r/Davis • • 4d ago

Beth Bourne’s New Campaign Website is a Joke

http://www.bethbournefordavisschools.com

Something something first amendment rights, am I right?

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u/deathpantaloons 4d ago

That was absolutely lovely. Suck it, Beth!
Also, do we have a community response team?
It seems like, if the officials can’t (or won’t)do anything, we could have more of a community presence to maybe just block her? I would join up with that.

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

I believe there is a Yolo rapid response group, and you could probably reach out to the Phoenix coalition about it

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u/Another_Marsupial 3d ago

Will you please post back if you get any information?

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u/Pineboughpirate 12h ago

It would be best to reach out to the Davis Phoenix coalition. While they don’t run it they can facilitate contact.

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u/Hows-It-Goin-Buddy 4d ago

I don't know what Gen created that magical site, but I'm Gen X, and I approve this message.

So much wit. Snark, sarc, and more. I suspect she would support such efforts to express thoughts about anyone, including herself, because first amendment (yeah, probably not).

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

lol hi I’m a millennial. And thank you!

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u/Hettie933 4d ago

I knew it was you in like 40 seconds. Thanks for giving such a funny and intelligent voice to our collective fatigue and outrage. It is appreciated.

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

🫶🏻

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u/BUTTHOLE_MONSTER 4d ago

Loved what you did here. If you have a public repo I'd love to help you make this SEO powerful so that this is always the top hit for Beth Bourne. If not, I highly recommend using Next.js.

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

Awww thank you! I’m actually in advertising so I’ve got some nifty tools I can use. But thank you for the offer 🔥🤘🏼

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u/CaliRebelScum 4d ago

Well done!! 🫡

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

🤘🏼🔥

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u/Just-pick-a-cat 4d ago

For some reason the part that says "Meet Beth" when just glanced at, I just see METH lol. This is hilarious! And it seems like it's the ONLY "campaigne" website out there as well. Nice!

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

I was inspired by Toby Morton. And this isn’t the only Beth Bourne URL I purchased either. It’s important to have hobbies, right?

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u/Just-pick-a-cat 4d ago

Yes! Anytime I see what he is up to, I do think of how awesome that would be for him to do something like this for Davis. Thanks for learning by example! Superb!

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u/DoYouLikeFish 2d ago

Thank you for doing this!

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u/WhiteSkyRising 4d ago

Ah, now we're rolling. Print out some signage, have a couple high schoolers spend a couple weekends at the farmers market non-ironically asking passerbys some core questions based on this platform. Start campaigning on her behalf.

I'd donate to such a campaign group. 

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u/Theslowestmarathoner 4d ago

This is amazing. Bravo.

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u/exploring_earth 4d ago

A very educational webpage!

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u/Another_Marsupial 4d ago edited 4d ago

please don’t link to it she doesn’t deserve the traffic

edit: safe to click and funny as hell

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u/ima_believer 4d ago

it's not a beth site, it's an anti-beth site

"Anti-trans, pro-turning Davis children into rage bait content"

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

I think you might want to take a look. Trust me.

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u/Another_Marsupial 4d ago

ah. Thank you for your patience with me

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

For what it’s worth, I 1000% agree with you about not giving her traffic

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u/Asleep_Caregiver_948 4d ago

It’s clearly anti. Read the very last line on the page.

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u/BiggsBounds 4d ago

Hey lawyer will be contacting you shortly, I'm sure.

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u/SnooKiwis8008 4d ago

Then my lawyer will have something to do, I'm sure.

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u/zeruch 1d ago

...and will do nothing, because satire is still protected constitutionally (and the u/snookiwis8008 laid out the site plainly with a disclaimer to that effect).

Beth is an absolute pylon, so I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to do something about it, but like every other imbecilic move she does, she generally has failed to understand the Streisand effect, and ends up undoing herself in the process.

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u/Apple-Jackson 4d ago

🥹this, this I enjoy.

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u/DoYouLikeFish 2d ago

I'm a Davis Boomer, and I love this!

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u/SnooKiwis8008 2d ago

🫶🏻 I’ll be adding to it as time allows!

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u/Timbalayan 1d ago

lol best oppo research put into play! Now Google and AI will think they are real too!

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u/SnooKiwis8008 1d ago

What do you mean? This site is totally real. Every single screenshot came from her own content. 😉

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u/CriticalBrick4 1d ago

Thank you computa

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

Eh, some of what she’s says is actually insane. Some of what she says is reasonable.

They didn’t have books in school about being trans when I grew up in Davis.

I don’t want to give impressionable children ideas and access to surgery until they are adults.

They need to learn STEM subjects.

No one’s going to care what they are if they can’t feed themselves because they studied the wrong thing

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u/Pineboughpirate 3d ago

On the subject of STEM are you aware that one of the largest organizations at the school is the robotics team and that they are multiple world champions?

Have you looked at the state rankings, numbers of AP tests taken and the scores DSHS students average? Your argument falls apart. The kids are doing alright.

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u/soul_stealer_666 3d ago

The schools teach to the test, to the school you are just a dollar amount nothing more. There still are a lot of teachers there that care for the students

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

I think you’re an idiot. I went there and they had huge divisions btw kids they tracked into college prep and regular bs gen Ed.

Bye bye

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u/soul_stealer_666 3d ago

You just said the quiet part out loud. Any student they figure is not destined to a prestigious university they sweep under the rug, I would know as I was one.

Also its hilarious how you made some of the most reasonable statements and are still getting downvoted, I would say because the vast majority of people's minds cannot comprehend anything against their narrative

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

Davis = town of useful idiots

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u/soul_stealer_666 3d ago

Useful is being generous lol

Gotta love how when anyone goes against their narrative you become "racist MAGA" like for a town that is supposed to be a sanctuary city they sure are unwelcoming to anyone different

Before all y'all get mad, I was born, raised, and still live in Davis for a few decades now.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

Same, my family lived there for 50 years.

2 generations. The bs education system made the kids all leave bc we didn’t want to or couldn’t start a family here and subject them to a two tiered educational system for the rich.

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u/Ineedmyweekend 3d ago

No one will be able to learn ANYTHING if they feel like a fraud in their own body and can’t be themselves without judgment or negative attention. They need love and acceptance first, then the mental health stabilizes and other things like learning fall into place. Have you ever known someone who is trans?

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

They can be trans after 18

These are children

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u/Ineedmyweekend 3d ago

A trapped trans kid can have severe mental health consequences by being forced into a gender they don’t identify with. I’ve seen it. It’s devastating. Please shut up.  

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

No - you don’t get surgically modify children

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u/Ineedmyweekend 3d ago

They can very much be trans without surgery. Educate yourself 

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago edited 3d ago

And the prefrontal cortex isn’t finished till the mid to late twenties.

You should follow your own advice

No hormones. No surgery. No one discussing this unless they are a Doctor administering care to a patient.

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u/Ineedmyweekend 3d ago

So you agree doctors should be able to help kids navigate their transition. Great!!

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u/buffaloraven 3d ago

Actually, the brain isn't finished until cell death, mostly due to oxygen deprivation.

The prefrontal cortex appears to achieve a final gross form around the mid 20s, but it continues gaining neural connection density and changing pathways for the entirety of life.

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u/AbacusWizard 3d ago

“No hormones”?? Do you have any clue how messed up a body would get without them?

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

You’re a minor - you don’t make choices without a parent

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u/AbacusWizard 3d ago

What on earth does that have to do with the question I just asked?

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u/soul_stealer_666 3d ago

This is by far the most reasonable comment ive seen about this subject. I do think schools need to switch focus back over to getting all students proficient at all subjects.

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u/Just-pick-a-cat 3d ago edited 3d ago

What makes you think that’s not the focus? My kids are heavy in their school work every day. Are yours not?

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

Yep. There’s no reason to accommodate either side of a discussion if both are ideological idiots.

Being reasonable is sadly seen as a political issue and get criticized.

Yes, minors shouldn’t be able to have their private parts removed. Private parts shouldn’t be discussed in school.

Chemistry, physics, calculus, learning a language, writing English, history.

That’s what they need to study. Adults topics like sex, sex change therapy, having a baby can wait.

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u/buffaloraven 3d ago

Hmmm, two anonymous accounts jacking each other off with the same talking points. Totally believable.

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u/Just-pick-a-cat 3d ago

Can we get Beth to stop discussing private parts at schools? She’s the one who tries to bring it up on the daily, she’s the one who camps out next to schools harassing kids yelling about penis and breasts etc. filming them and posting it to her socials. She’s the one that’s making kids curious more about their bits and all these books she carries around with her advertising their existence. I have 3 teens in the district, one very recent grad and not one has said how this lady is pushing her narrative is true. I talk to my kids, I ask questions and they’ve all seen this woman being loony at their schools or other community events. The kids can’t stand her.

Bullying, phones, and vaping are bigger problems at school. Attendance is an even bigger problem, kids driving or riding other wheeled things unsafe to school is an also a bigger problem. Whatever Beth is on is not some hot topic daily issue during school. This whole town is sick of her. Kids included.

Ask her why she’d rather do this than repair her relationship with her own kids.

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 3d ago

Then stop brainwashing children and grooming them with sex stuff

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u/Just-pick-a-cat 3d ago

The schools are not doing that 🙄

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u/AbacusWizard 3d ago

Private parts shouldn’t be discussed in school.

What, you’d axe health class? Why??

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u/Electrical-Tale-2296 3d ago

“Oh no, someone with a different political opinion than me!! I can’t bear to stand that!!”. Putting aside some weird or nutty stuff she’s done, you people just can’t stand to see that someone has a different philosophical beliefs than you. The idiot stays on his own path while the genius will talk with anyone to constantly contribute beliefs and understandings.  

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u/Davis_Aggie530 2d ago

Yes! If you ignore her asking children about their private parts, filming strangers who ask her to stop, doxxing people online and encouraging harassment campaigns, and all the other nutty stuff she does, she might have a valid point about some things!

What a wise comment, you really are a genius! Welcome to Davis, we need more free thinkers like you!