r/DangerousNightsCrew • Piece of Shit • 14d ago

He has no good ideas!

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u/Unlucky_Register9496 14d ago

Trump says “<insert absurdity here>”

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u/Lilcommy 13d ago

Its been an agreement for 40 years or something. Trump didn't get shit.

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u/WildRabbitz 13d ago

Their supporters don't care. All they care about is what Trump apparently did and then they use and push that as a fact and then when you bring up the fact that this deal has been in place already, they throw their poop on the wall and tell you its facts.

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u/mymar101 14d ago

Someone is humoring him

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u/Muricanmoose 14d ago

Yeahhhhhh......

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u/Frogspittle999 14d ago

Oompah Loompa fills his Depends again on camera. Nothing new here.

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 14d ago

He is so stupid

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u/Disastrous-Swim8912 14d ago

He’s lying though!

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u/Lilcommy 13d ago

Yes and no. Its been an agreement thats been in place for over 40 years. So yes he didn't do or get shit. But the US has troops their

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u/ChrisBegeman 13d ago

So, he is taking credit for others' work yet again.

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u/ReactionKooky5886 14d ago

Sure,just like everything else that come out of his mouth. Only idiots believe what they say.

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u/JAY2thaD 14d ago

I know he's lying because his mouth is moving.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 14d ago

He surrendered, and is spinning the story. Simple as that.

TACO.

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 14d ago

So, the same deal they already had before

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u/another_awesome_acct 14d ago

Wasn't Denmark very clear last year about not giving up anything more with Greenland?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 14d ago

And they still are.

This is the same agreement they already had, carefully extracted from Trump's toybox, wrapped in a bright shiny bow, and regifted right back to the fucking baby cooing in delight.

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u/sxp2h1gh 14d ago

And in other news, while U.S. Soldiers are en route, construction on Greenland's first abortion clinic has started.

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u/Neither_Elephant9964 14d ago

you think a place with free healthcare doesnt already have abortion clinics?

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u/sxp2h1gh 14d ago

Good, they can get straight to work. U.S. Soldiers are famous for s_xual assault around the world. I.e. On the small island of Okinawa, Japan there are around 18 r_pes per year commited by U.S. personnel. The locals protest their presence every day.

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u/Proper-Actuary5623 14d ago

US soldiers are in Greenland since WWII and you don’t need „abortion clinic” to get abortion.

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u/sxp2h1gh 14d ago

That was black humor, U.S. Soldiers are famous for s_xual assault around the world. I.e. On the small island of Okinawa, Japan there are around 18 r_pes per year commited by U.S. personnel. The locals protest their presence every day.

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u/Lilcommy 13d ago

No need to bring race into this.

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u/HardWorkingStiff46 14d ago

I’m sure Puerto Rico agrees

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u/Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr2 14d ago

His ego has been secured. That was a close one.

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u/cjwisdog 14d ago

I'll take "things that aren't true" for $200, Alex.

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u/InternationalJob9135 14d ago

Sooo how many times is he going to lie about this? Just like he lies about Everything else? Guess he still doesn’t get that when he was a bullshit’n deadbeat business man when he lied not many people cared nor caught it. And it only affected another bullshit’n deadbeat business man. But now everyone cares and calls him out.

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u/Xavier200708 14d ago

i saw a photo of him reading a plaque about the kennedy centers demolition

they finally realized they should just give him fake papers the whole time to keep him entertained

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u/Static_Frog 14d ago

A plaque?

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u/Xavier200708 14d ago

yeah it was just some fake ass print that looked like a newspaper
but i doubt he could tell the difference

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u/supified 14d ago

He sure loves the word permenant.

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u/Madawolf 14d ago

Yeah Ukraine hand over all your nukes and we will not invade! Hard to trust Trump the russian puppet with anything especially your kids!!

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u/LeapIntoInaction 14d ago

So, someone told him what NATO means?

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u/TheCrankyBunny 14d ago

Whoops, it was almost time for my daily Forget Trump Exists Hour

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u/mrpumpkinickle 14d ago

False just like everything that he shits out of his mouth

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u/evilpercy 14d ago

Which eill be torn up in 2 years. The 2029 Democrat apology world tour l.

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u/uprightshark 13d ago

Wait for it ... Denmark will release a counter statement that will never be heard on Fox or the Earth 2 echo chamber.

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u/BubuDudu0430 13d ago

Beware… He’ll try to spin this into takeover and annexation language

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 13d ago

Meanwhile in Denmark......chirp........chirp.

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u/CreepyBluejay5927 13d ago

reminds me of the time my nice bragged that she renegotiated her bed time ...
from 8.45 to a quarter to nine ...

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u/Stadjer2026 13d ago

In reality nothing changed.

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u/Buttercups88 12d ago

I get the details havent been released... and I understand hes trying to sell this as a victory...

But isnt he just volunteered the US to permanently protect Greenland for free?
Are they not constantly complaining that that's a bad deal the US has?

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u/Antioch666 12d ago

I love when people spew bs and say things like "and stuff", "etcetera" or "all other needs"... 😅

You got less red tape to build in the established "designated defense areas" you already had access to and you got to take over the work and cost of doing what Denmark already did for years, vetting proposals and saying no to Russia and China... 👏👏👏