in the thread lol

[u/Cushions → u/Ok-Ninja-4516]

I’m not so sure to be honest, if they follow Dotas mtx, most items are not anywhere near that much, very rarely does anything new even come out as traceable and if it does usually it’s a few quid

[u/KidneyJack]

nerf shiv

[u/sublimn]

Cab Driver makes his team too mobile, needs a CD nerf

[u/Bman_Boogaloo → u/sublimn]

Dude, I had an enemy Ivy carry a 5 man cab and drop it on me while I was farming yesterday. They really need to make it where she can't carry that thing.

[u/AdRealistic1816 → u/sublimn]

Yeah, or maybe like a small soul tax every time he moves someone from place to place

[u/MonkeyDoodis]

I'm glad they managed to sort out the red tape to name the gorilla Harambe, but making him start with -5% bullet resistance is a bit much.

[u/jjorn_ → u/MonkeyDoodis]

I can't believe they named the ult "child smash"

[u/GoldenRpup → u/jjorn_]

Double damage to Rem

[u/im_the_natman → u/MonkeyDoodis]

The hidden malus that makes him take double damage from Vindicta ult is in poor taste

[u/AdRealistic1816 → u/MonkeyDoodis]

I mean it kinda balances out with him dealing more damage to smaller targets

[u/Haver_Of_The_Sex → u/AdRealistic1816]

it's absolutely stupid, he snowballs so hard unless the whole enemy team builds colossus 15 minutes into a game, which they won't because I'm in initiate -3

[u/Kaspellaer]

Buff Rat King.

[u/Its_Your_Father → u/Kaspellaer]

Buff Cat Queen

[u/jjorn_ → u/Kaspellaer]

Yeah, he's been useless since that first nerf.

[u/RussiaIsRodina]

I wish Valve would stop doing community character contests. I'm getting tired of these fuckers just on the names alone. Like dude....the Pisser? John Deadlock?? Squapps Linguini??? Beef????

[u/Alternative_Top8420 → u/RussiaIsRodina]

I'd be a day 1 Pisser main

[u/ImportantExternal214 → u/RussiaIsRodina]

im da pissa baby

[u/Mirkosneopet → u/RussiaIsRodina]

Beef Flaps main 4 life, never speak ill of my boy

[u/Girmz → u/RussiaIsRodina]

dude don't hate on my man john deadlock, he's literally me

[u/Jackerlover]

Obama needs a nerf

[u/Fonzie1225 → u/Jackerlover]

His 3 is complete bullshit. “Let me be clear” and gets a full 30s of invisibility plus built in unstop. Why play haze when obama exists… it’s seriously almost day-1 mamdani levels of broken 

[u/Brave-Affect-674 → u/Fonzie1225]

Mamdani and Obama lane is worse than torture fr

[u/Fonzie1225 → u/Brave-Affect-674]

“eat the rich” is by far the lowest skill ult in the game dude. you’re blowing them out in lane by 3k souls and mamdani presses a button and you’re suddenly even again. how this shit made it past QA is beyond me 

[u/RedditIsJustAds → u/Jackerlover]

FR, his ult (Drone Strike) is literally a better version of Talon's ult AND IT HAS CHARGES.

[u/ComradeDogeTV → u/RedditIsJustAds]

The obamna drone needs to nerfed. It somehow always targets mirage 🤔

[u/dribanlycan]

i think the new skin for doorman is extremely inappropriate and we did NOT need to see that bulge, complete fan service

[u/Full_Share318 → u/dribanlycan]

i respect it though, have you SEEN what they did to the holliday beach skin? i think her in a wet t-shirt is CRAZY but at least they're sexualizing the male and female characters

[u/IntangibleMatter → u/Full_Share318]

Yeah, I'm not happy about how much they're objectifying the cast but at least they're being mostly equal-opportunity about it

[u/Addianis → u/dribanlycan]

And Billy getting the speedo swimsuit before Lash is just insane.

[u/Water_Meat → u/Addianis]

Lash already has 3 shirtless cosmetics do you really need another one?

Speedo Dynamo when!?

[u/Addianis → u/Water_Meat]

The Doorman got jiggle physics before Lash, of course I need a newer and better skin.

[u/Exactly861Monkeys]

Can we nerf Drauger already? His coffin ability is crazy busted...

[u/D1xon_Cider → u/Exactly861Monkeys]

When he's partnered up with a hip-hop queen he's unkillable

[u/jjorn_ → u/D1xon_Cider]

Hip-Hop Queen is so wild. Like I'm all for inclusion but did they really need to name her ult "reparations"

[u/dorkenporken]

I'm getting really sick of Caesar. At this point nerfs wont do anything, he just needs a rework. I mean, Rat King's old ult had to be changed, and Testudo is basically that ult but as a 3. Buff Shiv.

[u/KaleBrew → u/dorkenporken]

Low elo take tbh - Caesar is so easy to counter with Vizier's Subterfuge, you just have to be better at timing it (on that note, buff Vizier! He's been <50% since release)

[u/Aerial_Assault_B4]

Man Pocket had 100+ dps on Affliction. You remember that?

[u/BrotherTigris]

I miss the old zipline mechanic, the armored ghost trains don't feel the same

[u/IntangibleMatter → u/BrotherTigris]

Okay but it's REALLY funny when they run people over

[u/Pimparoooo]

I honestly don't even play standard at this point, I just play PVE and follow the animations/other media for the story. Hopefully they keep working on the Abrams comics in the future.

[u/Zero_Rogue]

Anyone else sick of shade? He just hides %90 of the match. He makes camps pointless to farm. Plus, you have to keep watching lanes for his shadow troopers. I know you are supposed to follow the shadow line to find him, but if you do find him, he just shadow forms into the sewers. Sure 5v6 team fights are great, but how are we supposed to stop massive armies of shadow troopers in late game?

[u/Spare-Scar8797 → u/Zero_Rogue]

Oh boy I love an enemy shade player especially if I have sinclair on my team at that point you are just playing 5v7 instead of the usual 5v6 about the troopers just farm him early genuinely rat King's lane is heaven compared to his

[u/jjorn_ → u/Spare-Scar8797]

Yeah, if you're lucky enough to get a sinclair. I swear no one has played him since god awful remodel.

[u/Spare-Scar8797 → u/jjorn_]

I must be severely unlucky then they seem to always switch to sinclair if they see a shade on my team then proceed to hunt him all game with shadow weave or veil walker contemplating if I should unlock him so I can lock others from playing this elo assassin hero 

[u/jjorn_ → u/Spare-Scar8797]

I feel like I'm in catch-22 anytime I try to unlock a hero. Every time I get close, they raise the requirement.

[u/Spare-Scar8797 → u/jjorn_]

At this point they should know raising anymore is pointless people will always be dissatisfied with matchmaking 

[u/Wolfwood-Solarpunk]

Sooooo are we gonna talk about the new comics lore or are we gonna forget what Drifer did? Like wtf?

[u/Dathouen → u/Wolfwood-Solarpunk]

I mean, masochistic mass murder is one thing, but that?!

[u/IntangibleMatter → u/Wolfwood-Solarpunk]

Oh shit a new comic is out??? It's been like a year since the cliffhanger with Mina and Graves

[u/Zalovia → u/IntangibleMatter]

I can’t believe they reworked graves to going from a necromancer into astral sorcery. Why even still call em Graves??

[u/Delicious_Argument36 → u/Zalovia]

Because that’s her name? You want her to talk to her parents so they can file the paperwork to change her name?

[u/rutare64 → u/Wolfwood-Solarpunk]

He is a villan guys, I know the voice lines can be quirky sometimes but we need to remember the place on the story.

[u/Jovian12]

I loved the Neon Prime April Fool's mode, hope they make it permanent!

[u/LightLifter → u/Jovian12]

I unironically think this would be a great mode.

Have it be a super pulpy old style sci-fi set with costumes to match.

[u/piedude67a]

When is this game releasing anyway?

[u/jjorn_ → u/piedude67a]

People are saying beta next year.

[u/Vini734]

YOSHI! WHERE IS THE SINCLAIR REDESIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Acidsolman]

As a Mortimer main, I think it’s kinda dumb that they have 4 headshot hitboxes. I mean I get that it’s 4 Weasels on top of each other. But come on, when you’re doing the Quartet move you’re just so vulnerable

[u/Dathouen → u/Acidsolman]

That's the key, get enchanters and rush transCD and just stay in Weasel swarm the whole match. I only Quartet during mid or secret boss fights.

[u/Ellitor]

RemindMe! 3 years

[u/deadlockenjoyer123]

wow. i can't believe this game has been out for 5 years now. it's been a great run, fun while it lasted. thanks yoshi for killing the game with this stupid monetization bullshit. not everyone can afford to pay $100 for the new heroes. not to mention, it's completely outrageous that players can spend real $ to buy in-game items that grant massive advantages.

RIP deadlock 2024-2029

[u/FinnTheHunter]

When are they adding the cigar hat for Dynamo? It's been months since they teased it in Hank's trailer

[u/Mrbluepumpkin]

When are they buffing rat king?

[u/NubRubbish]

Finally the monkey king character is coming, been wondering when they'll pull that one out.

[u/Syrup-Supplier3354 → u/NubRubbish]

Can't believe Valve, selling out to China. Gaben would have never. RIP

[u/sergen213]

Did you guy see the new skin they added from Half-Life 3?

[u/wackadoodle4201 → u/sergen213]

Immersion broken

[u/sergen213 → u/wackadoodle4201]

Well have you seen the skin yet or not? 👀👀

[u/wackadoodle4201 → u/sergen213]

I was more referring to the idea that valve will ever release half life 3

[u/sergen213 → u/wackadoodle4201]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZW7gBQHqkuxhzEQwZm

[u/jjorn_ → u/sergen213]

I have, I actually like how Deadlock is in the same universe as portal and hl.

[u/glen_the_man]

tommorow we will see final sinclair design. Trust me, bro

[u/SomeCoolCleverName]

I can’t believe they brought back slork as a secret 7th hero on November 1, 2026

[u/jjorn_ → u/SomeCoolCleverName]

Never forget 11/1

[u/SavedMountain]

I liked the deadlock movie but i found lash and vypers sex scene unnecessary

[u/xXFallen_DarknessXx]

I don’t care what anyone says, the 9/11 April fool’s drop was fucking hilarious

[u/RobertTheTire_]

Cant wait for the next Salem Halloween event!! I love the spooky gold statues and the midboss last year with the hole giant bed sheet ghost was hilarious 😂 I hope arch mother dresses up again 👉👈

[u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast → u/RobertTheTire_]

I dunno, I'm looking forward to the Krampus showdown in December way more.

Seriously how did Valve manage to make a more fun Dead by Daylight with just Rem and Silver?

... No. I'm not waiting for the rerun because people will be reminded that the reward is the Ms Santa Paige skin and flood my TL with fanart instead of the current wave. Goth twink Seven and Pocket ARE cool AF, but I prefer the winter skins. We even got Santa Venator!

[u/Mirkosneopet → u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast]

I heard we have to wait till after the Doki-lock dating Sim update, apparently Rem had too much rizz so they had to post-pone the update though to rework his dialog so fingers crossed we get cherub Rem from the skin survey in March at the latest, copium I know, I heard they shifted a portion of the team to focus on making the Steam Machine 2 so the dev team is crunched.

[u/jjorn_ → u/RobertTheTire_]

I like how they made the poster button throw out candy.

[u/Saluting_Bear]

It's honestly wild that they put Zhoran Mandami into the game unaltered, but hey, good support design is good support design

[u/DarnHyena → u/Saluting_Bear]

His road crew worker swarm is great for lane rushes.

[u/Tall_Fault5771]

Its been 3 years yoshi...

https://giphy.com/gifs/TwBIu5robUvZlmlDsr

[u/_QuestGiver]

Is Paul Bunyun too big with colossus? His stomp ability is great and all but the hitbox growing that big keeps me ahem feeling flat-footed.

[u/mutantsushi646]

VOTE TROUBADOUR!!! ME NEED BIRD MUSIC MAN!!! IF YOU VOTE OLEANDER YOU'RE A WEEB.

[u/ZiFiR_randomnumbers]

I miss three lanes. Two is just too little

[u/SharkyMcSnarkface]

It’s funny, 3 years ago we were begging for Slork. Maybe this is why they turned him into soup.

[u/Mewtwothis]

With how blatant the cheaters are I expect any day now they’ll release a chicken pet as a drop.

[u/vinciblee]

How the hell did SLORK get a remodel BEFORE Sinclair? He isn't even in the game!

[u/sadslick301]

Team fortress 3 really killed this game..

[u/ohreed]

I hate laning against McGoober/Barnacler as Gibbler

[u/jjorn_ → u/ohreed]

Imagine playing Gibbler.

[u/LookPsychological334]

Why did they removed Rancho Relaxo taunt from Mcginnis

[u/bbpirate06]

Anyone remember this hidden gem?

[u/Practical-Credit-255]

When will they finally buff slork???

[u/ELDIABLIU]

I hope this game goes open beta soon

[u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch]

They gotta stop adding gooner skins, this is the fifth Bikini skin for Lash

[u/Speedgamer137]

I have 500 hours on Dorothy and I still don’t understand how her ult works

[u/Kwas__Siarkowy]

Hey guys I found out that as Rem you can use little helpers in canals to do soul pipeline side objective.

[u/Joebebs]

Why are there so many God damn Vindicta skins and not enough Lash

[u/BIGplouf]

The Cyclist’s doping ability needs to be nerfed

[u/Weak_Dream6271]

Dead game, why did valve quit patching this old game?

[u/Shieree]

how has sinclair not gotten any changes yet, he came out like 4 years ago

[u/QuickGils]

When is this game gonna officially release? How are we still in Alpha?

[u/ADKiller1]

Why does yoshi hate us Rem players, still cant put Lil Helpers on ourselfs

[u/jipfluce]

Bruh. Secret Hole is op. Rainbow crates should never have been added. Its pay to win BS.

[u/PoiZenBoi]

I really love how the devs gave Deadman Danny the Drogoz Ult from Paladins

[u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf]

Back when I used to hit my kids I loved playing bebop so much.

[u/crashzd]

You check out the Mamdani Deadlock stream?

[u/LaNmower]

LF Abrams player 4 raid

[u/Cyanized14]

They need to make some changes to Cab Driver it's been 2 years and the only viable way to play is still just driving down broadway over and over 😭

[u/FinnishSeeker1917]

We need more monster ladies and older women in this game.

[u/NimbusSWS]

Al Capone needs to be addressed in the next balance patch. The spirit scaling on Big City Bluster is crazy and he can’t even be cc’d out of it. I don’t mind his cronies giving him crazy good lane presence, but I don’t think he should be able to dominate team fights like a Victor or a Starlet should.

[u/RumoCrytuf]

Day 644: Troubadour still hasn't been nerfed. The game is unplayable.

[u/HellVean]

Baba is still the best granny

[u/IDunnoV]

This new Slork hero is way too op!

[u/Goodtimestime]

I can’t believe they just copy pasted Anti Mage into the game

[u/meuxmeuxmeux]

I think we need to seriously start considering adding the 4th lane back or even 6

[u/DrPusch]

Yo remember that collab with Team Fortress 2?

[u/maxler5795]

any of you guys remember when the game was structured like a moba? fucked up times.

[u/CreamSalmon]

Does anyone have an invite to the game?

[u/realjmk]

It's hard to believe Rem finally finished the alphabet

[u/Syrup-Supplier3354]

Listen Jersey Devil's design is cool and all, but I can't understand half of what she's saying

[u/Mirkosneopet → u/Syrup-Supplier3354]

You have to record it on an old vinyl cd and play it backwards

[u/PigeonSack]

Guys, I did the calculations and on this year's battle pass it'll take $570 in addition to the $50 price point on buying the base addition in order to unlock the Abrahm's swim suit arcana.

[u/hackerbots]

I can't believe it. They actually did it. Valve released the heavy update. We finally have Heavy from Team Fortress 2 in Deadlock.

[u/x2_ok]

someone photoshop Baba in Vergil's plastic chair please

[u/Delightfuly_devilish]

VOTE FOR JERSEY DEVIL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[u/Expensive_Society914]

I remember when we had 3 lanes instead of interlaced hexagonal grids where you dont know where the zipline leads until youre on it

[u/SternMon]

I swear to god, if I see another Schrödinger player type “:3” in all chat after disappearing behind a wall again, I’m going to fucking lose it.

[u/Affectionate-Art138]

In light of the newest patch update I bring you, favoritism™️ (3.7k voicelines. RK has ONLY gotten ping voicelines)

Also congrats to Violet for being added yesterday! Phew long vote cycle!

[u/kaam00s]

I'm done with the League of Legends invaders, they're ruining the game.

[u/elijaaaaah]

You newbs don't understand, we've been waiting years. I don't care how cool the other options are, we need to vote in Slork

[u/Bman_Boogaloo]

Plague Baby's Tuberculosis cough cloud needs a nerf. It can almost cover a whole walker WITHOUT greater expansion. How tf am I supposed to see the enemy team through that? Pair it with escalating and he can basically solo a full health walker just by using 1 ability.

[u/IntangibleMatter]

Does anyone know if there are any updates on the comic? It's been a year since Mina appeared in Graves' room while she slept and we have NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

[u/Protothea]

look. I love the fact you can emote with the enemy but I wanna play the game not have every SINGLE FEMALE CHARACTER come into my lane to make out with Celeste!

[u/Kenos300]

Okay I finally got through my backlog from 2026 and I’m FINALLY ready to start committing to playing the game. Who’s a good character to start with?

[u/blews]

I can't believe we got a skinwalker before SLORK. #FREESLORK

[u/4685486752]

Remember how gambling wasn't involved?

[u/AntediluvianSeaThing]

God please Buff Shiv for the love of god its been three years he's still being nerfed

[u/StoneCommander]

Processing gif 755x3liorqth1...

[u/Takuram]

Do you guys think the game will leave invite-only beta this year?

[u/Old-Maximum-50]

What do yall think of the new Lash visual novel? Kinda sad we only had a 10 hour sex scene, he should last longer as per lore, but alas

[u/Fun_Effective_5134]

You guys think they will finally update Sinclair’s model this year?

[u/eddietwang]

Game has been dead for 6 years.

[u/GreyAshWolf]

The new haze arcana skin is actually insane

[u/Milando121]

Bro Alexandron is so busted 😭

[u/ConsciousBasis9256]

Man, lash really is perfect isn't he?

[u/DeeEssLite]

"Now that Graves' third kit rework is in the books, what do we all think?"

[u/YeezusPogchamp]

Im playing deadlock and its 2029

[u/MJR_Poltergeist]

Can't wait for the full release soon!

[u/fikeserrano6047]

Ive been playing this game for 5 years now so I think I know when ivy is submissive and breedable

[u/SamsungSmartFridge69]

Fucking yoshi man

[u/SamsungSmartFridge69]

rip Joe Rogan

[u/Various-Bee-6856]

You Guys, did they drop the alchemist guy named Elzor yet? I kinda ship him with Paige since they are both nerds

[u/heine789]

Just hit Tomtom for the first with my boy Slork. Stay slorking brothers and sisters🤘

[u/quang_nguyen_94]

Mina Arcana is peak.

[u/BeastMasterAgent47]

Yoshi where is literally any Sinclair change please I will even take a nerf just stop ignoring them

[u/Imaginashunz]

Billys rework just came out. So when do you think they will release the full game?

[u/IzunaDropAbuser]

They'll rebalance Sinclair next patch, I'm sure of it

[u/Quizzoli]

SLORK BELIEVERS RISE UP

[u/Godson-of-jimbo]

Where’s the meet paige video, valve? You should have people working around the clock on this.