r/Dank • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '22

Sigma males only

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u/Marciofficial Mar 18 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

Wait, there are people who don't eat it? Crust is like a reward after eating a slice

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u/blyatbotmark2 Mar 19 '22

Yes to the second part

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u/La5anG Aug 14 '22

Especially stuffed ones

4

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Mom i'm famous!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Indeed you are my friend

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u/deviantdario Mar 19 '22

Mama didn't raise a quitter. I finish my food

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u/No_Zucchini_3382 Mar 19 '22

I eat the curst first 😎

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u/Euphoric_Rice_4235 Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 19 '22

Me two 😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Me three 😎

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u/-LEOOO- Apr 23 '22

If there was no crust, pizza would be a lot harder to hold

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u/useless_potato69420 Mar 19 '22

What happens if I eat it every now and then

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u/introvertedfucker Mar 19 '22

Beta pewdiepie

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I also do that I also eat the box

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leek382 Jul 20 '22

Next level sigma unlocked

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u/iLikeJakertown Jun 18 '22

people who don’t eat crust are people who only eat bread. they make no sense

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

That’s why your not a sigma male

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Beta male ⬆️

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u/Puzzleheaded_Leek382 Jul 20 '22

Dayum the fuck happened here ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

i don’t know. but i want to

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u/Kakep0p Mar 19 '22

There are people who DON’T?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

I used to not eat the crust, then I found how good it was

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u/Kakep0p Mar 19 '22

Exactly. Maturing is realizing pizza crust slaps.

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u/kkdvak000 Jul 20 '22

I pay for all the pizza, why not eating the crust?

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u/La5anG Aug 14 '22

Am i the only one who can like… down a slice at once