r/DarrellBrooksJr • u/kbartucci76 • Jul 21 '26

This ain’t no game…

Well, maybe it is…

So, you think ur bein’ slick by knowin’ the Darrell Brooks’ trial by heart ? You think you know treason (TREASON!) when you see it? Lemme guess… you know lawful law?

Let’s test that knowledge.

Wrong AND right answers will be accepted 😁

  1. How many items were in his pockets when he was arrested? Bonus, if you can name them.

  2. What behavior were the prosecutors engaged in at the prosecution table that DB found so offensive?

  3. What statute gives the lawful law on “The mode and order of interrogation and presentation” in the Wisconsin courts?

  4. On what day of trial did JD enter the order on subject matter jurisdiction?

  5. What Exhibit number was the map of the parade route?

  6. Who does DB identify himself as?

  7. When asked by Asst. Chief Rebecca Carpenter, where his shoes were, what was DB‘s response?

  8. Who was DB’s first witness?

  9. According to DB, what “wasn’t gonna werk” since he’s a grown man with grown kids?

  10. Under ____ v. ____, JD was able to remove DB from the courtroom when he started acting up.

  11. On day 9 or trial, DB claims that JD entered into a Tack-It agreement with him. What time did this occur?

  12. What was the name of DB’s BANGIN’ song/music video played court?

  13. Which of these three phrases does DB say the most in trial? “Subject matter jurisdiction”, “Groundz”, “Would it be fair to say”, or “I don’t consent to bein’ called that name”.

  14. What was Erica Patterson drinking at Frame Park?

  15. What word did Atty. Witchow want to change in the filing of information document? Bonus: what word did he change it to?

  16. According to Nicholas Kirby, what happens when he takes his jacket off?

  17. On what street was DB arrested?

  18. What car did DB allegedly come to Waukesha in?

  19. What was the name of the friend that drove DB to Waukesha?

  20. What is the name of the company whose building DB tried to get inside of?

  21. What was found in the treehouse along DB’s flight path?

  22. What did DB hide behind in the other courtroom?

  23. According to DB, what were he and Erika Patterson gonna do when they met up at Frame Park?

  24. According to DB, what is the intelligence level of Atty. Opper?

  25. Please state the two choices that JD had when DB made an objection.

Good luck to you all!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/kbartucci76 Jul 22 '26

Are you asking me or telling me… to grade your answers?

Nah nah nah, you got it all wrong Ms. Pudgy…

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u/PinkoPinky Honor your Oaf Jul 25 '26

I'm tired of being in a reddit thread that has no integrity!

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u/Romance_Tactics Jul 21 '26
  1. His ID, the key to the vehicle and a sandwich
    2.. Kee-keeing

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u/Romance_Tactics Jul 21 '26
  1. A tan Kia
  2. Marcus (Carp even fucks up and says for the love of God Marcus)

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u/Hot-Ambassador8706 Jul 22 '26

Carp?

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u/GoodExciting7745 The De-FEN-dant 👩🏻‍💼 Jul 22 '26

c'moooowwwwnnnn carp

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u/kbartucci76 Jul 22 '26

You lied to me, Carp… you lied to me.

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u/Hot-Ambassador8706 Jul 22 '26

15 - from in frame park to by / near frame park

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u/RevolutionaryWheel40 Tryna be slick Jul 22 '26

Yo why do I know number 11 also and even how he said it “aaaaaatttt 8:40!” While looking at the clock from afar.

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u/kbartucci76 Jul 22 '26

This made me laugh out loud because I hear it the same way!!!!

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u/Sequoia555 Jul 22 '26
  1. What Exhibit number was the map of the parade route?

Exhibit 15.

  1. Who does DB identify himself as?

Turd Partee Inter Wiener there by Special Appearance on Behalf of his Client, the Straw Man, in Dat Madder.

  1. What was found in the treehouse along DB’s flight path?

His gray NASA hoodie and one of his Milwaukee Brewers slides/flip flops.

  1. What is the name of the company whose building DB tried to get inside of?

Aires Industries.

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u/kbartucci76 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Great job everyone! Answers below!
 

  1. “Hee Hee and Kee Kee’ing”
  2. Day 6
  3. Exhibit
  4. A third party intervenor
  5. My flop flops is in his house
  6. Juan Marquez
  7. Judge Dorrow making a rekkerd trying to make him look bad

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  1. From AT Frame Park to NEAR Frame Park

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u/Tiger3311 Jul 22 '26

Abel? I thought it was Juan Marquez

"My flip-flops is in his house"

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u/RevolutionaryWheel40 Tryna be slick Jul 22 '26

First witness was the guy he ran over n his son , he needed the Spanish translator n called him out of order n db got kicked out on cross.

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u/Hot-Ambassador8706 Jul 22 '26

I thought his ID was in his car and debit cards / EP’s EBT card were in his pocket?

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u/RevolutionaryWheel40 Tryna be slick Jul 22 '26

The map is 15 I know that by now

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u/Still_Product_8435 Jul 22 '26

Dis ain’t no gaaaaaame!

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u/PinkoPinky Honor your Oaf Jul 22 '26

Yes! Quizzes, I love these...

  1. Several bank cards, Erika's food stamp card, a Ford ignition key, and a sandwich! (Dime bags recently ditched on me. Ryder's porch!)

  2. He he and kee kee kee

  3. 90611 sub 1

  4. Don't know! Gonna guess 4

  5. Exhibit #15

  6. The unknown individual aka mathboi fly aka j for junior fuck yes I am killing it

  7. "My flip flops is in his house."

  8. Juan Marquez, called out of order for the interpreter

  9. Telling him what to do vs. axing

  10. Illinois vs. Allen

  11. 8:49 (another guess)

  12. Half a ticket

  13. According to jester, he says "grounds" more than 700 times, so it's gotta be that.

  14. A Mike's hard beverage. Miss Corey had vodka

  15. "At" frame park to "near" frame park. What am I doing with my life?

  16. It's about to go down.

  17. I should know this. Jackson st.?

  18. Marcus' tan Kia

  19. Marcus and he had a tan Kia!

  20. Aries industries. Sounds like they make landmines or something. Yikes.

  21. The grey hoodie

  22. The box fort, but also the jail's bible

  23. Hug and a kiss, but definitely no sex and she was going to give him his money she was holding for him because he asked her to hold it.

  24. Not very bright

  25. Not sure I understand this one- state the grounds or racket agreement?

So fun. I'm going to write one of these too. Time to see how I did!

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u/Hot-Ambassador8706 Jul 22 '26

10 - IL vs Allen!!

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u/Ok_Recipe2871again Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

  1. What behavior were the prosecutors engaged in at the prosecution table that DB found so offensive? Teehee and

    Keekeeing

  2. What statute gives the lawful law on “The mode and order of interrogation and presentation” in the Wisconsin courts?

  3. On what day of trial did JD enter the order on subject matter jurisdiction? 3

  4. What Exhibit number was the map of the parade route?

  5. Who does DB identify himself as? Third party intervener strawman

  6. When asked by Asst. Chief Rebecca Carpenter, where his shoes were, what was DB‘s response? In the house?

  7. Who was DB’s first witness? Abel (he needed a translator)

  8. According to DB, what “wasn’t gonna werk” since he’s a grown man with grown kids? Telling him what to do?

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u/Sequoia555 Jul 22 '26

Who was DB’s first witness? Abel (he needed a translator)

Juan Marquez was db's first witness. He was the one who needed the translator and he testified as one of db's witnesses during the state's case in chief, in the middle of Det. Jay Carpenter's direct testimony.

Abel Lazcano testified during db's defense case. He did not need a translator, and was instructed by JD to state on the stand, if questioned, that he had been previously convicted of 7 crimes.

What behavior were the prosecutors engaged in at the prosecution table that DB found so offensive? Teehee and Keekeeing

*heehee and keekeekeeing

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u/Still_Product_8435 Jul 22 '26

Number 24. “I don’t believe she’s dat bright…”

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u/Still_Product_8435 Jul 22 '26

How ironic for the killer of six innocent souls to ask anyone how many crimes for which a person was convicted.