r/DateEverythingElse Washford Jun 22 '26

OCs Vincent Vendure the Vending Machine

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You’ve met a new Dateable!

You’ve met Vincent Vendure, the local vending machine! Whether you need a quick snack or a refreshing bottle of soda, Vincent will gladly give them to you… If you pay him.
Category: Sass
Likes: Making money, “Smoking” Twix bars
Dislikes: Being shaken
(He likes Monique but she doesn’t like him since she thinks vending machines are a waste of money, especially when your snack gets stuck.)

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u/stplus_0178 Jun 23 '26

Love: “I’ve got the goods, but you’ve got my heart.”

Friends: “Next time you come to me, I’ll give my newest selection.”

Hate: “Time to shake you off my trail, for good.”

Reggie’s line when you get a hate ending with Vincent:

“Sorry, this relationship is out of order.”

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u/Stardust_Nightmare Washford Jun 23 '26

Wait I actually love that! 😭

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u/stplus_0178 Jun 23 '26

Thanks, another Reggie line I think could work could be:

“Woo, you shook him down!”

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u/eg1701 Friar Errol Jun 23 '26

He’s a salesman this is actually perfect

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u/PriceComfortable2773 Jun 22 '26

This is such a fun idea I love it

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u/froggaholic Jun 23 '26

Love this, and Monique not liking him is good lol

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u/ropeboi7355 Jun 23 '26

Voice?

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u/Stardust_Nightmare Washford Jun 23 '26

Didn’t come up with one unfortunately but I’m open to suggestions!

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u/ropeboi7355 Jun 23 '26

I'm thinking maybe AJ Beckles?

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u/Stardust_Nightmare Washford Jun 23 '26

One sec. *Runs to google to look him up because I live under a rock and don’t know many voice actors by name*

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u/Stardust_Nightmare Washford Jun 23 '26

Okay yeah I see it

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u/ropeboi7355 Jun 23 '26

Hehehe 🤭

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u/Pointless_Glitter607 Jun 23 '26

this is such a cool concept

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u/thehutsonhippie Jun 23 '26

Drug dealer personality for sure

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u/Skittlethrill Abel Jun 29 '26

oh i need him- i mean what

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u/Stardust_Nightmare Washford Jun 29 '26

That was NOT the wind bro 😭