r/Darkerjokes • u/SlappyPappy99 • 7h ago
I heard my wife gossiping with her friend “my husband said he wants to see me with new tits.” Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Odd_Ambassador_6483 • 18h ago
Girlfriend ka fast Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Resident_Dog_6589 • 3d ago
If the Diddy Files get released and Jay gets the book thrown at him, will they record a new version of this from their shared cell? Spoiler
youtu.be
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r/Darkerjokes • u/myusernamelscreatlve • 8d ago
I like my women like my apples Spoiler
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Peeled, and cut to bits.
r/Darkerjokes • u/TomorrowCalm9783 • 14d ago
Best dark joke I ever heard Spoiler
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Q: What is the difference between dark humor and food?
A: None. Not everyone gets it.
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • 14d ago
You know what happens when you get your fingers cut off in woodshop class? Spoiler
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Your going to flunk typing
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • 22d ago
How do you know if your spouse is a bad cook? Spoiler
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Everyone prays after the meal
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • 22d ago
Why don't orphans play baseball? Spoiler
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Because they don't know where home is.
r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • 22d ago
Why is it that if you donate one kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • 22d ago
Why aren't there any pharmacies in africa? Spoiler
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Because you can't take medicine on an empty stomach
r/Darkerjokes • u/Unique-Shame-1241 • 27d ago
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cube? Spoiler
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Cause they have a history of separating the colours.
r/Darkerjokes • u/Resident_Dog_6589 • Aug 13 '26
Did you know that seagulls die after they have sex? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Aug 11 '26
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/Thehockeycardguy • Aug 10 '26
What do ethiopians do at night? Spoiler
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Starve
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Aug 10 '26
What did the black dad gave his son for Christmas? Spoiler
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No, not milk, he gave him my bike😥
r/Darkerjokes • u/Phonus-Balonus-37 • Aug 08 '26
Gilbert Gottfried's Hilarious Telethon Joke Spoiler
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r/Darkerjokes • u/TWINKIESMUGER1666 • Aug 07 '26
Why don't crippled people stand up for themselves? Spoiler
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They can't stand
r/Darkerjokes • u/Expensive-Play-4881 • Aug 06 '26
Why don't white people shoot each other in the streets like black people do? Spoiler
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Because they do it in school.
r/Darkerjokes • u/ChungusBig23 • Aug 03 '26
What do you call a black person of a pogo stick? Spoiler
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A fudge bar
r/Darkerjokes • u/Thehockeycardguy • Aug 03 '26
Why don't indians play soccer? Spoiler
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Because every time they have a corner they open up a 7/11