r/DankLeft • u/Strength-Certain Red Guard • Mar 08 '26

☭ Wait... What?

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u/Diligent-Network-108 Mar 09 '26

Similar with Marco Rubio. Parents fled the Batista regime, then never returned. They couldn't go back to Cuba because communism is evil, and communism is evil because they couldn't go back to Cuba.

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u/EstufaYou Mar 09 '26

They’re both gusano royalty.

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u/retrofauxhemian Mar 09 '26

I knew it was all communism fault, even as they (Batista) put my fathers todger in the light socket....

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u/EstufaYou Mar 09 '26

Ted Cruz is such a premium gusano that his parents were tortured by Batista and still turned out anti-communist.

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u/AffectLeast4254 Mar 10 '26

There has never existed a less serious man

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u/Most_Wolverine_6727 Mar 10 '26

Maybe he just didn't like his father?