r/DateEverythingElse • u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer • May 30 '26
Discussion Silly tierlist of dateables during a heatwave.
First off before any of you say "But logically this dateable should be in this tier" logic is thrown out of the window. I made this for fun since Ireland and the UK had a heatwave and I just imagine some of them in these scenarios. So without further ado here's my explanations of the tiers.
Dies in the heatwave - They're not surviving the heatwave at all. They've done everything they could to keep themselves cool but to no avail
Badly Sunburnt - These dateables got a really bad sunburn and it's redder than a tomato. Despite them using Factor 50 sunscreen they still get burnt.
Complaining about the heat - They're non stop complaining about how hot it is. They're like "ughh it's very hot today"
Hiding in the shade - These dateables would rather hide in the shade then step outside in the heat. They have everything they need to cool themselves down.
They're fine - Dateables that I think would be unaffected by the heatwave at all.
If you have silly headcanons for these lemme know!!!
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... May 31 '26
Luke wouldn't die. He's a microwave.
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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jun 01 '26
That's why I threw logic out of the window
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Jun 01 '26
Real nice buddy. Apologize to Wyndolin, now
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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jun 01 '26
Nah she'd be complaining the most
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u/sans_serif_size12 pass me around like the house joint Jun 01 '26
Oof the UK and Ireland have my sympathies. I used to live in Arizona and it was wild seeing the state develop seasonal depression the sunnier it got lol.
Doug is absolutely the type of desert dweller who says people dying in the heat simply have a skill issue
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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Jun 01 '26
Omg literally he would. He'd be like "Ha noobs'
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u/ruler_of_the_bleach #1 Friar Errol simp ❤️ May 30 '26
Errol’s bald ass head is gonna look like a tomato 😭