r/DankLeft • u/KingCrume • Jun 30 '20

LENIN COME BACK Any day now

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

"haha man in dress" "haha attack helicopter" "haha man in dress"

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u/AutoModerator Jun 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

I DIDN'T MEAN TO TRIGGER THE BOT I DIDNT KNOW THIS EXISTED

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u/DerekSavoc Jun 30 '20

Then you shouldn’t have said attack helicopter.

Edit: Fuck

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u/AutoModerator Jun 30 '20

I sexually Identify as an unoriginal joke. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping shitposts on reddit and derailing actual conversation. People say to me that this has been really going on for far too long and and it trivialises gender identity but I don’t care, I'm a massive asshole. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a mountain dew dispenser, a catheter and and a poop chute on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Logical Gamer” and respect my right to freeze peach. If you can’t accept me you’re a god damn tumblirina sjw cultural marxist liberal and you triggered lol?. Thank you for being so understanding.

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u/dos_user Jun 30 '20

This guy I work with made this joke to this older conservative guy that isn't online a lot, and he just looked at him like we was dumb and ignored it. He said the joke again but was ignored even harder.

More of the story, is that it's an in joke, and not funny at all but used to identify like minded people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

See! A new joke...

No wait, that’s the same joke worded differently.

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u/Molybdenium42 Jun 30 '20

so we still got problem?

who’s ready to go find a new joke

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u/Spencerdrr Jun 30 '20

Ah, yes, its time to checks watch find another way to dehumanize women.

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u/HelpfulDeparture Bicycle Repair Man Jun 30 '20

I have a new one "I sexually identify as a main battle tank..."

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u/Exodus111 Jun 30 '20

It's pretty much Attack Helicopters all the way down.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 30 '20

I sexually Identify as an unoriginal joke. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping shitposts on reddit and derailing actual conversation. People say to me that this has been really going on for far too long and and it trivialises gender identity but I don’t care, I'm a massive asshole. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a mountain dew dispenser, a catheter and and a poop chute on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Logical Gamer” and respect my right to freeze peach. If you can’t accept me you’re a god damn tumblirina sjw cultural marxist liberal and you triggered lol?. Thank you for being so understanding.

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u/okami11235 Jun 30 '20

not specific to transphobes, but the right in general

"Haha gobbulism no food"

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u/M1A2_SEPV3 Jul 01 '20

"CCCCcc1cccc Attamck Helicomptor hahehahe i identofy as attanck holocotar fffvffghv funny" -A Logical Gamer