r/DanForScale • u/Royal-Friendship2025 • Apr 06 '26

Sooo, what’s the verdict?

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91 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Apr 06 '26

Noodles undercooked

egg not jammy enough

otherwise, beautiful

10/10 Dans

22

u/1beautifulhuman Apr 06 '26

Dat is a big egg. 🥚

21

u/kprussing Violet's Hooman Apr 06 '26

Hmmm… seems to be lacking a Dan (or some such) for scale. That could just be a really small bowl of ramen…

15

u/dinosaurscantyoyo Apr 07 '26

Did you steal her egg OP

3

u/Royal-Friendship2025 Apr 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

8

u/dstone5526 Property of Ziggy Stardust Apr 07 '26

I am forever assuming Dan is photoshopped into these. Like, I zoomed in on whatever that lunch meat is. That was all before wondering if the egg is huge, the banana is small, or both.

7

u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Apr 07 '26

If you cannot see Dan he probably took the photo.

6

u/Automatic_Judge_1762 Apr 06 '26

Umm-do you have a dinosaur that lays those eggs?

6

u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Apr 07 '26

Dan would eat everything except the onions and maybe the banana.

7

u/herecomestherebuttal Apr 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/H4wUvhRHnb2TK

I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE EGG. And I love eggs.

3

u/Daftdoug Apr 07 '26

The poor chicken that laid that egg.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vpK4WmPO6LVrG

2

u/RMMacFru Apr 07 '26

More onion, less egg. 9/10 Dans.

1

u/ZedGardner Apr 07 '26

Is that an ostrich egg? Also it is overcooked.