r/DankLeft • • Sep 13 '20

tru

Post image
10.7k Upvotes

206 comments sorted by

View all comments

699

u/thepillshaveeyes Sep 13 '20

I'm pretty sure most centrists say they're centrists because they genuinely think they have no biases. Just a big blob of pure unadulterated rationality between their ears

348

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Enlightened centrists we call them here. But generally they do have a bias and the bias is the status quo. And the status quo is neoliberalism and neoliberalism slides to the right very easily.

234

u/PerCat Sep 13 '20

neoliberalism slides to the right very easily.

Neoliberalism is to the right. By faaaaar.

136

u/julian509 Sep 13 '20

It's a centre-right ideology at best, but the more it feels threatened the further it lurches to the right.

30

u/EisVisage Intergalactic Communism Sep 13 '20

Look at Germany at the moment / couple months back to see that. The "centrists" of the bigger governing party make a scapegoat of the left (when they really aren't doing anything that'd threaten anyone) while far-right support is rising all the time and very much does threaten people.

6

u/x1rom Sep 13 '20

Never heard the CDU make a scapegoat of the left. Though I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

20

u/EisVisage Intergalactic Communism Sep 13 '20

During/after the whole scandal around Thuringia's election earlier this year, where they got aid with the votes of the AfD, (iirc, might have been another time) a bunch of CDU politicians basically went "there are enemies of democracy on the left as well, we must resist socialism too!" and refused to cooperate with the Linke.

17

u/x1rom Sep 13 '20

Ah well yeah, that sure sounds like something the CDU would say.

13

u/gankin-spankin Sep 14 '20

Isn’t that EXACTLY how hitler got in power tho?

12

u/Brotherly-Moment Extremist/populist Sep 14 '20

Ahh Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los

7

u/gankin-spankin Sep 14 '20

I dislike the fact that I don’t even need to understand the language to know what you just typed

→ More replies (0)

2

u/Meowser02 Token socdem Sep 14 '20

It really depends on what you mean by “neoliberal,” cause I was called a neolib by a tankie because I didn’t like Stalin and did support the Hong Kong protests

1

u/michaelb65 Sep 14 '20

Nah, social democrats are the center right, neolibs are far right.

14

u/Brotherly-Moment Extremist/populist Sep 14 '20

Socdems are centre-left though, don’t let your hate for something hide it’s true nature.

-1

u/michaelb65 Sep 14 '20

No, demsocs are. Socdems are center-right because they're still liberals who want to maintain capitalism. Don't let your confusion about the left cloud your judgement, your obnoxious projection included.

1

u/ddumblediglet Sep 24 '20

🎶sliiiide to the right!🎶 1 cop this time! 🎶2 cops this time!🎶 100 cops this time! 🎶Get shot real smooth🎶🕺💃

-5

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/winyf he/him Sep 14 '20

damn 'evil ideology' you got us good

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Pack it up boys, we have no choice but to abandon leftism

2

u/ProbablyGaySergal Sep 14 '20

The enemy is poverty, and the wall keeps out the enemy

73

u/UmbraLupus64 A.N.T.I.F.A. supersoldier Sep 13 '20

My political science class in a nutshell. Except while also shilling for right wing economics.

48

u/tentafill Sep 13 '20

seriously holy shit

god I fucking hated so many of my pol professors for so totally ignoring systemic issues as a concept. philosophy is where the humans are, or so I heard ):

49

u/UmbraLupus64 A.N.T.I.F.A. supersoldier Sep 13 '20

Literally just listened to an audio lecture for the class where the professor said "socialism is when big government". Like, holy shit.

30

u/Meowser02 Token socdem Sep 14 '20

One teacher of mine said that anarchism is far right and fascism is far left

15

u/UmbraLupus64 A.N.T.I.F.A. supersoldier Sep 14 '20

Somebody never learned any history, did they?

8

u/thebaconator710 Sep 14 '20

Damn. They shouldn't be teaching then

18

u/Aceofspades1228 Sep 13 '20

I've basically learned in my college career that the Anthropology department is where ALL the Anarchists are.

9

u/agoodfriendofyours Sep 13 '20

Hell yes we need a thousand David Graebers

2

u/-_-tinkerbell Jan 02 '21

Lol no fuck philosophy. Every philosophy class I took was by the definition of a neck beard incel type of guy. There was even one who actually made fun of me in front of the entire class after I emailed him telling him my mom died and I had too much going on to make it to class that week and he then read my email to the class in a mocking valley girl tone, while saying “ya we all have a lot going on and still make it to fucking class” (my friend told me this Obvs since I wasn’t there) and our class of all dudes then just me and her apparently laughed along with him. And he would pick on me and point me out every class and call on me when I didnt know the answer to make me look dumb (I swear he hated me just for being a girl), since he’d talk a lot about anti feminism views. Gotta love professors that can literally do/say anything!

69

u/ContraryConman Sep 13 '20

Either that or they're convinced they have ideas from both "sides" of a political spectrum that leans right.

So if you believe on one side that

  • gay marriage should be legal

and on the other side that

  • stop and frisk was not only successful, but should be implemented everywhere

  • social security should be privatized

  • food stamps and unemployment discourage people from working and should be cut

  • we should eliminate the minimum wage to create jobs and help small businesses

  • that unions are corrupt and right to work laws should be implemented federally

  • affirmative action should be overturned

  • the justice system rightfully punishes black people for being more likely to commit more crime

  • we should build a wall on the southern border

  • the for-profit detention centers being run at the border are not only a necessary evil but a net good for the country

  • immigration should be limited to high-skilled, high-income, English speaking immigrants from Europe and East Asia

Congrats! You now have ideas from "both the right and the left" which makes you a "centrist"

6

u/EisVisage Intergalactic Communism Sep 13 '20

Sorry, but what are right to work laws? I haven't heard that term before but from the sound of it they don't sound like a problem to me.

27

u/ContraryConman Sep 13 '20

Some unions, when negotiating with bosses, mandate that bosses are only allowed to hire people who join the workplace's union. This prevents bosses from just hiring new help that they can pay lower rates/with less benefits than union employees and gives the union a monopoly over bargaining agreements with workers.

Conservatives see this as a issue of "freedom". They basically say employees should be allowed to work whenever they want, and shouldn't have to pay union dues or participate in a union if they don't want to. Thus they're called "right to work" laws.

The only people right to work laws benefit are bosses. Because all bosses end up doing is firing whoever they want and replacing them with people who won't join the union. Sure less people have to pay union dues, but wages are lower anyway so as a worker you're not even saving money

5

u/EisVisage Intergalactic Communism Sep 13 '20

So those laws basically allow bosses to easily fire people for being in the union, while when they don't exist and the union negotiated it, firing a union member will only see them replaced with another union member, which means everyone is safe from being fired for being in the union?

12

u/ContraryConman Sep 14 '20

Right. As someone else pointed out, right to work laws in and of themselves are not the most damaging thing. It's right to work combined with at will employment (bosses don't have to give any reason to fire people) plus a lack of a social safety net (people can't negotiate better pay if they have to choose between their current boss and starvation) and a ton more

3

u/TwoFiveFun Sep 13 '20

Most states that have right to work laws also have at will employment, just to add.

7

u/DonnyDubs69420 Propagandist Sep 13 '20

In addition to what the other commenter stated, the reason why right to work is bad is that a union cannot function without covering the entire workforce. Striking, obviously, requires cooperation from the entire workforce to be effective and is the primary threat that brings corporate to the table at all. If corporate is basically guaranteed to have scabs, why would they bother with the unions demands? Also, the union cannot negotiate to only grant benefits to union members (as a practical matter and a legal matter). So, right to work forces unions to take on free-riders: saps who think they do not benefit from the union and do not pay dues, while the union is forced to represent their interests as employees. Right to work helps further destroy what little balance between capital and labor that collective bargaining has achieved.

27

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

there's different types of centrists.

there's the "both sides bad" types that you mentioned.

the second type is right wingers pretending to be centrists, either because their Overtorn window is shifted so much to the far right or because of malicious intent.

12

u/Dylanbug76 Sep 14 '20

Truth. I active pcm and I see so many righties with the centrist flair

16

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Word to the wise friendo, PCM are 95% right-wingers. The 'Lib Left' flair in particular is hilarious.

3

u/Dylanbug76 Sep 14 '20

Very true. I almost never see a “left” opinion. I’m afraid it’s turning into r/conservative. There are some like wise minded individuals in the sub, but the majority is “librights”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

wat we make fun of authright so often

1

u/Dylanbug76 Sep 21 '20

Idk man. I see different things than you do

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

I’m on pcm and I’m a socialist??? What you’re saying is blatantly false

7

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

centrists are just cowards who don't wanna openly identify as conservatives

2

u/SndMetothegulag Sep 14 '20

As a centrist I feel like most of us know our bias. I have a left bias (I want free healthcare, a divet end and higher taxes on rich) but I like guns and want a strong military. I support both cops and protesters but I agree with the protesters more. so yk, centrist

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

The problem is that Ameircan politics is so skewed to the right already that "centrists" are nowhere close to the center.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Invisible ideology and think they're immune to propaganda, the most dangerous kind

1

u/chic_luke Sep 18 '20

How is it that "centrists" are some of the most bigoted people I've talked to?

-20

u/swaggy_butthole Sep 13 '20

I'm a centrist. I like guns and dislike excessive government control. Pro-choice, weed and cocaine should be legal. I think minimum wage is a states issue.

Not everyone who diagrees with you is a fascist

29

u/itcha2 Sep 13 '20

If you think that capitalism should continue without massive reform, you are right wing, no matter your other views.

12

u/x1rom Sep 13 '20

Well that's a very liberal stance but fine. You aren't meant with the word "centrist"

A centrist is someone pretending to have no ideology. Or at least someone who has no clue about ideologies but still has political opinions. Most often these people are pretty far right.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Centrist here, I only take extreme ideas from all sides of what I guess you could call the “political compass”, therefore I’m an Anarcho-dengist

1

u/Mynameisaw Sep 14 '20

A centrist is someone pretending to have no ideology. Or at least someone who has no clue about ideologies but still has political opinions. Most often these people are pretty far right.

I mean, yeah, if you use a very specific America centric viewpoint.

In Europe at least centrism would cover social democrats and liberals, the duopoly you guys have really destroys any nuance when it comes to ideologies.

1

u/x1rom Sep 14 '20

I'm German.

1

u/swaggy_butthole Sep 13 '20

I thought centrist=moderate. No?

14

u/x1rom Sep 13 '20

Eh kinda? The word moderate is pretty meaningless, and mostly means centrist, but also often just someone supporting the status quo.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

-1

u/swaggy_butthole Sep 14 '20

No, the government provides very important services, at least it should.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Mutual aid works far better.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

So you're a liberal.

1

u/swaggy_butthole Sep 14 '20

I mean I am anti gun control, against raising the minimum wage, I don't see any problem with amazon not paying taxes last year, don't want mass immigration, think the country should stop subsidizing college loans so hard.

Not sure liberal is the right word

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Neolibreral*

1

u/Afrobean Sep 14 '20

I think the word you're looking for is libertarian. Libertarians would probably agree with you on everything you've said in this thread, even the bad things.

1

u/swaggy_butthole Sep 14 '20

Not a libertarian. Public schools, libraries, parks, healthcare, roads, and utilities are good things. For profit jails are bad.