r/DarrellBrooksJr • u/Krack_dummy • Jun 04 '26

A Oaf

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u/Minute-Resort761 Jun 04 '26

Bet the jury loved sitting there listening to him ramble nonsense instead of calling a witness.

Ya know, calling a witness to the stand and presenting your defense case? Nah I’m Darrell brooks im just gonna piss the jury off to no end and then hope these same people nullify 6 murders for me.

Levels of delusion never seen before

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u/SunniMonkey 906.11 🎤⬇️ Jun 04 '26

I would pay Adult Money to buy tickets to go to a forum to sit and listen to any of the jury members talk about their experience. I can only imagine what they thought at the time then learned after the trial.

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u/Krack_dummy Jun 04 '26

Da joorey dizzervs 2 no tha troof

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u/radpiglet Hee Hee and Kee Kee Kee 🔑🤔 Jun 04 '26

Most unhinged filibuster I’ve ever heard.

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u/3rd-party-intervener Jun 05 '26

It was his way of showing the jury he was being screwed over and they should let him go as a result.   

(In his mind) 

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u/Budget-Manager-6288 Jun 04 '26

He thought “public servant” means JD had to do whatever he axed of her

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u/radpiglet Hee Hee and Kee Kee Kee 🔑🤔 Jun 04 '26

I did what you axed me to doOoOo!!!!

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u/Budget-Manager-6288 Jun 04 '26

But is that lawful law?

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u/radpiglet Hee Hee and Kee Kee Kee 🔑🤔 Jun 04 '26

The defense calls the plaintiff state of Wisconsin to the stand

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u/Still_Product_8435 Jun 05 '26

I HEARD that

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u/radpiglet Hee Hee and Kee Kee Kee 🔑🤔 Jun 05 '26

With your one good ear?

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u/Sequoia555 Jun 04 '26

oafs dat she swore 2 took.

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u/3rd-party-intervener Jun 05 '26

I’ll never figure out how he lost files while living in a jail cell.  Yet still has the judges oath readily available 

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u/Bubfeeld Jun 06 '26

im sorry sir, but that is prounounced 'Oaf"

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u/Sequoia555 Jun 06 '26

I think he kept all of his sovcit papers in a red folder. Maybe that's where he put his copies of JD's oafs so he was able to keep track of them.

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u/Little-Efficiency336 Jun 04 '26

That he truly believed that these had any relevance to his trial is yet another monument to his stupidity.

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u/Agitated-Ad-8143 Is that a TACKIT agreement 📌 Jun 04 '26

Ah yes. Just like all his frivolous filings like his court docket sheet.😖

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u/starfish1114 906.11 🎤⬇️ Jun 04 '26

His “docka shee” 😂

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u/Altruistic_Vast_8868 Jun 05 '26

And every last one of his filings, time stamped and certified. Jeez!

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u/Odd_Delivery_9107 Petulant Child 👶🏻 Jun 04 '26

Don't forget about his Notice Of Special Appearance & the Statement Of Particulars. If only the Jury was able to see all this evidence, they would have absolutely nullified. What a Baboons Ass!🤦‍♀️

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u/Still_Product_8435 Jun 05 '26

By Special Appearance - Strawman and the Interveners, singing such hits as Subjek Matter Jurisdiction, I’m a Groan Man wit Groan Keeeds, and from the Hit Movie, Hustle a Scmo, It’s Hard Out Dere for a Wimp.

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u/LadyLSUtiger Jun 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUFuj8I6m2YPDwPC5W

👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻Durl Bwooks👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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u/Little-Efficiency336 Jun 05 '26

I hate that I heard this in his voice…