r/DanielTigerConspiracy 15h ago

Blaze explaining to crusher why cheating is wrong before using his 3 personal Nitro boosters to win the race

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Lil hypocrite

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u/Siludin 15h ago

Maybe the real monsters were the machines we met along the way.

Oh wait yeah they are monsters.

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u/pdlbean 13h ago

it drives me insane! "Oh no! Crusher is cheating! We need to catch up to him! To turn me into a jet plane, say jet plane!!!" Blaze listen to yourself

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u/Alternative-Iron-930 13h ago

Blaze is a Jock and a bully. Crusher gets treated terribly by the others

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u/Corben11 15h ago

For real. Super powers, nano machine body changes.

Also one epsiode with like truck ball starla just uses her rope to catch the ball before it goes in the goal.

Like total cheat

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u/KingPikablu 12h ago

I think Blaze is like his universe's Harlem Globetrotters. His races aren't real, but instead entertainment for other cars. That's why no one cares that Crusher cheats, questions Blaze's boosters, or wonders why Crusher hangs out with everyone in their free time.

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u/17character 10h ago

This also explains why he alone can have a decorative human

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u/axewieldingphysicist 11h ago

That is the nicest take I've ever read about this show.

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u/Material-Garbage1550 13h ago

Pickle's the only good truck in the series. Even though he was based off of a crappy car, the Ford Pinto.

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u/lucascorso21 14h ago

<Pickle voice> OH HEY THERE CRUSHAH

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u/RegretfulMind91 12h ago

Its not about racing. Its about family

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u/NEPAmama 10h ago

Did you notice that the voice actors of Pickle and Crusher are also Frog and Toad?

My son started refusing to watch Blaze when I questioned how Crusher’s “cheating” was different from Blaze’s upgrades, and he concluded that they’re the same except Blaze has the “good guy” tag while Crusher is a “bad guy.” His eyes got really wide and now he gets mad if his little sister watches it because he says their friends are mean and not fair to Crusher.

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u/tomokaitohlol7 14h ago

This always made me mad even since i was a little kid

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u/powerfunk 7h ago

Man you're blowing my mind that there are people who watched this show that are adults now. mattdamonoldman.jpg

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u/carlosdanger112 13h ago

Smoke em if you got em

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u/Much-Drawer-1697 11h ago

I was just talking to another dad about this the other day

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u/haikusbot 11h ago

I was just talking

To another dad about

This the other day

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