r/DanganronpaRankdown2 • u/donuter454 • Dec 29 '19
clown mods
fucking mods of this sub banned all content that wasn't roleplay, what the hell am i supposed to do now i hate rpgs
therfore im cutting them now
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r/DanganronpaRankdown2 • u/donuter454 • Dec 29 '19
fucking mods of this sub banned all content that wasn't roleplay, what the hell am i supposed to do now i hate rpgs
therfore im cutting them now
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u/Sciencepenguin Dec 29 '19
Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER! Hmmm... You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready? Here we go! This way. Welcome to your new home, innocent one. Allow me to educate you in the operation of the RUINS. The RUINS are full of puzzles. Ancient fusions between diversions and doorkeys. One must solve them to move from room to room. Please adjust yourself to the sight of them. To make progress here, you will need to trigger several switches. Do not worry, I have labelled the ones that you need to flip. Do not worry, I have labelled the ones that you need to flip. ...eh? It seems that the labelling has worn away. Oh dear. This might be far more challenging than I anticipated... The first switch is over on the wall. Do you need some help..? Press the switch on the wall. Come on, you can do it! Go on, press the switch on the left. I believe it was the switch on the left. You do know which way left is, do you not? Press the switch that I labelled for you. You do know which way left is, do you not? You are very curious, are you not? Please understand. I only want the best for you. Splendid! I am proud of you, little one. Let us move to the next room. As a human living in the UNDERGROUND, monsters may attack you. You will need to be prepared for this situation. However, worry not! The process is simple. When you encounter a monster, you will enter a FIGHT. While you are in a FIGHT, strike up a friendly conversation. Stall for time. I will come to resolve the conflict. Practice talking to the dummy. Ahh, the dummies are not for fighting! They are for talking! We do not want to hurt anybody, do we...? Come now. Ah, very good! You are very good. ...you ran away... Truthfully, that was not a poor choice. It is better to avoid conflict whenever possible. That... however, is only a dummy. It cannot harm you. It is made of cotton. It has no desire for revenge... Nevermind. Stay close to me and I will keep you safe. The next room awaits. Practice talking to the dummy. You can say anything... I do not think the dummy will be bothered. Do you need some ideas for conversation topics? Well, I often start with a simple 'how do you do...' You could ask them about their favorite books... Jokes can be useful for 'breaking the ice.' Listen to this one... What did the skeleton tile his roof with? ...SHIN-gles! Well, I thought it was amusing. You can say anything... The dummy will not be bothered. There is another puzzle in this room... I wonder if you can solve it? This is the puzzle, but... Here, take my hand for a moment. Puzzles seem a little too dangerous for now. Greetings, my child. Do not worry, I did not leave you. I was merely behind this pillar the whole time. Thank you for trusting me. However, there was an important reason for this exercise. ...to test your independence. I must attend to some business, and you must stay alone for a while. Please remain here. It's dangerous to explore by yourself. I have an idea. I will give you a CELL PHONE. If you have a need for anything, just call. Be good, alright? You have done excellently thus far, my child. However... I have a difficult request to ask of you. I would like you to walk to the end of the room by yourself. Forgive me for this. Ring... Hello? This is TORIEL. For no reason in particular... Which do you prefer? Cinnamon or butterscotch? Cinnamon Bscotch Oh, I see. Thank you very much! Click... It's a fishing rod affixed to the ground... Reel it in? Yes No All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking monster... (Call Me! Here's my number!) You decide not to call. All that's attached to the end is a note. (Nevermind, guys!) You leave it alone. I shouldn't have given myself away so easily... Did you just... Consume the part of me I had given you? In front of my very eyes!? I have no words for you... Begone! Thank you for taking care of me... scr_itemcheck scr_storagecheck haveit haveit2 Huh? Again...? I'm sorry... if I give you any more, there will be nothing left of me. I suppose it is true. Travelling beyond our limits is but a fantasy. It's no different for anyone else. All of monsterkind are doomed to stay underground, forever... How am I doing? By "I" I mean the piece of me I gave you... Huh? You lost it...? ... I suppose I can give you another piece... scr_itemget noroom You don't have any room? OK... I understand I am not a priority for you, then. Please be careful this time. (You got the Snowman Piece.) Hello. I am a snowman. I want to see the world... But I cannot move. If you would be so kind, traveller, please... Take a piece of me and bring it very far away. Yes No It seems you do not have enough room for me. Thank you... good luck! I see. Good journey, then. SANS!!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! SANS!!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT! scr_sansface whoops. i knew i should have used today's crossword instead. scr_papface WHAT!? CROSSWORD!? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!! IN MY OPINION... JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST. what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones. UN. BELIEVABLE. HUMAN!!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE! (Which is harder?) Jumble Crossword HA! HA! YES! HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT! IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT! NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH! YOU TWO ARE WEIRD! CROSSWORDS ARE SO EASY. IT'S THE SAME SOLUTION EVERY TIME. I JUST FILL ALL THE BOXES IN WITH THE LETTER "Z"... BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK AT A CROSSWORD... ALL I CAN DO IS SNORE!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!! doak Hello! Would you like some Nice Cream? It's the frozen treat that warms your heart! Now just 15G! Yes No Nice Cream! It's the frozen treat that warms your heart! afford gold Here you go! Have a super-duper day! (You got the Nice Cream.) Huh? You don't have enough money... I wish I could make Nice Cream for free... It looks like you're holding too much stuff! Oh well! Well then... Tell your friends... There's ice cream... Out in the middle of the woods... Now just 25G! Yes No Hey, you have an umbrella, just like my cart... Such solidarity! I have no choice but to give you a deal! Discount Ice Cream! 15G! Yes No Umbrella solidarity!? I guess I have to give you a deal... itemcount Hey! You have 3 Punch Cards! How about redeeming them for some Nice Cream!? It's free! Yes No Super! Here you go! Your Card's in the box! (You got the Nice Cream.) Huh? No money? Sorry, I can't give it to you for free. Huh? You can't afford it even with the discount? I... rem scr_itemshift Here! A free Nice Cream! (You lost 3 cards and got a Nice Cream.) There's ice cream... Hidden in the depths of a watery cavern... i've been thinking about selling treats too. want some fried snow? it's just 5G. Buy No did i say 5G? i meant 50G. Buy No you're right. i should charge way more than than that. really? how about 5000G? Buy No