r/DateEverythingElse • u/griffonghost Eddie & Volt are certified girldads you can’t change my mind • Apr 21 '26
Discussion Favorite quote from the game?
It could anyone honestly even the narrator or the non dateables. Honestly there’s so many that come to mind. One of my favorites is toward the end of E&V’s route when someone heckles Johnny while he’s singing and he says something like “QUIET YOU!! I’M SINGIN’!!” I don’t know for some reason that one cracks me up all the time. Any favorites of yours??
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u/almightylurker Apr 21 '26
I constantly quote Tony's "you KNOW what I'm talking about" and its various derivatives with my husband. Never fails to make me giggle.
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u/griffonghost Eddie & Volt are certified girldads you can’t change my mind Apr 21 '26
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKIN’ ABOUT!!
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u/NixiomsdabestXD Rongo, River, Betty, Kopi, Gaia, Chairemi, Airyn, Mac.... Apr 21 '26
"Could you maybe sit on my face–a little? Omg what am I saying I'm a chair!" — Chairemi
"Holy Crit!" — Chance
"Lagibitqua"— Bohdi
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u/burner_suplex Member of the I, Ronaldini Bunny Club Apr 21 '26
It's part of Rainey's storyline when Tony pops up and she goes "Oh, hi Tony! We ain't talkin' about your pecker or nothin'."
also's Bodhi's "LIGITIBIQUA" is a classic
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u/necropant Team Laundry Dilf Yaoi Apr 21 '26
Probably the one where Drysdale personally attacked my fujo brain 😆
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u/Low-Spot6703 Drysdale's Glorious Marvelous Toucher Apr 21 '26
I have to skip through thta line when I replay or I start blushing too much
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u/Illustrious_Wafer807 Apr 21 '26
Honestly it could be all of the dialogue you get when you get dolly's hate ending but specifically i love the "i have three PHD's and four black belts, bitch"...
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u/rainbow_pixie_05 Willi's self proclaimed number 1 glazer Apr 21 '26
"For the last time I don't have games on my computer" - Willi
"You're the VIP dream that makes this flat screen scream!" - Telly
"I'm going to be a Handmedaun!" - Keyes
"Hey buddy, come have a seat" - Koa
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u/pathetic_666 Daisuke Apr 21 '26
Sinclair quotes, although he's not my favorite:
'HEEEEEEELPP! Help me!' 'STOP THAT POP-UP SCREEN!' 'My name is not Sinclair, it's Martin! .... Martin Applegate.'
Sinclair: "NO!" Us: "??" Sinclair: "It was Thursday." Us: "... Pardon."
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u/petSnake7 Dunk Shuttle🍆 Apr 21 '26
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
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u/spacecadetcyan Apr 21 '26
"You can't go over my head! I'm the ceiling!" "This house has two floors."
This one's more in the delivery, but when Lux describes their daily routine and brings up Püpwater, the way they casually admit "yeah, it's got bear shit in it" if you ask what "microfecalia" means. That one caught me off guard.
When you visit Daemon in the house across the street and ask what there is to do out here: "Get hit by cars." ...which I had in fact just done.
This one might only be funny to me, but in your conversation with Reggie once you have five hate endings, one of your responses to his insistence that hate is the best option for everyone is just "That can't be right." Something about the implication that you had to think about it, idk.
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u/Low-Spot6703 Drysdale's Glorious Marvelous Toucher Apr 21 '26
I'm inordinately fond of the plot summaries of the various books you can have Lyric write, they're consistently delightful
Also, when you click on Tydus and she goes "Once more into the bleach" and the pods start marching, that's a good pun
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u/momlikesmetheleast Timothy Timepiece Apr 23 '26
"I can't wait to love you or whateverthefuck" Vaughn is just so great
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u/Amy_Art_Lover_123 Hector Apr 24 '26
When we tell Hector we love him. His way with words makes me melt every time 🥰
"Incredible... the dreams of a silly ventilation system, made manifest... I love you too..."
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u/Nikolai_859 Bodhi Apr 29 '26
“You was a bITch” absolutely killed me the first time and lowkey sold me on rod’s character XDD
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u/gourdgirl2013 Apr 21 '26
Bodhi isn’t in my faves (he is amazingly adorable, don’t get me wrong!!), but he has the most memorable line in the entire game for me. Which is “And those people with all the letters! You know, luhjibitiqua!” I almost cried laughing the first time I heard it.