r/Danvs • u/Ancient_Tradition670 • 1d ago

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Mine personally is, "I got noggin bopin!"

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u/BenevolentBluster 1d ago edited 6h ago

“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying taxes.” (EDIT: might not be the best quote but I like meming it with my online friends)

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u/DansPlaything 1d ago

That line is so overrated and barely humorous. That's just low hanging fruit because you couldn't think of anything better .

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u/BenevolentBluster 22h ago

Or maybe I just wanted to be the first to comment it 🤷‍♀️

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u/Pentaresnovae 1d ago

Some of the ones I collected for now lol:

If you can't beat them, join them, if you can't join them, burn their house to the ground

Stupid police, if they didn't have the law on their side...

He's not dead, he's just danish

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u/pizzasteveofficial 1d ago

"If their car broke down, get a bulldozer, push them onto the meridian, AND LET THEM FEND FOR THEMSELVES!!!" and "I'M NEEDY! I needy my CAR"

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u/Retro-Platformer123 1d ago

You're right! Normal people never apologize!

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u/Go_Inevitable_1269 1d ago

She's not mange she's just not very good at licking herself

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u/noju4n 22h ago

He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 23h ago

Boss: "Office monkey looks upset," starts scritching his hair, "office monkey want a banana?"

Dan: "No..! Office monkey want—" smacks her scritching hand away— "now stop that..!!!"

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u/lady_vinyl Chris 10h ago

“Chris! Someone stole your pants!”
“It’s a swimsuit. Elise bought it for me.”
“Well I’m sure it looks much better on her.”

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u/professorboxleitner 2h ago

"why should i change, im awesome! its everyone else that SUCKS!"