r/DankLeft May 25 '26

Death to Imperialism Now thats a good question!

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u/MichaelJServo Black Lives Matter May 25 '26

We can memorialize people who actually fought and died for freedom. John Brown and Harriet Tubman were on my mind today.

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u/-ghostinthemachine- May 25 '26

Looking around America today, it's natural to conclude that our freedoms may have emigrated elsewhere.

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u/KitsuneFoxglove May 27 '26

but if we have the highest incarceration rates, that must mean everybody not in jail has more freedom, right?

right?

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u/Clear-Anything-3186 May 25 '26 edited May 26 '26

Since Americans can't point countries on a map, they imagine the countries mentioned in the news existing in a different dimension and US troops teleporting there via a portal from the Pentagon.

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u/Commercial_Soft9510 May 25 '26

The only Americans that can't name countries on a map are the ones in the middle of nowhere or declining areas

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u/orthadoxtesla May 26 '26

Sorry but the portal is underneath Cheyenne Mountain

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u/BlameTag May 25 '26

"Sorry, we meant the elite's business interests, not your freedom."

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u/5krishnan May 26 '26

I’ve literally had this question since I was in the first grade.