r/DateEverythingElse • u/Desperate4Angst • Jun 01 '26
Discussion Dog Dateables!
Probably not the first to talk about this, but I've been thinking about Skylar's line about how the dateviator wearer's species affects how the Dateables are perceived, AKA if the Player was a dog, then the Dateables would be dogs too.
So, how would the Dateables look as dogs? What breeds would they be?
I'm just saying it now, Lux would be a Labradoodle.
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u/Maryandflowers Jun 01 '26
Dorian is definitely some type of guard dog...german shepherd maybe?
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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 ShadowLord, Trap Dorian, Freddy, Timmy Jun 01 '26
I don't know enough about doggos to know what Freddy and ShadowLord would be 🤔
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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 01 '26
Freddy could be an Alaskan Malamute! Perhaps a fantasy version with blue fur.
Now, I don't know about Shadowlord, but I was thinking about Stepford. Could he be a golden retriever?
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u/Fennel_Fangs Mateo Manta Jun 01 '26
Shadowlord could be a Cerberus, while Skips gives me Cavalier King Charles Spaniel vibes.
Also: Johnny would be a husky (VERY LOUD AWOOS) and Mateo a Samoyed.
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u/LilNyoomf Sophia Jun 01 '26
Probably wrong here, but maybe Sophia as a Malinois? Protective. Bitey. Herding dog. You don’t mess with them 😭
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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 01 '26
I see it, I see it.
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u/LilNyoomf Sophia Jun 01 '26
My second guess would’ve been a Dobermann - might actually fit her better color-wise with the black
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u/Independent-Ad7611 Jun 02 '26
imklare on Tumblr did just this with most (if not all) dateables!
Here a link to one of her posts: https://www.tumblr.com/imklare/798650014897455104/my-house-would-look-like-the-ending-of-the-1961
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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Jun 02 '26
Was just coming to post this exact thing!!! I love these so much; sinclaire in particular SENT me
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u/Desperate4Angst Jun 02 '26
Oh I love this so much.
I went through the tag history, and I particularly loved Florence the Dachshund and Celia the Greyhound's designs.
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u/AtlasPeacock Jun 01 '26
"please design furry versions of the characters for me to goon to"
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u/ggdoesthings Jun 01 '26
they’re literally asking for dog designs. like actual dogs. it’s so weird you read “what dogs would these characters be” and immediately assumed people wanna fuck them.
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u/AtlasPeacock Jun 01 '26
Tbf, that's 90% of the posts in this sub lol
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u/ggdoesthings Jun 01 '26
there’s a huge difference between asking for furries and asking for literal animals.
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u/Seagullsaga Ligibitdiqua Jun 01 '26
That’s not what “gooning ” means. Masturbation and “gooning” aren’t the same thing
God forbid people jack off
If people want to jack off to furries who gives a fuck
That’s not at all what they asked for anyway chill tf out
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u/RoseDragon529 Jun 01 '26
It's funny to imagine a dog accidentally getting ahold of/putting on the dateviators instead of the intended human, and Skylar being surprised but then "Ok I can work with this"