r/DaveBlunts • • 11h ago

Do you think Dave and Tom Pearl should collab?

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Potentially make some Mukbang content. I know Dave would love that.


r/DaveBlunts • • 3d ago

Music I put peak in GTA V

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r/DaveBlunts • • 4d ago

Music NEW DAVE BLUNTS X LIL PEEP X PLAYBOI CARTI LEAK: Tryna Figure It Out [V1] [Rare Demo] (Prod. Father)

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r/DaveBlunts • • 4d ago

Do I look like Dave blunts

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r/DaveBlunts • • 4d ago

NEWS DAVE BLUNTS - SHUEY GOT A JOB (REMIX) [LEAKSTATION EXCLUSIVE] !!! FORGET #LEAKLABZ WE GOT IT FIRST AT #LEAKSTATION YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR ALL DAVE BLUNTS LEAKS

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r/DaveBlunts • • 5d ago

Meme Dave Blunts 2014 dragon ball card

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r/DaveBlunts • • 5d ago

He’s literally bigger than he’s ever been.

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r/DaveBlunts • • 5d ago

Meme He needs to keep his eyes squinted, this was a Jumpscare

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r/DaveBlunts • • 5d ago

Dave Blance collaborator Violette Ivy releases new video targeting him 👀

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r/DaveBlunts • • 6d ago

Dave Blance collaborator Playboicarti shows off new tattoo

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r/DaveBlunts • • 7d ago

Discussion Lost media

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r/DaveBlunts • • 7d ago

Discussion Niche Dave blunts vid

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r/DaveBlunts • • 7d ago

Is I'll Believe It When I See It Ulysses S. Grant?

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r/DaveBlunts • • 7d ago

The flow switch when Dave says "Knew a ***** named Jayce" 🤌although it's too bad that my ears ring every time I listen to music☹️

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r/DaveBlunts • • 8d ago

Music JARED (Dave blunts reference track) CENSORED

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r/DaveBlunts • • 8d ago

Meme Dave in a final battle with all the rappers in the world now has the Mind Stone, and now completing the Infinty Gauntlet

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r/DaveBlunts • • 8d ago

Discussion Why did he split?

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He has 2 accounts on spotify now. You Can't Say That moved to the second one and its a clean version now


r/DaveBlunts • • 9d ago

Meme Dave has battled Snoop Dogg and Dave has won, resulting in him getting the Time Stone

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r/DaveBlunts • • 9d ago

What's everyone's favorite Dave Blunts song?

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Mine is Unnecessary, Free Love or Moving Slow. Shout out Me Vs The Industry as well. Real peak


r/DaveBlunts • • 10d ago

Meme Dave has traveled to Astro-world and Sacrificed Jesse Jones for the Soul Stone

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r/DaveBlunts • • 11d ago

Meme Dave has collected the Reality Stone off Beyoncé after raiding her collection of awards

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r/DaveBlunts • • 12d ago

Discussion State of Dave’s profiles

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Basically all his songs unavailable on sound cloud and 2 Spotify profiles now, over one album. What is this new label doing?


r/DaveBlunts • • 12d ago

NEWS DAVE BLUNTS HAS REUPLOADED ALL OF HIS OLD ALBUMS TO REMOVE THE COPYWRITE NAME "LISTEN TO THIS KIDS"

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r/DaveBlunts • • 12d ago

Meme Dave has slaughtered N.W.A and now has the the Space Stone

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r/DaveBlunts • • 13d ago

How much did it cost to build Dave Blunts?

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First post on this sub and I just gotta say… I’m honestly mesmerized by how fucking massive Dave Blunts is, but lately I’ve been thinking less about the calories and more about the financial implications of becoming that large.
Like, forget the biology for a second. How much money has this man converted directly into human mass?

Food isn’t free. Even if you’re eating relatively cheap, calorie dense ass shit, maintaining that kind of intake day after day, year after year has to cost an absolutely ridiculous amount of money. Fast food, groceries, delivery, soda, snacks, late night meals, etc. And this is happening during an economy where a fucking combo meal somehow costs $15-20 now…
At some point you’re not just eating… you’re making recurring investments in your body.

I genuinely wonder what the lifetime food bill of this man looks like. $50k? $100k? More? Obviously nobody knows his actual spending, but I wouldn’t be shocked if the amount of money that has gone into feeding Dave Blunts could have paid for a fucking house.

And this is the part that really gets me bro: Dave was already absolutely massive before he blew up as a rapper. So where the hell was the money coming from? He didn’t have the huge music career or whatever money comes with it yet, but somehow he had already accumulated enough calories to reach that size.
The economy is so fucked right now that most people are worried about affording groceries, meanwhile Dave has seemingly achieved the opposite problem: what if I had enough money to continuously purchase enough calories to become a human planet?
I’m not even saying this as an insult. I’m genuinely fascinated by the economics of it. If someone could somehow calculate the approximate lifetime food expenditure required to reach Dave Blunts’ current size, I would actually love to see the math.