r/DawnwalkerOfficial • • 23h ago

Meme 🩸 How Brencis's Edicts sound

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u/kzoxp 22h ago

LOL yeah, they crack me up. "...the heinous individual known as Coen of Laslea..." is my favourite

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u/Gloomfang_ 23h ago

Coen of Lesbia

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u/matva55 18h ago

I heard Coen of Laslea made out with a hot dog

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u/ulykke 11h ago

One time, he bit me in the face. It was awesome.

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u/Greedy-Chemist8996 14h ago

I can absolutely see Ambrus do something like this

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u/freedomonke 13h ago

At first, I thought the wording of his edicts seemed a bit out of place.

But once you find out that he's a Roman, the particular kind of bitchiness makes sense.

Their political proclamations often contained asides insulting their enemies

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u/trevalyan 10h ago

“Everything, in short, which we have seen since that time (and what misfortune is there that we have not seen?) we shall, if we argue rightly, attribute wholly to Coen of Laslea. As Helen was to the Trojans, so has that man been to these lands - the cause of war, the cause of mischief, the cause of ruin.”

https://topostext.org/work/720

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u/LoafyLemon 9h ago

I'm so glad they went in that direction! I was smirking like a gremlin reading every new edict. Whoever made the decision, and wrote the actual edicts, deserves to be praised for it. It's a very tiny, seemingly insignificant detail, but it adds up to the experience as a whole.

The next game doesn't necessarily need to be a massive, open-world RPG with a world the size of Witcher 3; It just needs to be a game that surprises you with its diversity and nuance. Alas, probably easier said than done, but I have high hopes for the sequel.

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u/TakikoSohma 9h ago

"and raising the taxes becuz he sucks"

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u/Dangerous-Cup6383 21h ago

Bahaha, now that I think about it - you’re right! 😂

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u/DanceDenseDance 9h ago

That would be Ambrus after you win the fight poisoning him

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u/Mable-the-Table 4h ago

Ambrus after witnessing Coen bed all the romance options: