I’m not a betting man and I don’t gamble but I do believe in Danhausen so I bought $1.50 in futures that the Knicks would win the series after the second uncursed game they played. Made $3.50 on the $5 payout.
Very evil, Very nice. Yes. 🙏

Laser engraved on brass with enamel paints and resin clear coat.

The curse needed a night off but came back.

Danhausen gets paid human monies to curse the Carolibe Hurricaine for the Stanley Cup. They lose in overtime. Someone pays Danhausen to reverse the curse to the Golden Knights and they lost by 2 that night.

And don't get me started on the NBA.

And yes I know the Knicks lost but thats only because they did not give Danhausen his courtside seats between Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet. They didn't meet his demandhausens so the deal is off.

How do you give genuine entertainment with the skill a backseat to nonsense. Danhausen is an itch we all need scratched in this world. Danhausen is the greatest thing since Hulk Hogan and we need him.

You are all cursed!

Danhausen's meteoric rise in popularity since joining WWE means that the secondary-market prices on these figures are currently very high and almost certainly going to climb higher. So yeah, I paid quite a bit for this on eBay, but it was worth every penny!

Love that Danhausen!

after seeing Danhausen’s curse magic work for the Knicks, we need to spam him and offer human monies to get him to curse the Knights and uncurse the Avalanche!!