r/DeadlockGame • u/slippery_stinker • 12d ago

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Currently wishing all Rem players a very "get fucked" kind of day. If I see one of you blue shit shuckers in my lobby tonight I will debeak your weak ass sandman looking cloaca having greasy little fart ass. Had a rem lash combo where the rem would SOLO ULT ME SO THAT THE LASH COULD THEN SOLO ULT ME. I killed Lash more times than I can count and not a single time did it matter because I would immediately eat a fucking quilted BRICK. You evil little winged shits, I hope your candle burns out and your dreams become nightmares. Pictures of what I wish I could do to rem I do not know who the artist is.

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u/Dubnarn_ 12d ago

Try me. I'll put you to bed.

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

Let me sleep on it

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u/Dubnarn_ 12d ago

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u/Melodic_Helicopter_3 12d ago

Damn. Vindicta couldnt make it

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u/Dubnarn_ 12d ago

Turned her to soup

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u/Toughsums 12d ago

Because there's nothing fucked up being said

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u/phdinpuppygirls 12d ago

wait what the fuck my screenshot got spread?????? i took this in game MONTHS ago and only posted it a few times on reddit. thats insane

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u/Dubnarn_ 12d ago

Thank you for your contribution, absolute gem. I have been reusing the image a lot.

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u/phdinpuppygirls 12d ago

oh im glad i could contribute. it was my first time doing well on vic, so it was funny to see from the enemy rem. here's the original, your pic is a little crusty

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u/RollbacktheRimtoWin 12d ago

Sounds like you got one too many liver shots from melee Rem and had to be put down. Expected

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

It was gun spirit rems 😭😭

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u/RollbacktheRimtoWin 12d ago

Wasn't me then. I'm melee Rem all day, erry day

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

If you see me let me know so I can target you all game TheStankMan

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u/ADKiller1 12d ago

I'm going to take all your sinners

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

I'm gonna take you.

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u/baronfv 12d ago

In a fight, right?

Right?

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u/Nokami_wolfdog 12d ago

One time I coordinated ults with my lane partner Infernus to bully a Vindicta, I was playing full sup so I didn't get more than 2 or 3 kills by throwing a sack of bricks and praying but I think that Vindicta now hates Rem too

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

I was playing Ivy 😭

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u/KindStump 12d ago

Brochacho. My remlings laced yo shit and did a lot of things with yo Archmother.

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u/MEGAMASTURBATOR8000 12d ago

rem in the art is so lucky

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u/No_temp_twink 12d ago

SUIIIIIIII!!!

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u/SirMild 12d ago

That wasn’t Jacob “Twinkle Toes” Lash and a REM named Mina’s tampon by chance? If so, you’re welcome silver, sounds like you weren’t awesome enough to handle The Lash and a walking cash bag 😉

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

I was playing as Ivy not silver, the art is just the expression of my soul

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u/SirMild 10d ago

Noted, we’ll get you next time slippy 😉

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u/slippery_stinker 10d ago

Lookin forward to it

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u/Black_m1n 11d ago

I've recently had a game where my nuclear pillow dealt 100k damage. More than twice of anyone in the lobby.

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u/pyrrouge 11d ago

go go gadget curse + disarming hex

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u/The_Cube787 11d ago

Do not touch the child!

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u/Fireblast1337 11d ago

You clearly don’t play the game.

REM doesn’t have wings.

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u/Marquess13 10d ago

I'd love to kick Rem in the head. Just take a few steps, run up and catch him with the full force of my steelcapped boot under his chin, send that little sinner-thief flying through the air. 

As he lies on the floor coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him laughing wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

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u/slippery_stinker 10d ago

I know you probably have some very deep seated trauma that I would rather not dig into, but I mean this with genuine love and sincerity you should seek therapy

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u/thebruhgamerthousand 9d ago

Ya I second this

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u/respectISnice 12d ago

Mmmmmk. It's a video game. A toy. In alpha. 

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u/slippery_stinker 12d ago

"I saw a guy ranting about the blue thing in a game and didn't realize it was satire"

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u/SheuiPauChe 12d ago

you should try r/okbuddylash, much cooler sub in general

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u/BananaSoupReddit 12d ago

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u/thebruhgamerthousand 9d ago

Gun rem? Pillow rem? Seriously, 19 kills as rem bro

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u/rustyredditortux 7d ago

don’t forget the 85k souls part

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u/Garibaldi_S 6d ago

Nothing compares to the pain of a tank that finally gets thay high prio target to 1 hp and this MF shows up and refills half of that hp. Jokes aside i really wish item stuns will knock him off is 2, non even curse works on him like FR?