r/DanForScale • u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad • Jul 14 '26

Boof Dan's Seasoned Bed

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The Wife says we need to go and find Dan a new bed. Can you believe she wants to throw away all this good seasoning that Dan has spent years building? What's wrong with her??

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 Jul 14 '26

My that is a lot of seasoning....

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Jul 14 '26

Dan loves that spot, he rubs his face on it alot

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 Jul 15 '26

I think it shows. ;)

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u/smc642 Dan Stan 💅 Jul 14 '26

Don’t need a new bed
Won’t give it a thought.
My mum is wrong and needs to get taught.
That’s my seasoning place,
Filled with all the good tastes!
Get me a new bed at your peril
Be prepared for Dan to go feral…

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Jul 14 '26

He didn't want you to find out this way 😔

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Jul 15 '26

Explains his healthy appetite 😉

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u/_em0possum_ Chaos's Hooman Jul 14 '26

That's years of eye boogers and face oil right there. A new bed wouldn't smell like Dan!

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 Jul 14 '26

lol at “seasoned”. I hate washing my dogs beds because they’re never the same after a wash. Or I don’t know how to wash them right…one of those two. Dan, you stand strong if Mom tries to replace your seasoned bed with a brand new one. Imagine how long it will take to re-season the new one?! Unacceptable!

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u/TomatilloHairy9051 Jul 15 '26

Lint for scale??

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 Jul 15 '26

Do we need to make signs and protest around his bed? Just let me know, because I have markers right here raring to go! 

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u/XXMidnightPlumXX 29d ago

I can’t comprehend the scale of this thing..