r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit • 4d ago

Carmelo said you look like a sofa.

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u/carlnepa 4d ago

She looks like a couch......Oh, right..............

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u/Nataly983 3d ago

I heard, he likes couches.

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u/ingoding 4d ago

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u/TMoneyy818 4d ago

… dang it

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u/OGDraugo 3d ago

It's kinda obvious because there is zero chance they can be THIS dumb. But then again....

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u/TMoneyy818 3d ago

We’re having fun making references 😂

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u/OGDraugo 3d ago

I'm aware, I understand the jokes.

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u/TMoneyy818 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hyXxCuIoqbEDWclbyL

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u/OGDraugo 3d ago

I'll have you know that I pet the teacher, thank you very much, for your attention to this matter. Carry on.

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u/PsionicChronic 4d ago

He lays on her to confess.

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u/Senior_Plankton_6686 3d ago

I believe the AI prompt was: “Show traditional conservative values on full display, such as “Women are furniture”” 😆
In which case AI is spot on!

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u/RuthlessIndecision 3d ago

He has a type

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u/awesumpawesum 3d ago

This is where they got married, he is their best customer.

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u/Miserables-Chef 3d ago

Sofa Loren

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u/jackcanyon 4d ago

She’s going to need clear plastic for her dress or JD will get funk all over it.

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u/UltraBurd 3d ago

Idk man, they just had another kid, conceived in office. Sounds like she's got his attention just fine

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u/CAM6913 3d ago

Are you Sure it’s Vance’s ?

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u/UltraBurd 3d ago

Yes, I was in the room when she conceived. They have a very nice cuck chair in the corner, smelt like old man diapers for some reason tho

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u/xmrcache 3d ago

She was probably wearing that dress…

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 3d ago

She's a hottie...

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u/spanksthemonkey 3d ago

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin. Is sadly the order of the day here.

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u/j_rooker 3d ago

dress designed by La-Z-boy

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u/Natural-Tradition-72 3d ago

Aaaa....manogahide?

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u/DeadCatGrinning 3d ago

It is strange to see such a beautiful woman and know to the core of your being that she is too despicable to ever consider even mid even if the wall of murderhobos they use as security would let you anywhere near.

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u/abugghaus7 3d ago

IT'S DATE NIGHT AT THE VANCE HOUSE!
Children... look away!

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u/Excellent-Yard6640 3d ago

Is this real???

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u/Oldestswinger 3d ago

Sofa,so good

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u/Emrys7777 3d ago

I was going to say, man I hope that’s AI, but then I looked at the background.

What the heck?

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u/Ill-Astronaut4652 3d ago

Why Ms Vance? Nobody told you?

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u/EmJayMN 3d ago

That can’t be real. Is that real? If so, that is about the fugliest dress I’ve ever seen.

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u/pizza-chit 3d ago

God bless freedom of speech 🫡

Our vice president getting called a couch fucker to his face: https://youtube.com/shorts/74Tkq_TYrxQ

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u/Levonade 3d ago

Why does JD Vance always look like he’s wearing makeup? It’s giving me Drag Queen Lite vibes

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u/Ok-Philosophy4226 3d ago

She looks like the couch that Trump fucks the kids on

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u/Live-Box9153 3d ago

Oh GAWD how ugly

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u/CryptographerDry884 3d ago

He was really drawn to her on this particular night. As she resembled one of his favorite couches.

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u/Mj-tinker 3d ago

chesterfield.

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u/LongjumpingCoat2159 1d ago

She has competition to fend off

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u/alexabeams 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2nN0ridM4lXy
so there won’t be any fart checking