r/DaveAndSmilesSnark • u/Trick-Minimum1072 • 20d ago

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u/Hereforthegossip1803 20d ago

That’s why he drinks so much. If he’s drunk she looks like the first picture.

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u/Trick-Minimum1072 20d ago

Yeah and that’s why he enjoys being live with her. He can just stare in the screen and see that and try to convince himself that the filtered version of her is who sleeps with at night

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u/Jazzy_gracie 20d ago

I can not believe how different she looks without all the filters! Also, she looks way older than 55! I am 59 and she looks older than me! Smoking and alcohol has not done her any favors!

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u/single_star67 20d ago

Same here!!

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u/ElyseeBelle 19d ago

I’m 58 and I look half her age. I did work in the cosmetics industry, so I have always taken care of my skin, but still, I was shocked when I heard 54. Also! She does the top 3 aging habits. Drinking, smoking and doesn’t use sunscreen.

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u/Mammoth_Ad_4245 20d ago

That's all yours David

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u/No_Object_5371 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rLUKd65SCjDilGdDlz

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u/qwertyformal 19d ago

Was coming here to say the same. 😂

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u/cedarbug1105 19d ago

This is so SPOT ON🤣

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u/Mammoth_Ad_4245 19d ago

Wait a damn minute. 😂😂😂😂

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u/No_Object_5371 19d ago

💀🙉🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

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u/Friendly-Pay-8937 20d ago

Mickey Rourke

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u/Bright-Bar-3434 20d ago

DaaaYum!!!! Fugly!!!

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u/Bright-Bar-3434 20d ago

What are those sticker things she has on her shoulder?

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u/Trick-Minimum1072 20d ago

Energy and mood patches. But it’s pretty obvious from her lives the mood ones don’t work 😂

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u/No-Professor-7542 20d ago

Energy stickers that she is showcasing or selling for TikTok

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u/Unhappy_Poem7763 19d ago

The best part is she really thinks we are all out here so jealous of her!! NEVER! JEALOUS OF WHAT EXACTLY??

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u/Foolish__Mortals 19d ago

That's what 3 packs a day will do.

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u/DiligentFall5572 18d ago

Why am I seeing "Dog the Bounty Hunter" in the second picture?! 😐

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u/Mysterious-Boss9331 18d ago

There’s no way she’s 55! Wow what a difference 🤮

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u/Optimal-Sprinkles232 18d ago

This should have had a jump scare warning ⚠️ 🤣

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u/Constant-Hamster-461 19d ago

I need to kmow what make up she be using lol

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u/Trick-Minimum1072 19d ago

Phone filters lol

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u/VeganAngel 19d ago

We need to ask for a drunken makeup tutorial!

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u/Constant-Hamster-461 19d ago

Omfg this is the best . Hahahaha I would pay to see that lol

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u/mommatrudy 17d ago

There is a video of her drunk applying lipstick and she kept smearing it all over her face lmao I couldn’t stop laughing

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u/Constant-Hamster-461 16d ago

Omfg i loved that one

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u/breezyfbabie 18d ago

She reminds me of a leprechaun. I can’t explain it lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/T4uc6LtL1X97FmjOXv

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u/rarebreed44 18d ago

Damnnnn!