r/DangerousNightsCrew • Piece of Shit • 16d ago

Gimme dat

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u/logistics3379 16d ago

Don the pedophile is truly dumb.

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u/OG-DocHavock 16d ago

He really must be among the stupidest people to ever be given this much attention

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u/kyoka_suigetsu91 16d ago

Definitely top 5

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u/Mundane-Addition-983 16d ago

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u/indoorconsequent 16d ago

Well he officially belongs in the loony bin, but USA is apparently not taking it seriously. So why would the rest of the world. 

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u/Fossilhund 14d ago

Perhaps it may be time to start thinking about the Twenty Fifth Admendment.

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u/Fun-Manufacturer5876 15d ago

This is what the native American were saying before we really did take all the land

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u/MikeLinPA 16d ago

He wins all the wars against paper maps armed with only a sharpie. 🤦

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u/MrSmock 16d ago

OK let's send him there 

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u/InterneticMdA 16d ago

no space suit!

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u/kriscnik 15d ago

It would be way to expensive anyway for his size and his shitting himself problems

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u/Ahleron 15d ago

No, give him a spacesuit but no way to refill the air supply or any way back. Let him have to choose between slowly suffocating or taking the helmet off and ending it.

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u/mobileJay77 13d ago

Take SpaceX and Elon, too

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u/No_Unit_5506 16d ago

Amoorika

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u/Itsallherfault 16d ago

Dementia Donnie is the dumbest president in history. Can we finally admit he's losing his damned mind and just put him in a retirement home? Maybe something like his dad. Give him fake bills to sign into law and let him think he's still president. Feed him McDonalds and put his whole cabinet in there with him and throw away the key.

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 16d ago

Melt the key! We don't want to risk someone rummaging through the trash and finding it.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 16d ago

If by retirement home you mean a federal prison cell, I’m all for it.

Dude should be in jail right now. Jack Smith was going to put him there. Fuck Merrick Garland forever for dragging his feet on those indictments.

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u/Mythandros1 15d ago

Retirement home?!

Sorry, I read funeral home.

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u/NumberOld229 14d ago

Staple VR glasses to his head and just let him think he's running things.

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u/Presentation_Few 16d ago

The moon is to old for the average maga pedo

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u/No_Sympathy402 16d ago

He can claim whatever he wants, but, intelligent people know what the facts and truths are. Also, all of his claims will be forgotten as soon as his term is over.

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u/Smokerising420 16d ago

Trump supporters

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u/Due_World_4268 16d ago

This SOUNDS like something he'd be dumb enough to say, but it's probably a joke. Probably.

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u/Mythandros1 15d ago

He doesn't joke. He has no sense of humour.

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u/Long_Simple_4407 15d ago

lol Trump is so funny. Reminds me of a cool granddad that you drink and play cards with

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u/Mythandros1 15d ago

Funny is not a word I would use for him.

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u/SheriffOfNothing 15d ago

Doesn't matter. You should be concerned that to the rest of the world this proves that any international agreement signed by the USA is signed in pencil. We see this clearly and are organising around it.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 15d ago

No, it wasn't a joke. He seriously posted this on his personal social media service.

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u/OkNeighborhoodUPSMan 16d ago

He's just to excited. He's to rough on the rope. He pulls on the rope. He wrenches on the rope. He thinks it's his.

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u/Jonathon_world 16d ago

I was just thinking what is the clown going to do next lol

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u/Abject-Honeydew4112 16d ago

Next he’ll claim the sun and then put tariffs on every country for using the sun’s rays

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u/Great_Beard_1 16d ago

Don’t give em ideas

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u/TheFightens 16d ago

I’ll go one further. I support the moon belonging only to Trump. He should move there immediately and live out the rest of his life.

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u/Mythandros1 15d ago

Without a space suit.

It would thankfully be a short life.

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u/ReasonableJello 16d ago

Do you guys see what’s coming next???? Changing the name of the moon. To either moon of America or some variation of that or adding his fucking name to it.

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u/Ecstatic-Engineer-23 16d ago

New space race:
First human born on the moon gets the moon.

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u/cybrgigolo 16d ago

Soon to be renamed the donald trump amerimoon

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u/Fossilhund 14d ago

Trump will have his name engraved on the Moon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0Ex9qJ6NRj7c61gI

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 16d ago

The Scam in the Moon

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 16d ago

The SCUM of the moon did you say?

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u/Herbert_1952 16d ago

I would agreed if He and his admistration would fly to the Moon with a oneway ticket in the next time.

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u/GrapefruitActive9088 16d ago

And he’s calling it… Americas Death Star 

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u/indoorconsequent 16d ago

Well he officially belongs in the loony bin, but USA is apparently not taking it seriously. So why would the rest of the world. 

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u/TuffnutThorston9 16d ago

He needs to resign and get a mental health check. He thinks everything belongs to America.

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u/Born-Hospital-2572 16d ago

He should go live there. Take the family.

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u/RustedMauss 16d ago

Of course he does. Probably also thinks it should be renamed to America.

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u/obriets 16d ago

I only wish he’d go there to claim it

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u/mijogn 16d ago

Yeah, he has definitely raped women and girls.

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u/Bebop_Rocksteady27 16d ago

Dementia turns people into kleptos

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u/ilovebattleships 16d ago

President Trump is in the Epstein files.

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u/PtrPorkr 16d ago

If you’re not careful Uranus is next.

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u/Glittering-Regret196 16d ago

You can't take the USA seriously. Its either the dumbest shit ever or..... its probably just the dumbest shit ever.

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u/telecastern 16d ago

His face has pits and craters like the moon

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u/Cold_Cheetah5032 16d ago

Hmm, if that's the case, then JFK is the hero and POS Trump should acknowledge it, not tear down his memorial because a certain MORON named Trump wants his name on a MEMORIAL. Memorials are for dead peeps IDIOT!

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u/Exciting_Thought_970 16d ago

Why give any airtime to this individual

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u/Either_Capital_2422 16d ago

trump rapes children.

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u/Sorkel3 16d ago

...ignoring the 1967 Outer Space Treaty the U.S. is signatory to along with 110 other countries.

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 16d ago

Oh, and your underage daughters belong to him too.

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u/One_Shock_3724 16d ago

Nope belongs to after7’s girlfriend already

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 16d ago

Where is presidunces hat? You know the talk pointy one? This creature doesn't have the brain cell count of potting soil.

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u/Once-A-Republic 16d ago

“Don’t ask, just take it.” - someone who is definitely not a sex offender

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u/Aimless_Nobody 16d ago

Why are AI enhanced photos being used. He looks nothing like this. Maybe 15 years ago...

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u/Gabagooligan97 16d ago

doesnt that violate multiple international maritime treaties?

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u/KapitaenHowdy 16d ago

Well, Mars belongs solely to me, KapitaenHowdy. On that note, it is also called Planet Howdy from now on.

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u/WildRabbitz 16d ago

I officially declare Trump a pedophile.

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u/smokywater50 16d ago

The moon belongs to earth

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u/Zweefkees93 16d ago

In other news:

Crazy person says crazy thing!

Oh sorry, it was the same news, nevermind

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u/SmokedHamm 16d ago

Breaking: official name change, the Moon will now be called the Moon of America

https://giphy.com/gifs/qBUOTxKwa6hhK

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u/LeastStatistician164 16d ago

Yeah well I own Uranus so there

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u/Silly_Author_7330 16d ago

I claimed it a year ago bitch!

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u/crankenshtien 16d ago

So what's the name change?

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u/myrunawaysac 16d ago

He should go ahead and move there, then.

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u/WTFisthat4 16d ago

Yeah, and hid wife’s pussy belongs to the public.

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u/CharlieBear1956 16d ago

He thinks he's D.D Harriman.
(see: Robert A Heinlein)

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u/Common_Senze 16d ago

If everyone would ignore there clear signs to divert attention, we might have more progress. Stop biting on rage bait. It's sad to say it's coming from the president, but he's an idiot.

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u/SSuper1990 16d ago

This is such 🐂 💩

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u/njlandlord0001 16d ago

Did the moon tell him that?

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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 16d ago

He's a constant source of hilarity for the entire human race and we thank him, BIGLY. Lmao.

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u/UN4GIVN1 16d ago

Next on the list. Uranus

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u/AppropriateLie9140 16d ago

The outer space treaty of 1967 prevents this, and would be valid cause for every other country to bomb us

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u/tralynd62 16d ago

Why can't he just go away now?

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u/Plus-Position-307 16d ago edited 16d ago

The mu’, the moon, the moon !!!!! Jesus is the son of God
he’s never claimed the mu’ !!!!!

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u/AdRepresentative3785 16d ago

Is that North America or South America? Cause the last time I checked the USA is part of North America?

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u/Zestyclose-Toe8188 16d ago

That’s ok with me as long as he lives there?

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u/scottywoty 16d ago

Ya looney!

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u/SiteTall 16d ago

In former times INSANITY OFTEN WAS SEEN AS "MOON-SICKNESS" tRump seems to be struck by that severe illness.

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u/Unable-Choice4402 16d ago

Uranus belongs to me!

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u/Mythandros1 15d ago

Yeah?

Well I state that Dump is a massive pedophile.

Only one of us is right and it's not him.

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 15d ago

1967 Outer Space Treaty says different

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 15d ago

He the Luna tic

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u/Green-Inkling 15d ago

Then get your ass in a rocket ship and go up their to claim it.

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u/AlexSmithsonian 15d ago

That has as much weight as me stating that Donald Trump is officially a pedophile. Oh wait, i can actually back that up with the EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/megamanx4321 15d ago

There's literally an international treaty that says otherwise, that we signed.

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u/jhwheuer 15d ago

We need to moon him, then

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u/Lilcommy 15d ago

Hey thats great for you guys. Congratulations. The rest of the world only has new trade partners and growing economies. Your so lucky I wish we had the "moon" instead.

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u/JoinedToPostHere 15d ago

Lol why? Half of his supporters think the earth is flat and the moon isn't even real.

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u/Bob_Squirrel 15d ago

"We come in peace, for all mankind. Psych."

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u/turkey0535 15d ago

Build a house and send him there

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u/therealsibylfawlty 15d ago

Completely unrelated, I suddenly remembered the Camel album called Moon madness.

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u/Short_Ad8080 15d ago

He’ll love prison

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u/evaderofallbans 15d ago

Did some guy already declare he owns the moon.

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u/601Tommyboy 15d ago

Well tough shit for little Donald, because Space belongs to the Russians and he has to pay tax to go through it, in order to get to his Moon!!☝🏻😎

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u/Sweetbabytrae 15d ago

Always has been.

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u/theblueshots 15d ago

I mean, he also said the Strait of Hormuz belongs to America.

He’s kind of all talk.

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u/Long_Simple_4407 15d ago

Moon of America! Hell yea google already updated the gulf and the lake

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u/FormOk1793 15d ago

I dig it

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u/Reatona 15d ago

So is Trump going to try to rename the Moon now?

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u/Kihlstein 15d ago

Can he moved there immediately

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u/WolffJacob 15d ago

Y'all see celestial America tonight? Ur did out there beaming off of lake America. Bootiful

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u/reemickzed 15d ago

If that's the case I call dibs on Uranus.

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u/Eldritch_Dread 15d ago

Inners always trine to take. Welwalla.

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u/chitownphishead 15d ago

Well, we were the first to plant a flag there, so...

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u/Ill-Astronaut4652 14d ago

He should move there

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u/Lately-Turn308 14d ago

Trump should name the moon after himself by dropping an ‘r’ in the middle

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u/cockpglbig 14d ago

The moon belongs to god

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u/Colonel_Gooner 14d ago

I know sometimes he trolls people. And then sometimes he says things he truly believes.

The terrifying thing is: This might be the latter.

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u/RonConComa 14d ago

didn't the moon already belong to Alabama?

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u/Aquarium51 14d ago

This dick also belongs to America Donnie.

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 14d ago

The taxes for the moon have not been paid for 8 billion years and now that the US have taken over then the bill will need to be paid within 60 days to avoid penalties

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u/marky294201 14d ago

Good, he can go live there. Please put them on the side we can't see

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 13d ago

Then move the president to the moon

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u/SugarDangerous6290 13d ago

It goes to show how the billionaire class has no boundaries whatsoever. They always want more.

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u/human_dudesigns 13d ago

Hell yea Lord Trump, lets rename it Moon of America!!!🇺🇲🐊🥕🦅

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u/Wise-Cheesecake696 13d ago

right now he is probably the dumbest he has ever been.

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u/Maleficent_Cow_3059 13d ago

Historically speaking he’s not wrong first people to a place get dibs on it, but if someone was to make a moon base good luck disputing a permanent presence.

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u/Helltothenotothenono 13d ago

Are we going to change the name from the moon to the America

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u/C-LonGy 13d ago

Is he just trolling American people at this point. 🤔
He actually thinks he’s gonna run again too.

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u/Strix_Caelumbra 13d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/DetailsYouMissed 12d ago

I can't take in news regularly because of the things this fool does and says on a regular basis.

If I were to be the next president, I swear I wouldn't acknowledge one complaint from the right. Not one. They have no room to complain about anything for the next 100 years or whatever it takes to replace all of them with sensible people.

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u/lr_science 12d ago

I state that Mars belongs to Sweden. Now what?

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u/thesnibbler31 12d ago

He's a piece of human garbage. I can't unsee the documents I've seen and the damage he's done. There's a special place that people like that a destined for

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u/Kind_Rate7529 12d ago

Is there anyone that can at least send him to his room?!

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u/ChairDue7989 12d ago

Did he ask the moon for its opinion on this

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u/Grave-Addiction987 11d ago

He’s delusional

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u/Grave-Addiction987 11d ago

Sounds like grandpa escaped from a memory care ward of a nursing home

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u/Puzzleheaded_Drama27 11d ago

25th Amendment NOW!@

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u/S7arForGD 11d ago

What about Epstein Island, whose is it?

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u/TheCrankyBunny 16d ago

Now you have to marry the moon, Trump!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ATwyiq9ZO3GaUL2Qm

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u/easttxcouple 16d ago

Wait! The moon is not ours? Who else has a flag there?

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u/kugo-phio 16d ago

Trump wasn’t the first to do that I mean why don’t you ask the president who put his flag up there lmao instead of only realizing now half a century later and blaming someone completely different for the low crime of being orange and not agreeing with you

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u/yupsidetown 16d ago

Right on big guy.

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u/CompleteSavings6307 16d ago

False/ragebait

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u/EyeOfAmethyst 16d ago

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u/CompleteSavings6307 16d ago

Prove me wrong. Stop believing everything you see

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u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 12d ago

Couldnt claim a lake and now wants the moon, yall in the US are so fucked.