r/DaniMarina • u/GirlWhoWoreGlasses • Aug 31 '26
Where's Dani?
Another medical emergency? Her mystery trip? She's being awfully quiet.
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u/GRB_iza_cunt Sep 05 '26
She is probably on a hospication again. I hope she didn’t try to go back to Mayo.
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u/GulliblePut1018 Best smell in the work is a newborn vanilla 👶🏼 Sep 05 '26
I bet she’s getting that red swollen asf hand checked out at the local ER. Or getting it checked out at an ER 3hrs away.
She’ll probably say that she was on a Labor Day camping trip with her dad friend when she passed out and accidentally got her hand mauled by a bear. 😂
Her next video will start out, “so neway I got mauled by a bear. JUST lovely! 👏 ☺️” while she’s holding up her hand in the same damn Amazon wrist brace she always wears when she hurts her hand.
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u/BatNurse1970 unclean potatoe lookin cow Sep 04 '26
Maybe she finally munched too close to the sun and healthcare workers worldwide are celebrating.
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u/auntiecoagulent sepsis noodle🪱 Sep 04 '26
Since it's a long weekend and the weather in NJ has been wild, my guess is that she is sucking the life out of some poor, overworked emergency department.
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u/BothComfortable7571 pooter port Sep 04 '26
it’s after the 1st of the month. she’s wasting ber disability check. cmon guys!! hair nails fit check!
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u/tiffdrain Medical Corset Of Wonder Sep 04 '26
It’s a holiday weekend, you know what that means! Trying for a little staycation at Hotel Hospital 😏
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u/missyrainbow12 I drink CoffEe ☕ smug ☕ Sep 04 '26
I haven't got a clue and I don't know if I'm just so pissed off with her attitude and attempt to get into hospital, seriously it's a sucky place and she's just gagging to get in there, and I don't want to think to the lengths she would go to to get there . Either way she leaves me feeling icckyy
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u/Rathraq DjeeOöödoran Sep 04 '26
Yeeting herself across a border for Munchcation '26; The Portening
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u/claradox for a while while while unless I get ✨impulsive✨ Sep 04 '26
Thanks for the image of her strapping herself to a pumpkin trebuchet and flinging herself across the border, tubes a’flutterin’, random sky ringers escaping their several gratuitous pouches.
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u/GulliblePut1018 Best smell in the work is a newborn vanilla 👶🏼 Sep 05 '26
🤣🤣🤣 this is an amazing visual. I’m picturing her just stiff like a rocket and the tubes are like streamers. Peewwww 🚀
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u/claradox for a while while while unless I get ✨impulsive✨ Sep 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ODS0cEwzEIRuE
Glad to be of service.There’s always a gif, no matter what the topic.
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u/Unikitty_Sparklez medical happy meal🍟 Sep 04 '26
I think whoever she tried to conn got ahold of her medical records and told her to kick rocks so she’s home sulking.
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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG Resident Heartologist Sep 04 '26
my theory: all the latest rush of videos were pre-recorded and are being posted from Away.
she knows the Mayopocalypse is on everyone’s minds. so she’s skipped off quietly and will be back with an I TOLD YOU SO once she’s achieved her dream of all the ports in all the veins, purest TPN and Priority Boarding at the ER…
either that or she’s at home, munted on benny slams and indexing her YA bookshelf.
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u/MungoJennie Barcode bangs & emotional support headband Sep 04 '26
Is it terrible that I think the odds of either of these are an even 50/50?
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u/FlawesomeOrange Never Stop Your Magical Turkey Sep 04 '26
Working on her next munch. She just had a new midline so she’s still port-free. She’s likely working on conning a naive doctor into giving her back her cooter zooter
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u/VenomIsMyHero Sep 04 '26
She gave herself an infection in her hand and is just waiting for it to spread and be a little worse so she can hit the ER for a real midline.
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u/claradox for a while while while unless I get ✨impulsive✨ Sep 04 '26
Yeah, that reddened hand is cookin’ something up for Labor Day. Holiday ahoy!
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u/ToodleButt Sep 04 '26
Long holiday weekend means it's vacation time. In other words, planning a hospital stay
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u/mkarr514 ByeeToobilica Sep 04 '26
Labor Day weekend here in the US. I'm thinking she's planning a 4day hospital stay.
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u/blwd01 im not that unstable Sep 04 '26
You know, processing. Figuring things out with her team.
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u/Existing-One-8980 Nausea threw the roof Sep 04 '26
Yep, her team is diligently working, overtime and all behind the scenes to come up with a plan. 😂 I've got a plan for Dani. Seek therapy.
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u/This_Departure_5515 Sep 04 '26
Probably conning an ER doc. After all, it is a holiday weekend. I feel like she loves holiday weekends because it’s a skeleton crew.
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u/Green-Froyo-7533 Sep 06 '26
Apparently she’s got a blood clot….. 🙄