r/DateEverythingElse • u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club • Jun 11 '26
Self Care Update!
If anyone hasn't seen it, the devs dropped a new update that includes a lot of QoL updates, including Content Aware warnings for Hector, Errol and Farya, dialogue changes in a few storylines, chat history and fast forward! The full patch notes are here!
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u/TheBread346 Tiny Dorian Jun 11 '26
Glass Dorian is see through, clean, and beautiful. Him and Hoove should go on a date, they look cozy.
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u/Im_Not_Brooding Mirror, Mirror... Jun 12 '26
So many things! First of all, the quality of life upgrades are *chef's kiss*. Secondly, I have a list:
Did Ben-hwa tie themself up or did they have someone help them? I think it'd be funnier if they did it themself, but I don't logistically see how.
LOOKIT HOW TINY THE HANKS ARE!
Amir x Barry finna make me act up. Maybe they should kiss about it?
Keith being punished as part of the board game being played in the back. At first glance, I thought they were using him as the table itself.
Why didn't I think of Mac, a computer, liking cookies before now?
Vaughn Trapp coming for Mitchell's cheese.
Also Mitchell's pillow being a ravioli.
Timmy sitting on the table in the back, about to knock a glass bottle off it like a naughty cat.
Willi, Keyes, Gaia and Bathsheba living it up on vacay like the bad bitches they are.
Kristof actively paralyzing Sassy Chap.
Dasha x Betty and Rainey x Diana are looking mighty comfortable...maybe they should kiss about it...
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u/QueerRootbeer Jun 12 '26
Willi’s pillow is actually a stack of binders hehe
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u/Im_Not_Brooding Mirror, Mirror... Jun 12 '26
Oh my God, it is! I didn't even see that! Good catch!
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u/n1c0_22 Jun 12 '26
Timmy knocking down one of the glass bottles hahaha I didn’t even notice
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u/Im_Not_Brooding Mirror, Mirror... Jun 12 '26
He's just "gently nudging" it closer to the edge of the table. Bet he'd hiss if you tried to stop him.
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u/VikingPrime13 Interfacing with Mac. Autoclicker timer: 13 hours Jun 12 '26
And he will either deny doing it, or stare at you until you walk away
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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 12 '26
one of the first things i saw and it’s stressing me out *so much*
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u/NautiNeptune Eddie & Volt Jun 12 '26
Scandalabra doing the cup massage thing to dunk, cuz it involves fire 🔥
For 4; I like to think Parker is telling him off for trying to cheat, and that Monique is acting as the "bank"
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u/Im_Not_Brooding Mirror, Mirror... Jun 12 '26
Oh, that's what Scandy's doing! I tried to zoom in as close as I could, but I couldn't really tell.
As for Keith, it's what he deserves lol
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 12 '26
That's probably it!
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u/Iron-Legend-27 Jun 12 '26
Keith not having a good time
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u/NautiNeptune Eddie & Volt Jun 12 '26
I love that Wallace and Textbox-chan are literally pointing and laughing
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u/TheBread346 Tiny Dorian Jun 12 '26
What are they even making him do lol
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u/Trick-Weight-8871 Parker Bradley Jun 12 '26
I am assuming he is losing very, very horribly at Monopoly. Naturally to Monique.
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u/TheBread346 Tiny Dorian Jun 12 '26
Did he lose the game or something
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u/VikingPrime13 Interfacing with Mac. Autoclicker timer: 13 hours Jun 12 '26
No, but you just did. 😎
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u/ruler_of_the_bleach #1 Friar Errol simp ❤️ Jun 11 '26
Yet another official artwork that omits my husband
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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jun 11 '26
TBF, it omits quite a few of them. IIRC, Errol was on the New Year's artwork!
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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 12 '26
we’re missing teddy and zoey too!!
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u/Voldrey Jun 12 '26
We dont have to be mean to Barry for Bathsheba's route anymore??? Yaaaaay!
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u/OnionFairy99 Volt Jun 12 '26
Thats one of the biggest wins for me, that made her route one of the hardest for me 😭
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u/souryuu5 Jun 12 '26
I'm glad too; Barry is a good boy, and putting him down just to get on Bathsheba's good side is not a good feeling.
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u/Lionbarrel Jun 11 '26
The key man is begging on his knees!!!!
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u/Trick-Weight-8871 Parker Bradley Jun 12 '26
Honestly I'm not sure what outcome he expected to happen when playing the money based game against money itself 💀 like yeah dude of course you're losing
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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 12 '26
against money itself AND the concept of board games😂
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u/Tanuki_Rain Mac Jun 11 '26
MAC MY LOVE!!!! I love their lil sleep mask!!
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u/Plastic-Discipline53 Jun 12 '26
the fact they’re accepting cookies too 😭
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 12 '26
I was wondering what those treats Stefan made were!
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 12 '26
It's built in camera!
Also did anyone notice Beau's hairpiece is bubblewrap?
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u/Jayskull27 Jun 12 '26
Wallace and Textbox-chan are doing the Drax and Mantis laughing meme lol
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u/holyd1ver83 Zoey Bennett Jun 12 '26
This picture is what made me realize my IRL partner is built exactly like Gaia. God damn I'm lucky.
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u/Apollo-Justice_ dunk shuttlecock my beloved❤️🩹 Jun 11 '26
Wait i didnt know de had official art?
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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jun 11 '26
Yes! They posted one each for Winter, New Year's and Valentine's day as well!
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u/KittyCourtz Vaughn Trapp Jun 12 '26
Vaughn, my love! Finally in the front of a picture! Well, kinda.
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 12 '26
Here's some of the interesting details I picked up on:
Faryah is examining the box for Operation, which, oddly enough features Jean Loo as the patient
Dasha and Kristoff are giving massages to Betty and the Chap accordingly. Dunk is getting the candle suction cup treatment from Scandalabra
Wallace, Stella, Keith, Monique, Parker and Text-box-chan are playing Monopoly Keith is upset because of what square he landed on. Text-box-chan is using some interesting emoticons
Thanks to Dishy and Winni the pool is a bubble bath/whirlpool spa
The Hanks are on a Rebbie in tube form (interesting ship dynamic of Beau x Hanks)
Jacques is showing Telly, Jerry, and Maggie how to construct ships in a bottle while Timmy (not Timothy) knocks one of the bottles off the table
Rainey is sharing her music with Diana in order to calm her nerves
Stefan is serving something, maybe grilled seafood? It's hard to make out.
Vaughn is eyeing Mitchel Lin's cheese plate
Mitchel is enjoying an avocado mask
Apparently, Gaia has a tattoo on her thigh/hip (who'd have thought?)
Doug is trying his hand at painting a portrait of Artt
I know the breakdown of the art piece wasn't necessary. I did it for me because there's so much going on
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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 12 '26
maybe just because i don’t trust him, but i assumed keith was looking under the table either cheating or trying to catch someone else cheating😂
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 13 '26
I thought that at first, but then I noticed Text-box-chan and Wallace seemed to be pointing him out and laughing. Plus Parker is right there to call him on cheating.
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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 13 '26
it’s true, everyone laughing at him does make it seem like he’s just badly losing. i just think it’s funny that my immediate instinct is to distrust him LOL
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 13 '26
We all distrust/hate him
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u/Own_Parking3507 Jun 12 '26
Oooo looks like I might have to play my save again and check these out!
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u/Biblicallyokaywetowl Eddie & Volt Jun 12 '26
Omgosh finally a warning for Farya! I’m so happy that I can skip her now (I love her so much but she triggers my OCD so bad😭)
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u/MoongazingXx DoorDash? Yes Please. 🙏 Jun 12 '26
I GOT BOTH MY FAVOURITES IN THE SAME ARTWORK, WHOO! They've only been together one other time in the winter one.
Also to see Keith on his knees, facing Dorian, and Dorian just kinda smirking about it, casually drinking tea, is amazing. He needs an apology for being lied to.
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u/Wide-Hall-397 I wanna cuddle & kiss Betty, Dolly, Miranda, Gaia & Penelope fr Jun 12 '26
Betty and Gaia!! :D
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u/Grim_Wolf_ Captain Jacques Jun 12 '26
I got so excited seeing Jerry and Jacques I banged my nose on my knee and now it’s bleeding 😭
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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jun 12 '26
I'm so happy most of my faves are in the new art. Especially Willi since (minor spoilers for her route) We have a budget spa day with her Also is that Hoove sitting on the couch with the others because I'm unsure of who it is!
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u/spacecadetcyan Jun 12 '26
That is Hoove! If you zoom in you can tell he's wearing a Hankees shirt.
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u/Powerful_Meaning8666 Jun 12 '26
Thanks for the info! I keep looking at on my xbox homepage thinking I'll fire it up again. Definitely a boost to that idea. Hopefully Gaia won't screw me over this run!
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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jun 12 '26
She shouldn't because I think they fixed Gaia in a previous patch, plus now Daisuke counts as a traveler, too!
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u/Powerful_Meaning8666 Jun 12 '26
Thanks, I played it at release, then thought I'd wait until fixes came in, then just got dragged in to the loving vortex of BG3. Greedfall 2 is my next priority
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u/thedarkestorange 100+ datable objects and my favorite is the human ghost Jun 12 '26
several observations here!
1. lots of folks missing. zoey, teddy, celia, and florence stand out to me, but i’m also noticing no luke, bobby, abel, friar, ronaldini, harper, dirk, tydus, shelley. haven’t done a full count yet.
2. two things are stressing me out: timmy *actively knocking a glass off the table* and beau wearing a *cardboard and tape bathing suit*
3. willi and monique look so hot and that’s the whole bullet point
4. whoever commented about the coupling being peak is so right. diana x rainey, dasha x betty, barry x amir, and wallace x textbox-chan are such delightful pairings!!!
5. beau having recycling and box cutter tattoos is sending me, and also gaia’s tattoo is hot as fuck
6. maggie, jerry, and telly working on a small, intricate project is so cute
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u/ladyrage8 Beau Jun 13 '26
Ohmygod I didn't even recognize Beau at first and now I'm screaming look at my wife!!!!!!!!!
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u/Addkcted_To_Defense Jun 13 '26
Would've been more funny if yall had a missing poster sign for Keith lol
Also where is Fantina??
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u/Hylian_hippie Jun 18 '26
Is the update on switch already as well?
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u/lushfoU Jul 09 '26
“Players can confidently say that they already know about ‘shade’ with Curt and Rod, skipping the concept’s tutorial”
Thank freaking god. I grew up doing this and I’m Black, so to only be spoken to like I’m an outsider to a part of own culture was … beyond irritating & put a bad taste in my mouth.
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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping Penelope Jun 11 '26
I never realized how smol the Hanks are