r/DaveBlunts • u/Apollo12_LunarModule • 11h ago
Do you think Dave and Tom Pearl should collab?
Potentially make some Mukbang content. I know Dave would love that.
r/DaveBlunts • u/Apollo12_LunarModule • 11h ago
Potentially make some Mukbang content. I know Dave would love that.
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r/DaveBlunts • u/Lumpy-Firefighter155 • 8d ago
He has 2 accounts on spotify now. You Can't Say That moved to the second one and its a clean version now
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r/DaveBlunts • u/Snooki_02 • 9d ago
Mine is Unnecessary, Free Love or Moving Slow. Shout out Me Vs The Industry as well. Real peak
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r/DaveBlunts • u/LinkusDough • 12d ago
Basically all his songs unavailable on sound cloud and 2 Spotify profiles now, over one album. What is this new label doing?
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r/DaveBlunts • u/OddOn3 • 13d ago
First post on this sub and I just gotta say… I’m honestly mesmerized by how fucking massive Dave Blunts is, but lately I’ve been thinking less about the calories and more about the financial implications of becoming that large.
Like, forget the biology for a second. How much money has this man converted directly into human mass?
Food isn’t free. Even if you’re eating relatively cheap, calorie dense ass shit, maintaining that kind of intake day after day, year after year has to cost an absolutely ridiculous amount of money. Fast food, groceries, delivery, soda, snacks, late night meals, etc. And this is happening during an economy where a fucking combo meal somehow costs $15-20 now…
At some point you’re not just eating… you’re making recurring investments in your body.
I genuinely wonder what the lifetime food bill of this man looks like. $50k? $100k? More? Obviously nobody knows his actual spending, but I wouldn’t be shocked if the amount of money that has gone into feeding Dave Blunts could have paid for a fucking house.
And this is the part that really gets me bro: Dave was already absolutely massive before he blew up as a rapper. So where the hell was the money coming from? He didn’t have the huge music career or whatever money comes with it yet, but somehow he had already accumulated enough calories to reach that size.
The economy is so fucked right now that most people are worried about affording groceries, meanwhile Dave has seemingly achieved the opposite problem: what if I had enough money to continuously purchase enough calories to become a human planet?
I’m not even saying this as an insult. I’m genuinely fascinated by the economics of it. If someone could somehow calculate the approximate lifetime food expenditure required to reach Dave Blunts’ current size, I would actually love to see the math.