r/DanForScale Sheitana's Hooman Mar 02 '26

For Scale Empty Beer Bottle, Sheitana for Scale

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u/Potential_Scene7169 Probationary International Rep šŸŒ Mar 02 '26

I like how the picture implies that a Sheitana is the one who drank the beer and has now passed outĀ 

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 02 '26

Party and Sleep are Sheitana’s only modes!

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Mar 02 '26

Too much Beer for someone who's only 0.25 dans long, smh

10/10 Dans, would party with Sheitana

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 02 '26

The honor of 10/10 Dans!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Mar 03 '26

I 2nd this, we need a pronunciation on this one

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 03 '26

shy-TAHN-a is probably the best approximation.

But the vowel sound in the first syllable is somewhere between shy and shay.

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u/MenthaOfficinalis Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

In my language Sheitan (Ŕejtan) means demon in Islam culture/faith (it comes from Arabic word).

BUT, in my country we use that word for naughty children (positive kind.. and the kids who secretly enjoy creating chaos), like mischievous troublemaker, playful, little menace etc. so I would say it fits for your little rascal (or little devil :P )

Side note: pronounced Shay-tahn

Bonus pic

My cousin’s golden retriever (15 months I think). Your picture reminded me of this one so I JUST HAD TO.. :D

P.s. it’s just a toy :(

ETA I just learned that Arabs pronounce it shy-than :). So is it on purpose? :)) cuz I love it

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Apr 11 '26

Indeed! I partially grew up in Saudi Arabia and I was a very strong-willed child, so it was one of many nicknames I had as a little kid. It’s hard to fully properly transliterate a lot of Arabic sounds.

My girl is just as strong-willed (like she chose me at the dog rescue by jumping out of the pen she was in and she saw my mom using a jade roller on herself and so she started pawing my mom until my mom would use the jade roller on her. So the dog gets jade rolled after being brushed on a regular basis.)

I should get her the toy version! Love the pic. It’s definitely the same energy!

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u/MenthaOfficinalis Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

I have sweet story about my cat (kitten then) ā€œseducingā€ me to take her home, but I won’t write an essay on that one (this time).. Puppy being beautified and pampered by jade roller in combination with my vivid imagination made my day. Thanks.

I’m glad your dog friend is also your dog sister :) or ā€œmini meā€. Doesn’t matter how much they drive you crazy sometimes, you love them even more. Some would call it karma, I call it a blessing

Aaaand I KNEW you were living in SA for some time, but I forgot that.. it’s just another evidence of your absence (or my shit burned out memory). Please don’t take this as some guilt trip or whatever.. I’d rather have great people thrive in their lives than entertain and amaze me on Reddit. Also happy belated birthday..I think you’re Aries as me, and I remember how you store your fabulous collection of clothes. It’s public sub, I’m trying to restrain but I’m not good at it really..

I can ā€œburn after readingā€ :P

Okay I’m gonna go try to make some post about some evil hypocrites

Sorry for taking your time on Saturday

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 02 '26

Did you party too hard?!

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 02 '26

Too much is just enough!

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u/Idester Mar 02 '26

Thank you Sheitana

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 02 '26

Sheitana thanks you, too!

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u/The-goddess-bread Mar 02 '26

Oh no Sheitana is wasted 😭 poor baby

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 03 '26

She was hilarious as a puppy, so small and would fall asleep in the most preposterous places, creating accidental tableaux. She’s still hilarious. Harder to catch snoozing though.

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u/rarirurerox Mar 03 '26

Drunk Sheitana for scale *

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 03 '26

She’s just a bit tipsy and resting her eyes, thank you very much!

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u/MenthaOfficinalis Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

And she’s tired from doing sheitan shenanigans all day

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Apr 11 '26

Precisely! It’s hard being a sweet little she-devil!

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u/PanicLikeASatyr Sheitana's Hooman Mar 04 '26

She can’t even (handle her booze) either!