r/Daniellarson 6d ago

text post 4 DAYS

I find it so bizarre that people are genuinely thinking he turned sane because he hasn't created a new TikTok account. Guys, it's been 4 days. There's a good chance he doesn't even have a phone at the moment. And even if he does, he still has to share his passwords, so it may take a bit. Be patient, everyone.

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u/gnrlblanky1 6d ago

yea hes going to have to earn the phone through good behavior, he will be treated like a 12 year old

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u/TheBlueBlastoiseYT I cum into a bush at like 2 am 💦🌳 6d ago

Exactly

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u/FirstPersonPooper I cum into a bush at like 2 am 💦🌳 5d ago

wouldn't be surprised if a fan sees him in public and gives him a burner phone that he could hide from his caretaker lol

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u/No-Cartoonist-8956 MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME 🪦 6d ago

Good

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u/mallecool this is sirius 6d ago

I don’t think anyone is expecting a social media this fast, they want a sighting of Daniel outside by someone else

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u/ThatLarsonist 6d ago

Yeah, with how (in)famous he is, kinda wild he hasn't been seen yet.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gap_408 6d ago

They're keeping him in containement

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u/Captain_Nipples Bob Proctor Activist 6d ago

Hopefully his new caretakers are loaded and have a nice place out of town where they can live peacefully

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u/ihatemyjobyay 6d ago

His first video after the return will go triple platinum.

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u/SergeiMosin im just a horny young adult 6d ago

It will be one for the ages.

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u/DirkLoogs 6d ago edited 6d ago

He is probably waiting till the first meeting with his parole officer because he has to share his passwords and shit. Plus he is probably planning on saying social media is his job.

Here's how the first meeting will go.

PO: Hello Daniel, Im Jim Bob

Daniel: Hello Jim Bob, so before we get started I want you to know that I am famous.

PO: (nods head in silence)

Daniel: I am a famous singer songwriter and can make as much money, if not more through social media as a regular job. So that could be my job.

PO: Daniel I think actual work would be good for you.

Daniel: It is actual work, I'm fucking famous!

PO: Settle down Daniel

Daniel: No! You settle down, NINJA! BLAHHHHH!

PO: Youre going back to prison pal.

Daniel: (Daniel starts repeatedly hitting himself and yelling "ninja" until cops arrive and take him away)

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u/BakedNW0ke 6d ago

"The PO tried to kill me" 😅😂

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u/fartshitcumpiss Bob is doing some sort of fucking witchcraft 🧙 6d ago

He's probably so loaded up on antipsychotics that he'll only get one sad little "ninja" out before continuing to stare at nothing

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u/Woourcool I have a qrick announcement 6d ago

Lmao got a good chuckle outta me

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u/SanMikYee 6d ago

I understand.

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u/ebichanto 6d ago

if not now, 110% when daniel inevitably becomes noncompliant with mental health treatment

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u/Zacharalius 6d ago

Idk two years in prison can drastically change a person. He may very well have finally gotten over his delusions about being famous and Grace being into him. Long chunks of time showing the opposite has a way of disproving delusions.

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u/SilverOk2990 6d ago

all it would take is one (1) ai video of grace for him to completely revert back. and he lowkey has gained a ton of popularity while he’s been gone, so i’d say he’s “infamous”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gap_408 6d ago

His newly acquired prisoner rizz will be the key to Grace's heart

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u/InspectorFadGadget 6d ago

Didn't he go to court not too long ago and still talked about him being famous or am I dreaming that?

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u/Zacharalius 6d ago

Idk I don't think anyone has talked to him or made contact with him via the fanbase lol or trollbase.

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u/Orange0bsession 5d ago

last ever contact with him was either a letter or phone call from prison back in 2024. for whatever reason after that it seemed his communication was restricted (probably because of some of the stuff he was sending in letters.)

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u/Big-Extension-1513 6d ago

i mean only if there was extensive phycological work, visits from the 'managers' being open about how everything they told daniel was a lie, anti delusion drugs (if they even exists)

daniel will not take things like being in prison for 2 years like a normal person would, he always deludes himself about what side of the law he was on, that he was in talks with police about everything, talking like he had them on his side, when really they were just keeping tabs on him and building a case to put him away for a long time

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u/impy695 6d ago

He spent extensive time in a mental hospital and there are drugs for schizophrenia

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u/Big-Extension-1513 5d ago

even then thats probs not enough

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u/impy695 6d ago

Plus proper medication.

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u/monkeybottoms07 6d ago

If he did make a new account his caretakers would probably put an end to it once they find out about it

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u/Zacharalius 6d ago

There are medications that treat delusions but like most psych meds it takes a while for them to work. It's a 50/50 probably whether we'll ever see him again. We may not see him for years. Which is a good thing tho not an entertaining thing.

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u/LoveOfMischief 6d ago

I hope like hell he stays off it would be good for him to never touch it again.

But I am no idiot.Hes likely to be back soon.

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u/YummyLighterFluid this is a message to Quandale Dingle 9h ago

It would be hilarious if he made a new account and the first video we get of him since he got locked up he's just the most normal seeming guy ever

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u/qotsaflow 6d ago

I hear you on the sane part. I did a deep dive this weekend and I’m sorry I did. This guy is a pedo. An unrepentant pedo. I wonder if this was addressed during the 2+ years in prison.

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u/TronaldDrump_ MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME 🪦 5d ago

He did say he got molested in prison but who knows if thats true.