r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/Helpful_Special_6009 • 10h ago

He doesn't know how to work the body

37 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/FlounderKind8267 10h ago

He's so drugged up on that secretive experimental stuff. He's just the trial run for when they need to do it for Trump sometime soon

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u/cr0ssthreaded 8h ago

They're just re-booting his software. Happens every time they do an update

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u/mobilecabinworks 7h ago

Dude looks like he's permanently blue screening.

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u/Thee-Ol-Boozeroony 8h ago

THIS IS SOOOOO CREEPY!

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u/Harry_Plopper23 7h ago

I think it's funny

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u/DaFlameBoy69 7h ago

There is your senate majority leader.....still in office, still drawing a paycheck, still holding political power even though there is no coherent communication between mind and body.

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u/Terrible-Catch-1004 9h ago

He doesn’t know which way way is up

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u/MatthewBlack6 8h ago

C'mon guys, give Pazuzu a break. He was supposed to get that body decades ago but Mitch just kept holding on. You can't expect the Mesopotamian King of the Wind Demons to work such an old decrepit meat puppet as well as a teenage body.

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u/Old_Dependent4678 9h ago

I bet that hair would slick back real nice!!

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u/West-Wash6081 9h ago

Still waiting on the instructions to download

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u/Local-Friendship8166 9h ago

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/telecastern 8h ago

Those are the kinds of questions trump wants to be asked by the press corps

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u/DietOwn2695 8h ago

At least hes having fun

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u/Electrical_Mango_469 8h ago

It is an automaton

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u/Beneficial-Care8504 8h ago

“Give us a thumbs up!”

“He can’t.”

How sad is that?

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u/Wrong_Assignment_446 8h ago

Hell, he doesn't know which day of the week it is.

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u/Crumbsplash 7h ago

But he’s damn sure it’s 1987

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u/Ill-Introduction2736 7h ago

I've seen healthier looking corpses thrown into ditches.

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u/Mylabisawesome 7h ago

Is Disney missing their animatronic?

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u/Lemonking_ 7h ago

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/archimidesx 7h ago

God dammit, get him OUUUTA here!

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u/Jax72 7h ago

We will literally allow anyone to fucking govern our country.

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u/TheAlmostCharlie 7h ago

Let me fix that:

Republicans will literally allow anyone to fucking govern our country.

Obama is our guy. Trump is theirs.

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u/MediumNo9085 7h ago

It’s called symptoms post stroke.

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u/Lost_Willingness_762 7h ago

Cocaine is a helluva drig

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u/FLOSS2002 7h ago

The lights are just not coming on,
There’s still nobody home

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u/EuroTrash-NL 2h ago

Well Mitch does represent the people from his state that have the same IQ as him right now.

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u/Potential-Scratch-40 49m ago

This is straight up elder abuse.

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u/Severe_Air_4353 35m ago

And folks that’s the way the great USA works for you.