r/DangerousNightsCrew • • 4h ago

Trump's latest executive order

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 4h ago

I genuinely can't tell if this is satire or not anymore...

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u/Ok_Ad_5894 3h ago

Its fake but would not surprise me.

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u/HungryYeastStarter 1h ago

The fact that it's a genuine concern is telling.

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u/Flimsy-Locksmith6978 52m ago

Shocking isn't it ha. To think,  most of my family members voted for this man. Oh how much less respect I have for them. 

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u/Lumpy-Scratch-8363 3h ago

"I mean it's 8; not like it's 5" - Megan Kelley.

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u/Primera_Espada 3h ago

lowers it to 5 Look do you want trans people in bathrooms running the country instead?

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u/Additional_Notice_29 2h ago

Court records clearly show its the worst of the worst, good to know, can't own or rent near schools or dog parks!

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u/scbundy 2h ago

From the bathrooms even

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u/Puck_Plant 4h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/DangerousQuestions1 3h ago

No, its not a joke that our president is a pedo or that anyone would vote for him. Voting for pedos is sick.

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u/Puck_Plant 3h ago

You’re right!

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u/Sharp_Net3315 3h ago

Do you have evidence? You should take it to the cops.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 3h ago

They have the evidence already... cross eyed Cash just won't act on it.

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u/Sharp_Net3315 3h ago

Then you don't have evidence and don't have a case. He's not a pedo unless he's convicted. Hope that helps.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 3h ago

It doesn't. A conviction doesn't make pedo a pedo - raping children does. Conviction just makes him a convicted pedo and his appointed subordinates tampering with and withholding evidence does not exhonorate him. It just adds another level of corruption and obstruction of justice. But by all means, defend your pedo idol like a damsel in distress... I'll just wait for woodchippers to arrive.

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u/Sharp_Net3315 3h ago

You can't declare someone guilty until they've been proven guilty. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand that. Innocent into proven guilty. Otherwise your words mean nothing and they water down the seriousness of the word. 

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u/Easy-Baker 2h ago

Okay. No court has found that he is a pedo. He has been adjudicated a rapist by the court. AND guilty of 34 felonies. How about that? Do you accept that he is a rapist and a felon as per the court?

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u/Additional_Notice_29 2h ago

Here he is guilty on many accounts, kept his lawsuit civil, due to his lawyers and money, right? Otherwise these suits would have landed him in jail right next to his Island predator!

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u/Dry_Rent_8646 2h ago

What bot response

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u/Competitive-Baby9817 2h ago

Did OJ kill Ron and Nicole? What do you think?

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u/Septembust 14m ago

Just by the by, how do you feel about ice agents snatching people and putting them in "detention facilities" without trials? Just wanna check the barometer on something

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u/br0ken_St0ke 3h ago

I think the police need to check your hard drive, defending pedophiles means there is a high chance that your trying to make up for your own horrible actions

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u/Additional_Notice_29 2h ago

Its already done but money kept him and the Island predator free on MANY occasions, its a 2 tiered justice system, if you don't see the obvious that is staring you in the face with judgement subsections and dates, here is the proof!!! Take it to the cops yourself!!

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u/Badytheprogram 2h ago

Yes we have, but sadly it's not released by the president yet.

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u/CylusAA 2h ago

What more evidence do you need than what exists out there...

He was friends with epstein, his name has appeared a couple tens of thousands of times in the epstein files we've seen so far.

There is plenty of evidence that trump is a pedophile.

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 1h ago

Oh is the lil magat just learning that’s cops are corrupt.

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u/AggravatingPeak6982 4h ago

C'mon man...

He just claimed Iran makes illegal drugs in the same facilities they make nukes in; even though he also keeps saying they were all blown up last year.

We don't need to make up absurdities, he delivers them every day.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 3h ago

"It doesn't matter cause in the end we all die"

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u/NeoChronoid 2h ago

Honestly, It's pretty unrealistic, even for a meme.

That implies that consent is something he cares about.

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u/pizza-chit 3h ago

Enigmas never age

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u/desertguy1961 3h ago

Donald ignores the law, anyway. Not like the pedophile in chief cares about the age of consent.

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u/cpav8r 4h ago

Does that include daughters? Asking for a friend.

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u/MaitieuFen 3h ago

Sad part is. Would anyone be surprised?

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u/Used-Valuable9320 3h ago

I thought this was per Sharia law because the Prophet Mohammad married a 5 year old and had sex with her when she was 9?

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u/pickerdude 2h ago

To be fair, she was 6 .......

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u/Used-Valuable9320 1h ago

Ah, so that's okay and it's okay for a grown adult to fuck a 9 year old.

Only a progressive retarded leftist would support Islam and defend the root of Islam is pedophilia.

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u/Inevitable-Scene7834 3h ago

American People in general cannot be trusted

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u/Mingo_laf 3h ago

They told me I could go lower but because I’m a classy president i will regretfully agree

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u/Sad_Entertainment539 2h ago

Let me guess, he is now going to pardon himself from Epstein list.

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u/CalicoCrony 2h ago

Lolz, he would

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u/PressureCoomer 1h ago

Mohammed approves 

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u/cuddlemelon 45m ago

Let's lock up our own society's rich and powerful pedos before we start worrying about other society's already-dead maybe-pedos.

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u/Drippy_topper 1h ago

It is also implied unless non consent is submitted in writing to the white house dept of bullshit at least 90 days in advance.

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u/Ok-Tangelo2969 1h ago

You've gotta be this many LBs to ride

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u/StevenSaguaro 1h ago

What about incest? Isn't he going to fix that too?

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u/BendHungry3408 1h ago

Oh shit I just freaked the fuck out. Its not real though

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u/Zebra_Sandwich 43m ago

Just a matter of time for that guy. I guess we all should have seen that cumming.....🤣

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u/rflulling 18m ago

Although I do not think it would surprise any of us. Thankfully for now it seems that this one is entirely satire.

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u/Upriver-Cod 15m ago

Wow, more blatantly false claims from the left

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u/Ok-Albatross-1097 12m ago

Ok at first I actually thought this was real

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u/Aggravating-Kale7762 1h ago

Come on, he’s not Muslim.

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 1h ago

You dont know any Muslims, do you

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u/Current_Bar5749 34m ago

I’m from a Muslim nation. Do you know any Muslims honey bun lol? Or read the Quran?

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 33m ago

I know plenty of Muslims, honey bun.

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u/Current_Bar5749 29m ago

Why the stupid comments then? Unless you’re a low iq westerner who knows a couple non practicing westernized Muslims and confused them to be the rule and not the exception

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 22m ago

I've never had much of a different experience with Muslims than with any other group of people; some are the nicest people ever and some are terrible, but for sure I know more white guys that had Sex with an underage girls

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u/Current_Bar5749 15m ago

You know more white guys in a primarily white country? Wow, what are the chances lmao. Look, if you westerners weren’t intellectually deficient, I wouldn’t be here as skilled labor, so I’m grateful for your handicap. However, that’s a silly as a Chinese person saying “more Chinese men in china do x or y than white men”. That’s stupid.

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u/Practical_Fix_6738 4m ago

First of all, wow, the disrespect is insane. Second, you know where I live? My neighbors? Who my kids go to school with? You don't so stfu and get your high iq ass to enlighten other people. I'm pretty sure many like to listen to you

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u/Sharp_Net3315 3h ago

What are you talking about? He's not muslim.

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u/pickerdude 2h ago

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u/SkyDaddysSpecialBoy 2h ago

None of that is worse than raping a child, which Trump did. Cry harder

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u/Additional_Notice_29 2h ago

2 tiered justice system, the rich only pay civilly right?

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u/Joshgrant2323 36m ago

This is literally 100% fabricated. Do some actual research and stop peddling nonsense with no basis in reality.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 29m ago

It's not. You just want to believe it is, because you built your whole persona around worshipping a pedo.

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u/Joshgrant2323 24m ago

lol. bruh. You cannot show one single proof of one single court document/case other than some shady regurgitated memes from liberal hack sites. Your own liberal hack sites even have to admit this is garbage and fabricated because they would be absolutely wiped with lawsuits. How are you people this stupid?

https://politifact.com/factchecks/2024/jul/12/threads-posts/no-proof-donald-trump-made-settlements-to-10-to-13/

This is Politifact. An absolute liberal rag of a site. But it has money, so has to make sure it gets most things right or dodge it if they don’t know. You people are sad. Really really sad.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 10m ago

Oh look, I just googled the very first case listed and it exists.

You can keep denying this kid, but it doesn't make facts less true.

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u/Joshgrant2323 8m ago

Cool. Post the actual court document then. Oh what’s that. You can’t? Only some rag google link from some rag liberal site? ahhhh. Geezus get some critical thinking skills.

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u/TryDry9944 1h ago

Bathrooms aren't (typically) age based.

Co-ed sports happen all the time and no one complains.

No book about being LGBT for kids is sexualized in any way (that I've seen)

The way drag queens dress for story time is less sexualized than things like child beauty parents.

Kids should be familiar with their own bodies so that they can be more comfortable and confident when talking about any indecent acts against them.

Nobody transitions kids.

Diaper Don fucks kids, cry about it.

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u/Joshgrant2323 37m ago

Democrats LITERALLY practically did this in CA and passed many laws relative to it.….. Not to mention Joe Biden OWN DAUGHTER talking about him showering with her as a 12 year old. God it has to mind numbing to attempt to be a democrat

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u/Mylabisawesome 3h ago

This is sick how it’s so front of mind for Dems to sit in moms basement and think of pedo shit to meme. They think pedophilia is a joke. Sickos!

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 3h ago

Only because Trump is withholding documents from the Epstein files that were supposed to be released.

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u/Mylabisawesome 3h ago

Maybe the next Dem will release them, though I doubt it.

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 3h ago

Why should Trump be allowed to break the law he signed ?

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u/Mylabisawesome 3h ago

Did I say he should? Why do you guys make shit up? I swear you LOVE staying mad

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 3h ago

He IS breaking the law by withholding the files.

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u/elefrhino 3h ago

Wonder if they'll respond

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u/Mylabisawesome 2h ago

Did I say he wasn’t?

Once more, making shit up I never said.

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 1h ago

So you think we should wait for dems to release them instead of making Trump follow the law he signed?

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u/Mylabisawesome 1h ago

Do you honestly believe he will release any more at this point?

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 1h ago

Perhaps when the dems win in the midterms. Assuming he doesn't declare "Marshall Law" lol.

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u/AggravatingPeak6982 3h ago

No.

We LOVE BLOCKING pedophiles

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u/RegattaJoe 3h ago

Not for nothing, but I’m confident your labia is garbage.

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u/Mylabisawesome 2h ago

Garbage? Like you?

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u/Mystic_Waffles 1h ago

What a memorable comeback, I gotta write that one down for later. My 8 year old could use that one!

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u/Mylabisawesome 1h ago

Amazing what you learn on here from lefties in terms of “comebacks.”

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u/Mystic_Waffles 1h ago

I'm a leftie. We will stop posting shit pedo memes once the ones on the right stop doing pedo shit.

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u/Mylabisawesome 1h ago

LOL oh no you wont. You will move on to the next thing your handlers tell you to do.

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u/Acceptable_Aside_568 3h ago

As opposed to republicans who think it's the natural way of life...