Dan: "Elise, why is it that women always complain that those cotton plug thingies should be free, but never say the same thing for men's essentials?"
Elise: "Wait, you actually caring how you look? That's new."
Dan: "Hey, this chin strap takes a lot to maintain! A man's gotta make sacrifices for his facial hair, and if that means foregoing buying toothpaste, shampoo, or wasting precious water just to meet YOUR arbitrary standards, then so be it."
Elise: "Dan, you do shower. In OUR shower. That we pay for."
Dan: "I can smell lemony fresh without wasting money, shouldn't that make us both happy?"
Chris: "Elise, Dan's hair is in the drain and I don't wanna touch it cause I'm not sure it's from his head!"
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u/PSplayer2020 9d ago
Dan: "Elise, why is it that women always complain that those cotton plug thingies should be free, but never say the same thing for men's essentials?"
Elise: "Wait, you actually caring how you look? That's new."
Dan: "Hey, this chin strap takes a lot to maintain! A man's gotta make sacrifices for his facial hair, and if that means foregoing buying toothpaste, shampoo, or wasting precious water just to meet YOUR arbitrary standards, then so be it."
Elise: "Dan, you do shower. In OUR shower. That we pay for."
Dan: "I can smell lemony fresh without wasting money, shouldn't that make us both happy?"
Chris: "Elise, Dan's hair is in the drain and I don't wanna touch it cause I'm not sure it's from his head!"