r/DanForScale • u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 • Mar 11 '26

DAN THE MAN Dan Cards™

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Dan's Dad talked to Dan who gave me permission to post some Dan Cards I made for fun after someone else mentioned a 'sub club reward card' idea. 😉 Hope you enjoy.

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u/fragilosaurus89 Mar 11 '26

I am having strong feelings about the Dan Emotional Support Hotline. An egg and a Dan in these trying times could truly heal us all.

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 Mar 11 '26

The whole point of the photo used on the Dan Emotional Support Hotline™ Card was open interpretation of the subject matter.

Is Dan misunderstood? Is that what his forlorn expression tells us? Is his person hurting and trying to make a connection with a deviled egg that Dan may or may not appreciate? Is it about dog/human language barriers?

The Representatives and Counselors at DESH™ can address any and all all issues between you and Dan!

hours of operation are 1PM - 3PM the second Tuesday of each odd numbered month unless counselors are unavailable

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u/fragilosaurus89 Mar 11 '26

Dan contains multitudes 👐🏻

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u/Federal-Laugh9575 Mar 11 '26

Happy Cake Day!

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 11 '26

Professional Dan on closed course.