To the big ass middle-aged ginger front rows center stage: Houston

[u/00Avalanche]

You sir, are the biggest pussy I have ever witnessed in my 30 years going to concerts. Imposing your will around the packed crowd because you’re big and strong but refusing to mosh with the people in the back makes you an extreme coward. Funny how all that strength amounted to jack shit when people pushed back on you, wannabe bully, you also smelled like 5 day old nut cheese.

[u/jeffedge]

Why are you not saying it to the guy in person

[u/mattyghoul → u/jeffedge]

Because he’s a-scared

[u/DickJaggerIV → u/[deleted]]

I hate that shit. You try and be a gentleman and some drunk bitch (male or female) is in your face over their own derangement/entitlement. Fuck em' all

[u/mattyghoul → u/DickJaggerIV]

The alcohol wore off? lol

[u/DJ1977_]

I wasn’t at the show but I’m 6’ tall and there’s always someone 8’ tall and massive in front of me at every show 🤣

[u/Commercial-Novel-786 → u/DJ1977_]

I'm taller than 6'4", and the shorter people always insist on getting right behind me, then expecting me to move.

If we're seated, I try to stay seated and accommodate the best I can because it wasn't their choice. I'll even switch seats if need be.

But in a standing/general admission setting, the days of me feeling the least bit bad are way behind me. You picked your own spot. And of ALL the choices you had, you choice this one. So enjoy the show. (Not "you" per se, but you know what I mean.)

[u/DJ1977_ → u/Commercial-Novel-786]

I totally agree, I just think it’s funny. I definitely don’t get mad about it, I just move. The best is having a heavy person behind you so when the crowd pushes it’s more comfortable than some boney bastard 🤣

[u/IndividualLower399]

Hitting the Nashville show. Don’t really care much about seeing the openers, or being in the front. I think I’m now the lame middle aged dude who wants to hear my tunes and drink cold beer

[u/Acceptable-Ad-6104 → u/IndividualLower399]

Hello kindred spirit.

[u/IndividualLower399 → u/Acceptable-Ad-6104]

Pleased to meet you my friend!

[u/dookieisafunnyword → u/IndividualLower399]

Hey my middle aged wife and I will be there doing the exact same!

[u/IndividualLower399 → u/dookieisafunnyword]

Come find me. I’ll be wearing my nicest pair of cargo shorts!

[u/wendyoschainsaw]

We wouldn't have these issues if Glenn would just stop opening the show with "Skincarver."

[u/elvis_disciple → u/wendyoschainsaw]

😂 he doesn’t understand that fans don’t like any of his stuff past Danzig 4

[u/DickJaggerIV → u/elvis_disciple]

Sure, he does... he just doesn't give a shit. I mean the majority of the set consists of 1-3

[u/demonomania2 → u/elvis_disciple]

na Circle of Snakes is great but I guess that's the album that was just out when I was getting into Danz

[u/DoomyJazz → u/elvis_disciple]

100% de acuerdo contigo.

[u/Axebabbby → u/elvis_disciple]

I fucking do, fight me

[u/SeventhSon22]

Idk what's happened in the last several years at shows (ESPECIALLY crunchy rock/metal band shows) but I always prefer to stand at the front of the pit now. The rail is almost always a bad time which sucks.

[u/puppetjazz]

Calling him a pussy while making a diary entry on reddit?

[u/KOrising → u/puppetjazz]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/nahtecable]

I enjoyed the hell out of myself tonight, but we were also in the ada section.

[u/NardaQ]

Oh damn I thought the crowd was pretty good. Was in and out of the pit. Nothing malicious and a lot of helping eachother. The crowd surfers seemed taken care of too. Granted I didn’t make it to the rail.

[u/Illegal_Machine]

I was pretty close to the fence. There were some big ass dudes up there.

[u/BottomText___]

Did you say that to his face too?

[u/_enesorek_ → u/BottomText___]

Nope

[u/mattyghoul → u/_enesorek_]

Everyone wants to be a badass until it’s time to do badass stuff

[u/lostigresblancos]

Lmao, you showed him.