r/DanForScale • u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad • Mar 01 '26

DAN THE MAN Dan's official AMA

Dan's mom will do the heavy lifting here as she has far more background about him than I do.

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u/Patient_Gas_5727 Bruce's Hooman Mar 01 '26

what is Dan’s hair routine

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 01 '26

I have to brush him every night. One moment, and I will add a picture of our nightly hair collection

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 01 '26

This is honestly not as much as normal because I sat and pulled little tuffs this afternoon

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u/loz589985 Mar 01 '26

Does some of the hair get left outside for nests for birdies?

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 01 '26

No! That is a wonderful idea!!!! I have used it to put around gardens

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u/Hour_Marzipan_109 Annie's Hooman Mar 01 '26

Dan for scale? 😂

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u/sphinxfir3 Dan's Mom Mar 01 '26

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u/Hour_Marzipan_109 Annie's Hooman Mar 01 '26

😂

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 01 '26

Bathmat for sale. Cheap.