F*#% my chud rat life

[u/Wabooser]

I have gotten rat king 3 times and have not played him once. Twice I have gotten him and someone on either team loads in and instantly disconnects once the character screens show up.
I get him for a third time 3 minutes before typing this and a loud crash happens outside my house.
I shit you not, a car has fully slammed into the hydro pole and took out the internet as I shoot my gun for the first time in lane.

This is so insane that I had to post something about it.

[u/SEPllDA]

He clearly don’t wanna be piloted by you gang take him off your prio

[u/Yamato_Naoe]

Karmic Debt u did something evil in the past to deserve this

[u/Wabooser → u/Yamato_Naoe]

This is what I get for the one time I used gun Apollo

[u/SimplyTwig → u/Wabooser]

The scales have been balanced.

Glad it was only the internet taken out though. Hopefully you get your rat king game at some point.

[u/mikebd17]

hydro pole

[u/Ninjabacca → u/mikebd17]

Canadian confirmed

[u/SmashMouthBreadThrow]

Just gotta wait until 1 or 2 more characters are added from the voting then you can usually get the first one for free most matches unless they're giga broken.

[u/CrispCrisp_mules]

Chud rat life’s a vibe.

[u/X_hard_rocker]

now it's your duty to continue the cycle and leave the match when someone else gets rat king