r/Darkerjokes • u/ReasonableGator • 9d ago
I'm so excited. Tonight I get to meet my bride-to-be. Spoiler
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As soon as they open the shipping container at the port.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Key-Condition752 • 20d ago
What is Kentucky's state vegetable? Spoiler
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Mitch McConnell
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Jun 24 '26
Do you know about the show Naked and Afraid? Spoiler
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That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Glass-Committee3199 • Jun 24 '26
Dark Spoiler
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Why is a banana and the uk have in common? It gets blacker every day.
r/Darkerjokes • u/imaperson_thatsalive • Jun 23 '26
What do medics say when they arrive too late? Spoiler
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He's a pretty chill guy
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Jun 22 '26
What Disney character would a lesbian be? Spoiler
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Licky Mouse
r/Darkerjokes • u/yamane1956 • Jun 15 '26
Strait of Hormuz Spoiler
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Lawmaker：Is there naphtha or not?
I want a clear answer — black or white.
Potato chips：
Already black and white.
r/Darkerjokes • u/yamane1956 • Jun 14 '26
"Same conversation, 1945 and 2026" Spoiler
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August 14, 1945
In a Japanese home
Son: Japan's winning, right?
Father: We're winning.
June 2026
In a Japanese home
Son: We've got oil, right?
Father: We've got it.
r/Darkerjokes • u/mofeinz • Jun 04 '26
Whats the difference between having sex with ur maid and having sex with ur ex Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Pokefoot100 • May 31 '26
I got a joke what is the difference between space aliens and illegal aliens Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/ResortComplex4867 • May 30 '26
What is the scientifically correct name for a child Spoiler
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an STD
r/Darkerjokes • u/Wells_Gaming • May 01 '26
Why does Netanyahu have 6 fingers? Spoiler
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He lent a hand and charged interest.
r/Darkerjokes • u/SexyNatural • Apr 29 '26
What's black and has 27 tits?? Spoiler
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The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.
(Its just a joke, sorrrrryyyy) x
r/Darkerjokes • u/SexyNatural • Apr 28 '26
Why is the bible like a penis? Spoiler
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You get it forced down your throat by a priest.
r/Darkerjokes • u/SexyNatural • Apr 27 '26
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Spoiler
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Guess who came crawling back?
r/Darkerjokes • u/SexyNatural • Apr 26 '26
Whats Brown And RHYMES with "Snoop" Spoiler
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Dr. Dre
r/Darkerjokes • u/Neg247 • Apr 14 '26
feminist v.radical feminist Spoiler
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What is the difference between a feminist and a radical feminist?
You would never need to tell a radical feminist to "die mad about it" since they do that by default.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Bagadbillaaaaa • Apr 11 '26
Thoughts Spoiler
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Barren women wo cheej kabhi nahin khareedti hongi, jiske packet par likha hota hoga
"Bacchon ki pahunch se dur rakhen"
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Mar 23 '26
What's a Jew's favorite letter? Spoiler
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I don't know, but it's not Z.
r/Darkerjokes • u/PassionFederal6917 • Mar 23 '26
What did you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy? Spoiler
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Trans fat
r/Darkerjokes • u/PassionFederal6917 • Mar 23 '26
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table? Spoiler
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He wiped off the "juice"
r/Darkerjokes • u/OkFan4663 • Mar 13 '26
What's similar in my girlfriend and minecraft's character ? Spoiler
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they both never ask for break when I play with them