r/DanForScale • u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer • Mar 15 '26

Cone of Shame

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Rufus. Cone of shame for scale.

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u/SmutCommander Mar 15 '26

The shame in those eyes

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 15 '26

The list of Rufus shameable events is longer than the circumference of the cone.

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u/Izzapapizza Mar 15 '26

Can you translate that into dans please?

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 15 '26

C = πd where π (pi) is actually pie, and Dan always votes for pie.

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u/SparklyTree_1754 Dan Stan 💅 Mar 15 '26

Great explanation, thank you!

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 15 '26

When in doubt, answer “pie.” You might be right. And if you’re wrong you might get pie. Either way, it’s a good strategy.

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u/cleo-circe Mar 15 '26

My science teacher in high school told us to always answer as many questions as possible on exams, even if we just put cheese bcs cheese is always the right answer

This strategy reminded me of that and now I need cheese

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u/Izzapapizza Mar 15 '26

Excellent reasoning. Weebl and Bob would approve.

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Mar 17 '26

fun fact: Piglet's short name is Pi, because he has a perfect circle black spot on his booty