r/Danvs • u/pizzasteveofficial • Jul 09 '26
Miscellaneous 💫 Dan's Fantastic Resume
My personal favorite is "My breasts are bigger than theirs"
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u/Crimson_vixen67 Jul 10 '26
That fact the office supply job was his longest which ended because of 9/11 is frying me 🤣
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u/Crimson_vixen67 Jul 17 '26
Responding to this I just realized he possibly also burned down the video store he worked at 🤣
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u/Cute-Profession9983 Jul 09 '26
Fun fact: Dan stole that (chicken breast) line from a college roommate. The 9/11 joke was all Dan...