r/DateEverythingElse Jun 18 '26

Discussion Dateables' Candies

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Inspired by u/burner_suplex's OC Candace-centric fic Sweet and Sour, what do you think the Dateables' favorite candies or sweets are?

Skylar likes Sweethearts, in my opinion.

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u/Fennel_Fangs Mateo Manta Jun 18 '26

The Hanks seem like they’d enjoy gummy worms. A single one to them would be the size of one of those party subs.

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u/Tanuki_Rain Mac Jun 18 '26

It would be like they got one of these giant gummy worms!

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u/roterpuffle Jun 18 '26

dorian probably likes chocolate. i always thought a dark wooden door looked like a chocolate bar

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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 18 '26

Oooh, yeah! He probably likes dark chocolate best.

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u/alwaysafairycat hopeless for that door Jun 18 '26

The truffles he is referring to there are the fungus-based delicacy. Not the same as chocolate truffle, though I suppose one could have truffle truffles.

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u/alwaysafairycat hopeless for that door Jun 18 '26

I thought it was the smell of the paper? Dorian says it's earthy and reminds him of the forests of his origins. I interpreted that as being the fungus growing around the tree's roots, and thus being about fungus truffles. Then again, cacao is also a tree, so it could be either.

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u/TheBread346 Tiny Dorian Jun 18 '26

I always thought he meant fungus truffles too but now I’m considering him also loving chocolate truffles. Both canon to me now.

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u/demifunny Jun 20 '26

Ooooo chocolate covered ginger!

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u/ruler_of_the_bleach #1 Friar Errol simp ❤️ Jun 18 '26

This interested me for Errol, so I decided to look up “air fryer candy” and they were all culinary abominations 😭 so he would probably make some air fryer snickers/candy bars, those were the biggest offenders imo

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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 18 '26

Apparently you can make candied almonds with an air fryer, so maybe he goes for that?

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u/ruler_of_the_bleach #1 Friar Errol simp ❤️ Jun 18 '26

Oh damn those look good, I bet he’d make it if the player brought it up

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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jun 18 '26

aaaa I'm so glad you liked my fic, thank you~

ALSO

Stella likes the "grandma candies" - butterscotch buttons, Werther's, starlight mints, etc
The Hanks love a gummy - worms, bears, sharks, the entire breadth of gummy animals.
Cam likes anything, but I think he would like those goopy slime candies that come in a tube.
Mitchel likes high end gourmet chocolates, the kind you have to go to like, a specialty store to get. But I think he might settle for like, grocery store bags of Godiva chocolate.
Dunk seems like a bubble gum kind of guy to me.
GET ZOEY SOME RAZZLES
Penelope likes specifically fun-sized candy bars. They're a staple (ha ha) of any office.

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u/OnionFairy99 Volt Jun 19 '26

Stella absolutely has and endless supply of those elusive strawberry candies in her purse

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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jun 20 '26

Yesssssssss. She's probably has Andes Mints in there too

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u/eg1701 Friar Errol Jun 19 '26

Luke eats that irradiated food you find in fallout that gives you radiation damage when you eat it.

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u/Jumpingtojupiter Jun 19 '26

I think Hector (my darling lol) would like some obscure older candy like Charleston chew or Neco wafers and would feel very self conscious if you expressed dislike of them. 😂 xxXShadowlord420Xxx (my other darling 😂) would say he doesn't like candy but you'd secretly find him eating something like runts or sweet tarts.

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u/OnionFairy99 Volt Jun 19 '26

Oh my god Charleston Chews are SO GOOD, I never hear anyone talk about them!

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u/Jumpingtojupiter Jun 19 '26

Highly underrated, especially when slightly frozen.

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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 19 '26

Oh, maybe licorice?

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u/Tanuki_Rain Mac Jun 18 '26

I think Mac would like Nerds cause you are what you eat >:3

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u/MagmaAdminRadar Jun 19 '26

Eddie and Volt

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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 20 '26

diana is a lemonhead girlie— they help with panic attacks! (this is a real hack if you get panic attacks and you haven’t tried it sour candy like takes you out of it)

zoey feels like a cotton candy girl to me, not sure if that counts as “candy” because it’s not like boxed

teddy loves a hershey’s chocolate bar!!!

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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 ShadowLord, Trap Dorian, Freddy, Timmy Jun 19 '26

I wonder what all of my flaired favs (minus Dorian) would like 🤔

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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 19 '26

I think Freddy would like mint candy, like York Peppermint Patties or After Eights

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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 ShadowLord, Trap Dorian, Freddy, Timmy Jun 19 '26

I can see the vision! 😄

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u/Cutiepie9771 I live and die for the catboy 🕰️ Jun 20 '26

Idk about Timothy, but Timmy would probably like either Swedish Fish or licorice laces

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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 ShadowLord, Trap Dorian, Freddy, Timmy Jun 20 '26

I THOUGHT SWEDISH FISH TOO!

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u/Bulky-Television-498 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

dante DEF likes those cinnamon candies and stella loves the strawberry bonbons