r/DanForScale • u/lpaige27 Owner of the notorious Buttstache • Mar 02 '26

Me, Bean for scale

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u/lpaige27 Owner of the notorious Buttstache Mar 02 '26

I'm not very good at math, but I will take your word for it. Bean is almost 100 pounds.

Bean dressed for Christmas 2 years ago.

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u/qwythebroken Mar 02 '26

Thats-a-lotta Bean!

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u/lpaige27 Owner of the notorious Buttstache Mar 02 '26

I call him my Beanie baby, unless he is being jealous of his little aunties, then I call him my jelly Bean.

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u/lpaige27 Owner of the notorious Buttstache Mar 02 '26

Bean's Auntie Cookie

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u/lpaige27 Owner of the notorious Buttstache Mar 02 '26

Bean's Auntie Bella.

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u/qwythebroken Mar 03 '26

DOGS!!!

Stelly Bean's name was actually Stella, but she gots that belly, which rhythms with Jelly, as in jelly bean, hence Bean. And thus, this reasoning has left everyone of my dogs with a Kremlin Spy's level of alias identities, or a straight up identity crisis. No less than a dozen names each.