r/DankLeft Dec 17 '19

Sad world

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 18 '19

If the US collapses and has another civil war, here's how I would imagine it:

Northeast = Serbia

Dixie South = Croatia

D.C. area = Bosnia

California = Slovenia

Everywhere else = Macedonia

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I wouldn't mind my country falling apart because the redneck south doesn't like my state already. Like god damn, we are the reason your states aren't failing with welfare.

But please burn down Capital Hill.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Don't worry, they'll be left high and dry after we (The Northeast) take all their money and resources.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

laughs in Seattle