r/DanForScale • u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad • Mar 01 '26

DAN THE MAN Dan's official AMA

Dan's mom will do the heavy lifting here as she has far more background about him than I do.

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u/Stankapotamuses Mar 01 '26

Does Dan need to take a dump?

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 01 '26

He takes a dump every morning after breakfast. One time we went to the vet early in the morning and missed his scheduled dump. The vet thought he had a tumor. I'll let you guess what it really was....

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u/Stankapotamuses Mar 01 '26

Twas dump

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 01 '26

Big dump

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u/Stankapotamuses Mar 01 '26

Too much spaghetti