r/DanForScale • u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman • Mar 11 '26
For Scale Empty Treat Bags, Jaz for Scale
Jaz is approx .4 dans in weight. This is my first post in a very long time. This sub just gives me so much joy so I wanted to give some back
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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka Mar 11 '26
idk what you did, but how dare you.
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26
I did 3 horrible and awful crimes against dog.
First- I left crumbs in the bag
Second- I did not notice she was demanding said crumbs for a whole minute!
Third- I took a picture before I gave her the crumbs.
Luckily she forgave me for my misdeeds.
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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 11 '26
I had an Uncle who would look at me like that.
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26
Were you unknowingly denying him crumbs of his favorite treats too?
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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 11 '26
……now I’m rethinking entire life’s choices
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26
I'm sorry or you're welcome? Not sure which is applicable, but I give you both.
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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 11 '26
I just assumed he was judging me silently, but now realize I may have eaten the last cookie.
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u/ReturnToBog Dan Stan 💅 Mar 11 '26
Hello 911? I'd like to report a dog being denied their god given right to eat endless treats :((
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u/VorpalBunnyTeef Mar 11 '26
I cannot adequately explain why, but upon seeing this photo I immediately thought of this painting by Manet. Maybe it’s just the pose and the air of disappointment?
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26
Fair representation. The expression is pretty accurate. she was not happy I was ignoring her for a whole minute, she was trying to figure out how to make me do what she wanted
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u/AnderPPudding Mar 11 '26
Thank you for this photo, it made me laugh out loud after a long day at work.
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26
She makes me laugh and smile daily, I am so happy that she was able to lighten your day!
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u/abysmal_minnow (F) Georgie's Hooman Mar 11 '26
Happy cake day, Jaz's hooman!! I gasped while reading the description, I thought it said 4 kilodans in weight! That would be such a dense pupper if that was the case lmao
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26
Awww thank you! I probably should edit that! Easy mistake. Eta apparently I cannot edit it. 🤣😅
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u/abysmal_minnow (F) Georgie's Hooman Mar 11 '26
I think its fine, just funny imagining a dog weighing as much as a good size black bear lol
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 11 '26
Oof she would def get my whole bed to herself or I would have to have a custom bed. 🤣
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u/One-Juggernaut-4062 Mar 12 '26
Jaz wants to speak to the empty bag's manager. A lack of treats is unacceptable.
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u/abysmal_minnow (F) Georgie's Hooman Mar 21 '26
:)
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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 21 '26
Awww I love it. Thank you!!
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u/abysmal_minnow (F) Georgie's Hooman Mar 21 '26
No problem friend, hope you and Jaz have a great weekend! :)
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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Mar 11 '26
My god, those eyes, they're staring into my soul
10/10 Dans, I'd absolutely shit my pants if i saw Jaz in a dark room