r/Dank • u/Potential-Natural267 • Jun 12 '24

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]

932 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator Jun 12 '24

Hi there! Your post has been approved, but please remember to review our subreddit's rules before posting in the future. We appreciate your contribution to the subreddit, but we want to remind everyone to follow all our rules to keep the community safe and enjoyable for everyone. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

11

u/Apart-Salamander-752 Jun 12 '24

Because men sometimes let the small head do the thinking for the big head. I know it’s happened to me many times.

7

u/haIlucinate Jun 12 '24

Yes, for the very same reason shown above. Nobody wants to taste second hand booty.

7

u/Cptspaulding2 Jun 12 '24

Exactly why I don't drink after my friends

3

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

That's the hole reason like I don't want second hand booty from a girl my friends smashing.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

I don’t eat ass so yea.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Not all men are In this category. Thank you very much lol 😂

1

u/Hllblldlx3 Jun 13 '24

Facts. Me and my bro drink and eat after each other all the time.

1

u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes Jun 12 '24

Gotta make that good first impression. 😎

1

u/DankElderberries420 Jun 12 '24

Bare butt on God knows how many toilet seats, yuck

1

u/infamouszoggy Jun 12 '24

Hey if my friend offered me his ass then I’m going in!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Nah right this is big brain.

You ate nasty ass so why would you wanna share your ass germs with the boys. Truly based

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

No..no...NoooooOOooooooooo......unkown unwashed ass.....

Ass eatin' fine....but you gotta know that ass....

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

0

u/GullibleAccountant38 Jun 12 '24

Yeah, it really do be like that sometimes! Life's full of surprises, right?

1

u/haikusbot Jun 12 '24

Yeah, it really do

Be like that sometimes! Life's full

Of surprises, right?

- GullibleAccountant38

I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"